#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen
Statistics generated on Tuesday 10 November 2026 - 1:03:23
During this 2002-day reporting period, a total of 2071 different nicks were represented on #PHP.
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4.1% |
3.8% |
3.7% |
3.6% |
3.5% |
3.1% |
3.2% |
3.2% |
3.2% |
3.1% |
3.1% |
3.4% |
4.0% |
4.3% |
4.7% |
5.4% |
5.3% |
5.2% |
5.1% |
5.2% |
5.2% |
5.3% |
4.8% |
4.5% |
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
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= 6-11 |
= 12-17 |
= 18-23 |
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | __adrian | 44732 | | 493133 | 6 days ago | "that guy jack made a real nice ascii skull and rose though" |
| 2 | Blondie101010 | 41540 | | 376490 | 20 days ago | "ok: shouldn't sqrt(4); return 2 values? :)" |
| 3 | TML | 10566 | | 155422 | 10 days ago | "akk: this is where the mandatory "php -S is a toy, please don'..." |
| 4 | jargon | 8639 | | 62354 | 135 days ago | "And, yes, I did do trouble shooting before asking for help." |
| 5 | da_wunder | 8160 | | 129998 | 469 days ago | "olle: so you're looking for lock component?" |
| 6 | Rockwood | 6357 | | 31032 | 19 days ago | "do you have link? is it online?" |
| 7 | Naktibalda | 6237 | | 59201 | 807 days ago | "I missed the link to backtrace" |
| 8 | AllenJB | 5565 | | 125792 | 4 days ago | "PHP < 5.4 probably has other, equally big problems +P" |
| 9 | olle | 5147 | | 39722 | 210 days ago | "Or @param array<string, User> for hash table string-to-user" |
| 10 | Sammitch | 4662 | | 67070 | 20 days ago | "quick! everyone shuffle to the next provider down the list! su..." |
| 11 | stenno | 3924 | | 29122 | 1243 days ago | "i am sure that phpunit uses assert under the hood" |
| 12 | TinoDidriksen | 3770 | | 48288 | 18 days ago | "Isn't the internal session serializer different?" |
| 13 | BadAdviceCat | 3604 | | 58994 | 383 days ago | "While we can just install PHP, and then write code to perform ..." |
| 14 | biberu | 3550 | | 42875 | 461 days ago | "__adrian: hm, it's been a while since i wrote php, let me see" |
| 15 | relipse | 3158 | | 28326 | 1113 days ago | "if there is no php cli on my server, is it safe to install one..." |
| 16 | ash_worksi | 2930 | | 36421 | 50 days ago | "maybe visibility is new since PHP4" |
| 17 | Hash | 2891 | | 26661 | 1603 days ago | "I'm upset Ic an't even type" |
| 18 | znf | 2860 | | 34517 | 20 days ago | "Ever seen a case where, running as php-fpm, the php-fpm access..." |
| 19 | Albright | 2756 | | 38356 | 769 days ago | "GitHub is down. My life is over" |
| 20 | wfpkhc | 2252 | | 16361 | 1268 days ago | "thank you for that link - i respect you enough to read it" |
| 21 | Byteflux | 2169 | | 33284 | 1750 days ago | "Sure, but linking is unnecessary if you're using an IDE" |
| 22 | celphi | 2108 | | 17741 | 924 days ago | "im not making a get request to mp4" |
| 23 | no_gravity | 2054 | | 26422 | 367 days ago | "da_wunder: Yup, I am not going to fix code I did not write." |
| 24 | sumthing1980 | 1964 | | 15148 | 781 days ago | "I already made some rudimentary fps in php" |
| 25 | Artfaith | 1908 | | 24533 | 976 days ago | "Source: https://www.w3.org/TR/PNG-DataRep.html" |
These didn't make it to the top:
| Nekomander (1907) | freeman_h (1587) | lembron (1550) | entropy_ (1524) | Northwoods (1512) |
| velix (1402) | teresko (1360) | dag (1299) | lunatiq (1229) | fffuuuL (1195) |
| ceux (1135) | The_Blode (1133) | TrippyJ (1124) | DevAntoine (1099) | nCrazed (1091) |
| Arutemisu (1013) | paule32 (1000) | onizu (938) | ecart (938) | thumbs (928) |
| regedit (889) | asteele (846) | NoiseEee (841) | deltab (828) | novns (811) |
| last1 (809) | Koopz (807) | CoJaBo (733) | chazy (722) | tirnanog (722) |
By the way, there were 2016 other nicks.
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| Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time! |
| It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <nsITobin> TROLLING? WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time. |
| filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times. For example, like this: * filename slaps Hash with the back hand Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times. |
| Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times. For example, like this: * Viper-7 slaps a large trout around a bit with Blondie101010 Hash seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times. |
| lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time. |
| CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time. |
| TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line. #PHP average was 66.4 letters per line. |
| Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line. Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters. |
| __adrian spoke a total of 493133 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 376490 words. |
| addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.82 words per line. |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | would | 10862 | __adrian |
| 2 | there | 10679 | GoSox |
| 3 | should | 7574 | jStefan |
| 4 | about | 7415 | Lore |
| 5 | using | 6220 | jStefan |
| 6 | which | 5504 | eson123 |
| 7 | something | 5250 | bertieb |
| 8 | think | 4275 | TML |
| 9 | could | 4077 | TML |
| 10 | array | 3556 | GoSox |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | php | 29676 | audio |
| 2 | Error | 4608 | hydrian |
| 3 | __adrian | 2933 | WishBoy |
| 4 | Blondie101010 | 1790 | Bombo |
| 5 | TML | 978 | mishehu |
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | https://3v4l.org | 120 | monkfish |
| 2 | https://php.net/htmlspecialchars | 28 | __adrian |
| 3 | https://phpdelusions.net/pdo | 27 | BadAdviceCat |
| 4 | https://phptherightway.com | 26 | TinoDidriksen |
| 5 | https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php | 24 | AllenJB |
| 6 | https://packagist.org | 23 | Arutemisu |
| 7 | https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison | 23 | __adrian |
| 8 | http://d22.puzzlum.org/ | 22 | jargon |
| 9 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php | 20 | Lore |
| 10 | https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php | 18 | Blondie101010 |
| 11 | http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php | 17 | jargon |
| 12 | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer | 17 | Arutemisu |
| 13 | https://getcomposer.org/ | 17 | Arutemisu |
| 14 | https://regex101.com/ | 17 | Arutemisu |
| 15 | https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv | 14 | entropy_ |
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| xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times! For example, like this: *** xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF was kicked by litharge Heraes seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received. |
| litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people. |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
| wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions! For example, like this: * wfpkhc wanders out* Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions. |
| Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 373 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times. |
| WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time. |
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s | 20 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links | 21 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links | 21 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
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