#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Wednesday 16 September 2026 - 0:14:38
During this 1947-day reporting period, a total of 2036 different nicks were represented on #PHP.

Most active times

4.1%	3.8%	3.7%	3.6%	3.5%	3.1%	3.2%	3.1%	3.2%	3.0%	3.1%	3.4%	4.0%	4.3%	4.7%	5.4%	5.3%	5.1%	5.1%	5.2%	5.2%	5.3%	4.8%	4.5%
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= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Number of Words	Last seen	Random quote
1	__adrian	44643		491777	35 days ago	"there's #networking (assuming "nat" is your current question)"
2	Blondie101010	41536		376464	44 days ago	"ok: shouldn't sqrt(4); return 2 values? :)"
3	TML	10525		154719	20 days ago	"try ProxyFCGISetEnvIf "true" REMOTE_USER "%{REMOTE_USER}""
4	jargon	8639		62354	80 days ago	"__adrian, this part is the issue: readfile($fallback);"
5	da_wunder	8160		129998	414 days ago	"birkoff: this might help you - https://spot13.com/pmcalculator/"
6	Rockwood	6353		31023	12 days ago	"Lore, thanks I am here from login time"
7	Naktibalda	6237		59201	752 days ago	"have you scrolled to the bottom?"
8	AllenJB	5498		124282	5 days ago	"One thing I would note: Even for exactly the same PHP version,..."
9	olle	5147		39722	155 days ago	"Wouldn't that require generics?"
10	Sammitch	4660		67049	14 days ago	"which is great, until you have a write that needs doing"
11	stenno	3924		29122	1188 days ago	"you cannot do letsencrypt for ips"
12	TinoDidriksen	3767		48248	133 days ago	"Query cache? If you run the same query multiple times, only th..."
13	BadAdviceCat	3604		58994	328 days ago	"Providers not making PHP 8 available... I'd take that as a sig..."
14	biberu	3550		42875	406 days ago	"is there a folder for regression tests too? ^^"
15	relipse	3158		28326	1058 days ago	"the topic police have struck again"
16	ash_worksi	2907		35982	36 days ago	"bomb: specifically: https://www.php.net/releases/8.0/en.php"
17	Hash	2891		26661	1548 days ago	"Who is comign to SQL inject me?"
18	znf	2859		34475	352 days ago	"it does not do that on purpose, no"
19	Albright	2756		38356	714 days ago	"Anyone have any tips on PHP static site generators? The most d..."
20	wfpkhc	2252		16361	1213 days ago	"so i have found out first hand"
21	Byteflux	2169		33284	1695 days ago	"I use Docker Desktop on my Intel and M1 Macs no problem."
22	celphi	2108		17741	869 days ago	"unless somehow my nginx settings are wrong"
23	no_gravity	2054		26422	312 days ago	"Well, yeah, I'm kinda going that route."
24	sumthing1980	1964		15148	726 days ago	"I meant first person shooter"
25	Artfaith	1908		24533	921 days ago	"Ave reading! Ave mind developing! Ave self-confidence!"

These didn't make it to the top:

Nekomander (1907)	freeman_h (1587)	entropy_ (1524)	Northwoods (1512)	lembron (1499)
velix (1402)	teresko (1360)	dag (1238)	lunatiq (1229)	fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133)	TrippyJ (1124)	ceux (1107)	DevAntoine (1099)	nCrazed (1061)
Arutemisu (1013)	paule32 (1000)	ecart (938)	onizu (938)	regedit (889)
thumbs (882)	asteele (846)	NoiseEee (841)	deltab (828)	novns (811)
last1 (809)	Koopz (798)	CoJaBo (733)	chazy (722)	tirnanog (722)

By the way, there were 1981 other nicks.

Big numbers

Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!

It seems that Lore's shift-key is hanging: 3.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<Lore> HAHAAHAHAHAHA
nsITobin just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.1% of the time.

filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
* filename slaps Hash with the back hand
Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.

Poor Hash, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
* filename slaps Hash with the back hand
Blondie101010 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.

lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.

CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.

TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.3 letters per line.

Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.

__adrian spoke a total of 491777 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 376464 words.

addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.82 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	would	10830	Yakov
2	there	10621	Blondie101010
3	should	7561	__adrian
4	about	7391	mosaid
5	using	6208	thumbs
6	which	5504	eson123
7	something	5243	__adrian
8	think	4264	Yakov
9	could	4067	Blondie101010
10	array	3556	GoSox

Most referenced nicks

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	php	29497	pertho
2	Error	4600	pertho
3	__adrian	2922	RonWhoCares
4	Blondie101010	1790	Bombo
5	TML	978	mishehu

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://3v4l.org	120	monkfish
2	https://php.net/htmlspecialchars	28	__adrian
3	https://phpdelusions.net/pdo	27	BadAdviceCat
4	https://phptherightway.com	26	TinoDidriksen
5	https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison	23	__adrian
6	https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php	23	da_wunder
7	https://packagist.org	23	Arutemisu
8	http://d22.puzzlum.org/	22	jargon
9	https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php	20	Lore
10	https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php	18	Blondie101010
11	https://getcomposer.org/	17	Arutemisu
12	https://regex101.com/	17	Arutemisu
13	http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php	17	jargon
14	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer	17	Arutemisu
15	https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv	14	entropy_

Other interesting numbers

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
*** xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF was kicked by litharge
Heraes seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.

litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.

Strange, no op was given on #PHP!

Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!

wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
* wfpkhc hugs TML and runs out of the room*
Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.

Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 373 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.

WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links	44 days ago at 01:48 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links	94 days ago at 15:08 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links	94 days ago at 15:06 by __adrian
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