#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Thursday 2 April 2026 - 0:20:22
During this 7-day reporting period, a total of 15 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
1.5%
12
3.9%
32
3.2%
26
1.6%
13
2.0%
16
2.3%
19
4.4%
36
3.7%
30
4.4%
36
9.6%
79
5.0%
41
3.2%
26
2.4%
20
1.6%
13
3.8%
31
4.0%
33
5.1%
42
3.3%
27
2.7%
22
6.7%
55
3.1%
25
2.9%
24
12.1%
99
7.6%
62
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 TML402384442 days ago"rexlu: the best way to learn is php.net - everything else goes..."
2 GoSox27274322 days ago"is there a way to run a php through the command line, where it..."
3 mishehu26266956 days ago"damn we skeered the p1ratez with all this talk of shipwrecks."
4 chiselfuse21213072 days ago"or do apache modules come with the apache package usually"
5 AllenJB21214692 days ago"That's the Apache module (mod_php) package"
6 s7r20201803 days ago"TML, no containers, the full path is $HOME/statistics/hourly"
7 nullfrost111102083 days ago"yup xdebug or any other profiler/debugger will give you what y..."
8 thumbs66313 days ago"s7r: That was for you, for the most part."
9 wink44412 days ago"everything old is new again"
10 nCrazed_44756 days ago"is there a specific think about the app that you want to inves..."
11 ice933706 days ago"what's the best and easy way to profile a PHP like app like Ne..."
12 olle1153 days ago"sounds like you need xdebug"
13 nCrazed11236 days ago"in the pust I've used phpspy for something like this, not sure..."
14 __adrian1116 days ago":p"
15 rexlu11353 days ago"Hi everyone, i need some advice of you guys.... i wanna learn ..."


Big numbers
Is TML stupid or just asking too many questions? 30.0% lines contained a question!
chiselfuse didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was GoSox, who yelled 3.7% of the time!
It seems that GoSox's shift-key is hanging: 3.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <GoSox> DOH!
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
mishehu brings happiness to the world. 3.8% lines contained smiling faces. :)
GoSox isn't a sad person either, smiling 3.7% of the time.
s7r seems to be sad at the moment: 15.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 7.4% of the time.
mishehu wrote the longest lines, averaging 142.8 letters per line.
#PHP average was 93.8 letters per line.
s7r wrote the shortest lines, averaging 49.2 characters per line.
TML was tight-lipped, too, averaging 62.5 characters.
mishehu spoke a total of 695 words!
mishehu's faithful follower, AllenJB, didn't speak so much: 469 words.
rexlu wrote an average of 35.00 words per line.
Channel average was 16.13 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 fastcgi 11 AllenJB
2 script 10 GoSox
3 Apache 9 AllenJB
4 mod_php 9 AllenJB
5 php-fpm 7 AllenJB
6 timeout 7 GoSox
7 stash 6 mishehu
8 implementation 6 chiselfuse
9 still 6 AllenJB
10 var_dump 5 TML

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 TML 8 mishehu
2 AllenJB 7 chiselfuse
3 nullfrost 5 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://despair.com/products/mistakes 1 TML
2 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP#Implementations:~:text=%5B 1 chiselfuse
3 https://archlinux.org/packages/extra/x86_64/php-apache/#:~:t 1 chiselfuse
4 https://pastebin.com/XWbkXU7P 1 GoSox
5 https://dpaste.com/BRVB6WWY9 1 mishehu
6 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP#Implementations:~:text=PHP 1 chiselfuse
7 https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/ph 1 chiselfuse
8 https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.set-time-limit.php 1 AllenJB

Other interesting numbers
Nice opers here, no one got kicked!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
No actions in #PHP!
GoSox talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times!
Another lonely one was chiselfuse, who managed to hit 1 times.
Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much?

Latest Topics
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