| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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__adrian | 38 |  | 377 | yesterday | "if you narrow down what it is" |
| 2 |
olle | 37 | | 350 | 2 days ago | "AllenJB: Exactly, it's from Selective" |
| 3 |
GoSox | 36 | | 570 | 2 days ago | "now i'm getting access denied errors!" |
| 4 |
AllenJB | 19 | | 483 | yesterday | "Also, a constant is a global. (Just one you can't change)" |
| 5 |
Othniel | 14 | | 149 | yesterday | "sorry, just meshing different languages in my brain..." |
| 6 |
TEX | 12 | | 111 | 2 days ago | "i'd go tcp, less maintenance on dist upgrades" |
| 7 |
Blondie101010 | 8 | | 111 | yesterday | "so you think that encouraging the use of php -S is a good thing?" |
| 8 |
maxzor | 8 | | 134 | 5 days ago | "my issue is sorted, thank you" |
| 9 |
monkfish | 7 | | 121 | 3 days ago | "is my_rest_thing.php really a hostname? it certainly doesn't l..." |
| 10 |
ipynb | 6 | | 60 | 5 days ago | "I see, though a commercial hosting provider still offers 7" |
| 11 |
Blondie101010__ | 6 | | 62 | 4 days ago | "not clear what you expect but looking at the logs is defnitely..." |
| 12 |
quantum` | 5 | | 61 | 3 days ago | "I'll try the script thanks." |
| 13 |
Koopz | 5 | | 72 | yesterday | "does somebody else use dependabot for composer dependencies?" |
| 14 |
da_wunder | 3 | | 38 | 3 days ago | "for me that looks like more that you're using `SensitiveParame..." |
| 15 |
thumbs | 3 | | 12 | 2 days ago | "Testing should always reflect production." |
| 16 |
TML | 3 | | 38 | yesterday | "that's actually pretty clever - too bad they were so obvious w..." |
| 17 |
Ferris | 2 | | 7 | yesterday | "It’ll end eventually" |
| 18 |
wbooze | 2 | | 50 | 2 days ago | "no need to set a default socket, "$mysqli = new mysqli("localh..." |
| 19 |
anthonym | 2 | | 16 | 2 days ago | "olle they do have slack : https://slimphp.slack.com/" |
| 20 |
BadAdviceCat | 2 | | 33 | 5 days ago | "Providers not making PHP 8 available... I'd take that as a sig..." |
| 21 |
lembron | 1 | | 14 | 5 days ago | "any somewhat decent hoster lets you pick that version too (oft..." |
| 22 |
birkoff | 1 | | 7 | 6 days ago | "can I ask about php-fpm configuration here?" |
| 23 |
kgdrenefort | 1 | | 10 | 5 days ago | "yeah that kind of is a red flag to me." |
| 24 |
ceux | 1 | | 1 | yesterday | "lol" |
| 25 |
denisbr | 1 | | 7 | yesterday | "www.vanilla-php.com Don't use frameworks :-)" |
Is monkfish stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.6% lines contained a question!
TEX didn't know that much either. 25.0% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Othniel, who yelled 14.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was GoSox, who shouted 5.6% of the time!
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It seems that GoSox's shift-key is hanging: 2.8% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<GoSox> SUCCESS!!!
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
Blondie101010 brings happiness to the world. 12.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
TEX isn't a sad person either, smiling 8.3% of the time.
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| olle seems to be sad at the moment: 2.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 72.8 letters per line. |
olle wrote the shortest lines, averaging 49.5 characters per line.
TEX was tight-lipped, too, averaging 51.9 characters. |
GoSox spoke a total of 570 words!
GoSox's faithful follower, AllenJB, didn't speak so much: 483 words.
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AllenJB wrote an average of 25.42 words per line.
Channel average was 12.98 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
thumbs always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
* thumbs waits longer
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__adrian talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 1 times!
Another lonely one was GoSox, who managed to hit 1 times.
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| Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much? |
Total number of lines: 1313.
