| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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__adrian | 62 |  | 845 | yesterday | "and of course, you could always just type it" |
| 2 |
Lore | 54 | | 699 | yesterday | "GoSox, these are defaults." |
| 3 |
Numline1 | 46 | | 447 | yesterday | "I haven't seen a positive hit yet though, so idk" |
| 4 |
dag | 34 | | 386 | yesterday | "https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1" |
| 5 |
Young | 33 | | 376 | 2 days ago | "acordado desde ontem as 14h" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 28 | | 659 | yesterday | "FYI for discussion about the vulnerabilities you may also want..." |
| 7 |
jStefan | 28 | | 325 | 2 days ago | "a POST request would do, among others" |
| 8 |
txk2048 | 27 | | 217 | 2 days ago | "Stuff like the OOM vuln could be triggered even through nginx" |
| 9 |
parvizazimov | 27 | | 570 | 2 days ago | "i never saw a github thread refresh in real time" |
| 10 |
GoSox | 26 | | 590 | yesterday | "i don鈥檛 know what you are talking about?" |
| 11 |
nCrazed | 21 | | 283 | 2 days ago | "looks like some of the images are coming up now" |
| 12 |
thumbs | 20 | | 175 | yesterday | "I am thinking about the bazillion WP instances too." |
| 13 |
ceux | 19 | | 102 | yesterday | "just pull your server offline" |
| 14 |
TML | 19 | | 235 | 2 days ago | "weird that 8.4 landed before either 8.3 or 8.5 :D" |
| 15 |
TheWild | 16 | | 233 | yesterday | "why not prepared statements instead?" |
| 16 |
WishBoy | 14 | | 132 | 2 days ago | "__adrian today was the day you worked the hardest all year" |
| 17 |
lembron | 14 | | 303 | 2 days ago | "anyone with wordpresses around? - what does your .htaccess loo..." |
| 18 |
BlackBishop | 13 | | 132 | 2 days ago | "parvizazimov: maybe drupal, wordpress has issues :|" |
| 19 |
pagios | 11 | | 138 | yesterday | "have to make sure its thread safe thats all i guess ? seriously?" |
| 20 |
matiss | 11 | | 173 | yesterday | "Seems to be amplified by AI as well." |
| 21 |
mini | 10 | | 104 | yesterday | "https://fedi.katze.sh/@elise/117479383739450605 馃槶" |
| 22 |
bertieb | 10 | | 198 | yesterday | "I'm guessing it's been a little busier in here than usual today" |
| 23 |
SDr | 9 | | 67 | 2 days ago | "patiently awaiting for a guy in fuck-knows-where" |
| 24 |
BadGuyAlex | 9 | | 153 | yesterday | "Laravel iis still throwing cute mottos, but still no comprehen..." |
| 25 |
Koopz | 9 | | 145 | 2 days ago | "i've uhm... started building images this morning, for reasons ..." |
Is pagios stupid or just asking too many questions? 45.5% lines contained a question!
bertieb didn't know that much either. 40.0% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Young, who yelled 27.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 18.5% of the time!
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It seems that txk2048's shift-key is hanging: 3.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<txk2048> AFAIK
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
lembron brings happiness to the world. 28.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
BlackBishop isn't a sad person either, smiling 23.1% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 21.4% lines contained sad faces. :(
WishBoy is also a sad person, crying 14.3% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 141.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.1 letters per line. |
ceux wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.0 characters per line.
SDr was tight-lipped, too, averaging 38.1 characters. |
__adrian spoke a total of 845 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Lore, didn't speak so much: 699 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.21 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
awoo always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
* awoo would be shocked if it wasn't. LLMs are ridiculously good at finding stuff like this though
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SDr talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 1 times!
Another lonely one was dag, who managed to hit 1 times.
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ceux has quite a potty mouth. 1.0% words were foul language.
Young also makes sailors blush, 0.3% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has s |
2 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
3 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
3 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. |
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