#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Sunday 8 February 2026 - 0:25:51
During this 1727-day reporting period, a total of 1987 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.2%
30195
3.8%
27206
3.8%
27299
3.7%
26609
3.6%
25859
3.1%
22415
3.2%
22922
3.1%
22493
3.2%
22992
3.0%
21676
3.1%
22207
3.3%
24106
4.0%
28843
4.3%
31180
4.6%
33648
5.4%
39067
5.3%
38459
5.1%
36970
5.1%
37130
5.2%
37555
5.3%
38197
5.3%
38448
4.9%
35198
4.6%
33291
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian442481234415141162514865085 days ago"no - it's simply not broken."
2 Blondie101010409141572723468271145703694943 days ago"but my suggestion is to not do that"
3 TML103511402774332848471522224 days ago"i.e., "the juice is not worth the squeeze""
4 jargon86395253861313221262354213 days ago"I was about to do that TML when I realized the typo."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998194 days ago"well the actual use cases would give some context"
6 Rockwood6307380933918113483084836 days ago"Absolute path in other words"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201532 days ago"I missed the link to backtrace"
8 AllenJB53851844250410351217924 days ago"Please don't tell people to "just use an LLM". It's no differe..."
9 olle509592030121106393144 days ago"Verbs are better than nouns /ted-talk"
10 Sammitch464877220436486679581 days ago"I've run database servers inside containers and not been struc..."
11 stenno39241045551869139629122968 days ago"i know that assertions throw exceptions"
12 TinoDidriksen37651663115586648222371 days ago"64 bit time_t is currently being rolled out, so the Y2038 prob..."
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994108 days ago"Providers not making PHP 8 available... I'd take that as a sig..."
14 biberu35501006162790842875186 days ago"at least with irc it's possible to handle without changing muc..."
15 relipse31582281126175428326838 days ago"where can I find a grunt channel?"
16 ash_worksi28944602155951624357906 days ago"I derived the following function name from it's use in a scrip..."
17 Hash28917477803371027266611328 days ago"Sometimes I purposefully do things the fucked up way"
18 znf28591044510130134475132 days ago"100% it was because of the register shutdown function"
19 Albright2756326317205238356494 days ago"*Mollom - but it's kill :("
20 wfpkhc2252135635054616361993 days ago"https://i.imgur.com/NSRDTtk.png"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841475 days ago"Just google, they have a page for EAP builds"
22 celphi210866115669759417741649 days ago"np. i wasnt aware that it had that restriction"
23 no_gravity20548259442592642292 days ago"da_wunder: What about "symfony/flex": "^1.1"?"
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148506 days ago"I already made some rudimentary fps in php"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533701 days ago"Exa, https://3v4l.org/kEDi8A#v8.3.3"


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) entropy_ (1521) Northwoods (1512) lembron (1428)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) lunatiq (1229) dag (1221) fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) ceux (1057) nCrazed (1047)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) ecart (938) onizu (938) regedit (889)
asteele (846) NoiseEee (838) deltab (828) novns (811) last1 (809)
thumbs (768) Koopz (750) CoJaBo (730) tirnanog (722) chazy (722)

By the way, there were 1932 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> NO ONE

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag

Hash seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.2 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.8 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 486508 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 369494 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.80 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10767 Blondie101010
2 there 10549 TML
3 should 7549 TML
4 about 7337 __adrian
5 using 6197 Blondie101010
6 which 5493 ceux
7 something 5224 Blondie101010
8 think 4259 __adrian
9 could 4057 Blondie101010
10 array 3547 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29121 taylan
2 Error 4578 p3rL
3 __adrian 2916 lembron
4 Blondie101010 1784 NeinstarFilmz
5 TML 965 olle

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 23 da_wunder
6 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
7 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 19 AllenJB
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
12 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
13 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
14 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF was kicked by litharge

Heraes seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc sneaks off to #postgresql room

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 210 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 361 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 201 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 164 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 206 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 37 times.
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