#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Monday 26 January 2026 - 0:23:10
During this 7-day reporting period, a total of 15 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.7%
64
2.7%
37
1.9%
26
2.7%
37
6.9%
95
13.8%
190
2.9%
40
2.4%
33
3.1%
42
3.8%
52
4.1%
57
3.5%
48
2.8%
38
3.6%
50
3.6%
50
7.3%
101
4.6%
63
3.6%
50
2.9%
40
3.3%
45
6.5%
89
3.2%
44
2.8%
38
3.3%
45
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie101010148139813752 days ago"the children all use the same copy"
2 tablekeyboard5145611273 days ago"Java is garbage. I can only assume you're kidding."
3 TML41211825853 days ago"I definitely have the opposite problem"
4 __adrian3935226353 days ago"you can always do java then."
5 ceux375311429yesterday"so many great enhancements over the years"
6 olle16161343 days ago"Polyglot code, code that is both valid PHP _and_ valid C"
7 ordos66313 days ago"stick a cheat sheet somewhere"
8 nCrazed413542 days ago"is it possible that they misunderstood thumbs's comment on ask..."
9 thumbs321262 days ago"Well, "Ask your real question, doofus" is less polite."
10 whoai322233 days ago"Hi"
11 p3rL22846 days ago" i am facing a problem that i am trying to solve from last 1 ..."
12 s171163 days ago"but you can do Python, right??"
13 Assid112yesterday"hey guys"
14 Inline1113 days ago"oh"
15 AllenJB11206 days ago"When nginx is talking to FPM? What does the PHP-FPM error log ..."


Big numbers
Is tablekeyboard stupid or just asking too many questions? 21.6% lines contained a question!
olle didn't know that much either. 18.8% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was ceux, who yelled 2.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was Blondie101010, who shouted 1.4% of the time!
Everybody had their shift-key under control. :)
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
olle brings happiness to the world. 12.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
TML isn't a sad person either, smiling 7.3% of the time.
olle seems to be sad at the moment: 6.2% lines contained sad faces. :(
Blondie101010 is also a sad person, crying 0.7% of the time.
tablekeyboard wrote the longest lines, averaging 126.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 70.4 letters per line.
olle wrote the shortest lines, averaging 42.8 characters per line.
Blondie101010 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 50.0 characters.
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 1375 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, tablekeyboard, didn't speak so much: 1127 words.
p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 12.78 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 process 23 Blondie101010
2 would 18 TML
3 there 16 TML
4 usage 16 tablekeyboard
5 which 14 ceux
6 people 14 olle
7 language 13 ceux
8 memory 12 ceux
9 about 11 __adrian
10 shared 11 ceux

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 tablekeyboard 19 TML
2 ceux 9 ordos
3 TML 6 olle

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://drop.ceux.org/saab/trunk.png 1 ceux
2 https://drop.ceux.org/saab/saad-saab.jpg 1 ceux

Other interesting numbers
Nice opers here, no one got kicked!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
ordos always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
     * ordos hands ceux a zimmer frame
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 4 times!
Another lonely one was ceux, who managed to hit 1 times.
olle has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.

Latest Topics
A topic was never set on this channel.
Total number of lines: 1375.