#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Sunday 14 June 2026 - 0:04:11
During this 7-day reporting period, a total of 11 different nicks were represented on #PHP.

Most active times

6.7%	11.2%	5.2%	1.9%	1.6%	1.7%	4.8%	4.1%	2.8%	3.4%	3.1%	2.8%	6.4%	3.9%	3.6%	4.2%	4.8%	3.9%	3.2%	4.3%	4.8%	5.0%	4.1%	2.7%
0	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23

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= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Number of Words	Last seen	Random quote
1	hakre	66		983	3 days ago	"as you learned it must return fast, not do something."
2	tablekeyboard	26		766	3 days ago	"I have an LLM-unresolvable problem related to signal and shutd..."
3	__adrian	23		399	3 days ago	"sorry, referring to your use of register_shutdown_function()"
4	Blondie101010	20		249	today	"my only concern would come from the libs you use"
5	ceux	12		135	3 days ago	"you should ask in the apache channel"
6	thumbs	9		62	3 days ago	"We just released a new version yesterday for all those CVEs."
7	dvl	3		29	today	"I just changed my dev website from php84 to php85 - so far, no..."
8	afiore	2		18	4 days ago	"Every day I look forward to hearing something dumb."
9	dfive	2		23	4 days ago	"Does a rewrite from a .html to a .php file in an apache httpd ..."
10	lembron	1		8	4 days ago	"tfw your webserver got shot down by iran"
11	Yakov	1		6	today	"how to make lineedit in php?"

Big numbers

Is tablekeyboard stupid or just asking too many questions? 46.2% lines contained a question!
__adrian didn't know that much either. 13.0% of his/her lines were questions.

Nobody shouted at all, wow.

It seems that __adrian's shift-key is hanging: 4.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<__adrian> 3 2 1 BACKUP

Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.

Nobody smiles in #PHP! Cheer up guys and girls.

tablekeyboard seems to be sad at the moment: 3.8% lines contained sad faces. :(

tablekeyboard wrote the longest lines, averaging 166.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 90.6 letters per line.

thumbs wrote the shortest lines, averaging 38.6 characters per line.
ceux was tight-lipped, too, averaging 61.4 characters.

hakre spoke a total of 983 words!
hakre's faithful follower, tablekeyboard, didn't speak so much: 766 words.

tablekeyboard wrote an average of 29.46 words per line.
Channel average was 16.23 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	signal	48	hakre
2	handler	21	hakre
3	function	16	hakre
4	because	14	hakre
5	script	14	__adrian
6	process	14	__adrian
7	there	12	__adrian
8	SIGTERM	9	hakre
9	return	9	hakre
10	manual	8	hakre

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://privatebin.net/?15f542196bd965ef#FEiiKMHwUZiKqKbkhDN	1	tablekeyboard
2	https://www.php.net/releases/8.5/en.php	1	Blondie101010
3	https://privatebin.net/?b0c22243e8183ac0#9L4awrZCt1rfcJqCgtQ	1	tablekeyboard
4	https://privatebin.net/?160d4a8a419e87c8#BjJR5b9jq9DfeiJ7N8g	1	hakre

Other interesting numbers

Nice opers here, no one got kicked!

Strange, no op was given on #PHP!

Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!

No actions in #PHP!

hakre talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times!
Another lonely one was Blondie101010, who managed to hit 1 times.

Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much?