#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Thursday 11 June 2026 - 0:05:03
During this 7-day reporting period, a total of 11 different nicks were represented on #PHP.

Most active times

6.4%	8.9%	4.1%	2.4%	2.2%	2.5%	4.3%	4.7%	3.2%	3.8%	2.8%	3.0%	6.5%	4.7%	3.8%	3.8%	3.8%	3.9%	2.8%	6.1%	4.1%	5.2%	3.7%	3.2%
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= 6-11

= 12-17

= 18-23

Most active nicks

	Nick	Number of lines	When?	Number of Words	Last seen	Random quote
1	hakre	66		983	today	"I understand, let me think."
2	__adrian	30		572	today	"i'm letting blondie drive this one until things are clearer"
3	tablekeyboard	26		766	today	"But it's a SIGTERM to click the X, no?"
4	Blondie101010	23		292	today	"you then need to spoonfeed them the solutions"
5	thumbs	20		171	today	"It is delivered solely as a functional test suite."
6	demlak	20		324	5 days ago	"ok.. after some research.. it seems, webserver-stacks on windo..."
7	ceux	13		138	today	"perhaps the llm can assist you in solving the roblem"
8	AllenJB	6		166	6 days ago	"FPM won't run natively on Windows AFAIK. The options are mod_p..."
9	afiore	2		18	yesterday	"Every day I look forward to hearing something dumb."
10	dfive	2		23	yesterday	"Does a rewrite from a .html to a .php file in an apache httpd ..."
11	lembron	1		8	yesterday	"tfw your webserver got shot down by iran"

Big numbers

Is tablekeyboard stupid or just asking too many questions? 46.2% lines contained a question!
thumbs didn't know that much either. 20.0% of his/her lines were questions.

Nobody shouted at all, wow.

It seems that __adrian's shift-key is hanging: 3.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<__adrian> 3 2 1 BACKUP

Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.

__adrian brings happiness to the world. 3.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)

tablekeyboard seems to be sad at the moment: 3.8% lines contained sad faces. :(

tablekeyboard wrote the longest lines, averaging 166.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 92.1 letters per line.

thumbs wrote the shortest lines, averaging 45.8 characters per line.
ceux was tight-lipped, too, averaging 58.1 characters.

hakre spoke a total of 983 words!
hakre's faithful follower, tablekeyboard, didn't speak so much: 766 words.

tablekeyboard wrote an average of 29.46 words per line.
Channel average was 16.56 words per line.

Most used words

	Word	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	signal	48	hakre
2	handler	21	hakre
3	function	16	hakre
4	script	14	__adrian
5	because	14	hakre
6	process	14	__adrian
7	would	13	tablekeyboard
8	there	12	__adrian
9	return	9	hakre
10	windows	9	AllenJB

Most referenced URLs

	URL	Number of Uses	Last Used by
1	https://privatebin.net/?b0c22243e8183ac0#9L4awrZCt1rfcJqCgtQ	1	tablekeyboard
2	https://privatebin.net/?15f542196bd965ef#FEiiKMHwUZiKqKbkhDN	1	tablekeyboard
3	https://sourceforge.net/projects/xampplite/	1	demlak
4	https://privatebin.net/?160d4a8a419e87c8#BjJR5b9jq9DfeiJ7N8g	1	hakre

Other interesting numbers

Nice opers here, no one got kicked!

Strange, no op was given on #PHP!

Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!

No actions in #PHP!

hakre talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times!
Another lonely one was demlak, who managed to hit 1 times.

Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much?