#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Tuesday 2 June 2026 - 0:04:14
During this 1840-day reporting period, a total of 2013 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.1%
30715
3.7%
27707
3.7%
27701
3.7%
27097
3.6%
26365
3.1%
23021
3.2%
23596
3.1%
23176
3.2%
23598
3.0%
22440
3.1%
22962
3.3%
24809
4.0%
29503
4.3%
31899
4.7%
34692
5.4%
40084
5.3%
39254
5.2%
38269
5.1%
37762
5.2%
38245
5.3%
38958
5.4%
39702
4.9%
35992
4.6%
33841
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian445751240215298163634907767 days ago"":31 < __adrian> not comprehensive: ..." ← what am i missing"
2 Blondie101010412791586423758418146223731326 days ago"even for a quick experiment, I'd still set up httpd"
3 TML105151409774337749551545877 days ago"as the kids say: good luck, have fun, don't die"
4 jargon86395253861313221262354326 days ago"And, yes, I did do trouble shooting before asking for help."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998307 days ago"what are you trying to do?"
6 Rockwood633238313401811350309112 days ago"have you own house or staying as tenant?"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201645 days ago"have you scrolled to the bottom?"
8 AllenJB54481880252810381231942 days ago"What error is given when the script fails (if any)?"
9 olle5147931305311063972248 days ago"No, fibers, because they can yield farther away"
10 Sammitch464977220436496679891 days ago"TML: next time just grab your ten foot pole and nudge it back ..."
11 stenno392410455518691396291221081 days ago"and i agreed, you should not catch those"
12 TinoDidriksen3767166311558684824826 days ago"It wasn't, but people tend to ask such questions in the channe..."
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994221 days ago"eht, then you don't get to use the cookie (usually, as intende..."
14 biberu35501006162790842875299 days ago"yeah, then you could use that with array_map"
15 relipse31582281126175428326951 days ago"if there is no php cli on my server, is it safe to install one..."
16 ash_worksi290346021559916293593010 days ago"bomb: https://www.php.net/manual/en/control-structures.goto.php"
17 Hash28917477803371027266611441 days ago"Ok, I'm not gonna let this get me upset."
18 znf28591044510130134475245 days ago"Which was the 'nasty' code"
19 Albright2756326317205238356607 days ago"GitHub is down. My life is over"
20 wfpkhc22521356350546163611106 days ago"well i have to go look after my blind grandmother - be happy php"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841588 days ago""On your own time" doesn't always imply "yours" either."
22 celphi210866115669759417741762 days ago"ty ill look into that ty so much"
23 no_gravity205482594425926422205 days ago"Is IRC still alive or did the LLMs kill it?"
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148619 days ago"Im considering bribing the chinese guy"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533814 days ago"GD makes it (2^(bitdepth-1)-1)"


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) entropy_ (1521) Northwoods (1512) lembron (1495)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) dag (1238) lunatiq (1229) fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) ceux (1086) nCrazed (1057)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) ecart (938) onizu (938) regedit (889)
asteele (846) NoiseEee (841) deltab (828) thumbs (819) novns (811)
last1 (809) Koopz (765) CoJaBo (730) chazy (722) tirnanog (722)

By the way, there were 1958 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> I WANT YOU DEAD

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag

Hash seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.1% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.3 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 490776 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 373132 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.81 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10807 galvao
2 there 10590 sbrothy_
3 should 7561 __adrian
4 about 7375 __adrian
5 using 6200 mikey_p
6 which 5504 eson123
7 something 5237 TML
8 think 4259 __adrian
9 Could 4062 maxzor
10 array 3552 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29314 strk
2 Error 4589 AllenJB
3 __adrian 2922 RonWhoCares
4 Blondie101010 1790 Bombo
5 TML 978 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 23 da_wunder
6 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
7 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 19 AllenJB
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
12 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
13 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
14 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
Heraes wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Heraes was kicked by litharge

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc wanders in and gently pokes __adrian

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 366 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 24 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 277 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 319 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
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