#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Thursday 22 October 2026 - 1:39:44
During this 1983-day reporting period, a total of 2063 different nicks were represented on #PHP.

Most active times

4.1%	3.8%	3.7%	3.6%	3.5%	3.1%	3.2%	3.2%	3.2%	3.0%	3.1%	3.4%	4.0%	4.3%	4.7%	5.4%	5.3%	5.2%	5.1%	5.2%	5.2%	5.3%	4.8%	4.5%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

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= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Number of Words	Last seen	Random quote
1	__adrian	44717		492759	today	"there are absolutely proofs of concept."
2	Blondie101010	41540		376490	yesterday	"DOMDocument would be usable for both"
3	TML	10553		155238	yesterday	"weird that 8.4 landed before either 8.3 or 8.5 :D"
4	jargon	8639		62354	116 days ago	"When I swap in "Ariel.png" it works just fine."
5	da_wunder	8160		129998	450 days ago	"maybe you're setting that in your application code then"
6	Rockwood	6355		31025	14 days ago	"lol I am working on game :D"
7	Naktibalda	6237		59201	788 days ago	"freeman_h: not enough information. how do you run it?"
8	AllenJB	5542		125247	yesterday	"Please speak english in this channel"
9	olle	5147		39722	191 days ago	"Too many half-made integrations"
10	Sammitch	4662		67070	yesterday	"Lore: I don't see how either of those serialize responses, and..."
11	stenno	3924		29122	1224 days ago	"<nCrazed> you should not be catching/handling those exception"
12	TinoDidriksen	3769		48270	2 days ago	"That would work. Keep track of until what byte offset you've p..."
13	BadAdviceCat	3604		58994	364 days ago	"Deadm0th, I just use symfony. You can decide how much of it yo..."
14	biberu	3550		42875	442 days ago	"hm, apparently you don't need the ...'s for all pipe steps"
15	relipse	3158		28326	1094 days ago	"__adrian: did you start with php 3?"
16	ash_worksi	2930		36421	31 days ago	"specifcally, I was looking for FILTER_FLAG_HOSTNAME"
17	Hash	2891		26661	1584 days ago	"Or do you jsut do this online cuz people won't deck you?"
18	znf	2860		34517	yesterday	"I've done: php_admin_value[error_reporting] = -1"
19	Albright	2756		38356	750 days ago	"Well, it says "Guzzle 7" in the upper-left corner"
20	wfpkhc	2252		16361	1249 days ago	"OMG you are reading my mind :D"
21	Byteflux	2169		33284	1731 days ago	"Specifically the backwards incompatible changes."
22	celphi	2108		17741	905 days ago	"tirnanog: im using video tags with src="/mp4/name_of_mp4.mp4""
23	no_gravity	2054		26422	348 days ago	"I'll call it a day for now."
24	sumthing1980	1964		15148	762 days ago	"I dont know yet if he can do it"
25	Artfaith	1908		24533	957 days ago	"It does not look like spec of PNG but GD"

These didn't make it to the top:

Nekomander (1907)	freeman_h (1587)	lembron (1534)	entropy_ (1524)	Northwoods (1512)
velix (1402)	teresko (1360)	dag (1264)	lunatiq (1229)	fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133)	ceux (1130)	TrippyJ (1124)	DevAntoine (1099)	nCrazed (1090)
Arutemisu (1013)	paule32 (1000)	ecart (938)	onizu (938)	thumbs (912)
regedit (889)	asteele (846)	NoiseEee (841)	deltab (828)	novns (811)
last1 (809)	Koopz (807)	CoJaBo (733)	chazy (722)	tirnanog (722)

By the way, there were 2008 other nicks.

Big numbers

Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!

It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<nsITobin> NOT
WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.

Sammitch is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
* Sammitch slaps Albright with a large trout.
filename can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.

Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Hash seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.

lembron brings happiness to the world. 25.9% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.

CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.

TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.4 letters per line.

Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.

__adrian spoke a total of 492759 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 376490 words.

addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.82 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	would	10853	AllenJB
2	there	10670	mini
3	should	7574	jStefan
4	about	7410	mini
5	using	6220	jStefan
6	which	5504	eson123
7	something	5250	bertieb
8	think	4275	TML
9	could	4077	TML
10	array	3556	GoSox

Most referenced nicks

	Nick	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	php	29577	TML
2	Error	4600	pertho
3	__adrian	2933	WishBoy
4	Blondie101010	1790	Bombo
5	TML	978	mishehu

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://3v4l.org	120	monkfish
2	https://php.net/htmlspecialchars	28	__adrian
3	https://phpdelusions.net/pdo	27	BadAdviceCat
4	https://phptherightway.com	26	TinoDidriksen
5	https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php	24	AllenJB
6	https://packagist.org	23	Arutemisu
7	https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison	23	__adrian
8	http://d22.puzzlum.org/	22	jargon
9	https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php	20	Lore
10	https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php	18	Blondie101010
11	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer	17	Arutemisu
12	https://getcomposer.org/	17	Arutemisu
13	http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php	17	jargon
14	https://regex101.com/	17	Arutemisu
15	https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv	14	entropy_

Other interesting numbers

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
*** xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF was kicked by litharge
Heraes seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.

litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.

Strange, no op was given on #PHP!

Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!

wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
* wfpkhc wanders in and gently pokes __adrian
Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.

Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 373 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.

WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

>> CVE WARNING << UPGRADE PHP NOW Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 UPGRADE PHP NOW >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s	yesterday at 17:41 by __adrian
<blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links	2 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian
>> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links	2 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian
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