| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Lore | 81 |  | 1111 | today | "E.g., https://github.com/search?q=php2shell&type=repositories" |
| 2 |
GoSox | 56 | | 1011 | 5 days ago | "yeah my package manager only lists 8.1.1 as the new version" |
| 3 |
TheWild | 19 | | 328 | 3 days ago | "PHP has got WeakReference, but it's pretty half-baked. Why I c..." |
| 4 |
lembron | 16 | | 336 | 2 days ago | "or should one stuff a __call{SoapFault()} in there?" |
| 5 |
pagios | 15 | | 157 | 5 days ago | "thumbs: why so pesimestic?" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 14 | | 309 | 5 days ago | "pagios: Replace the XAMPP shipped PHP version with one downloa..." |
| 7 |
__adrian | 10 | | 226 | 4 days ago | "https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-23-1" |
| 8 |
BadGuyAlex | 9 | | 153 | 6 days ago | "Laravel iis still throwing cute mottos, but still no comprehen..." |
| 9 |
dag | 8 | | 87 | 6 days ago | "never heard of it, are u sure its not an arch thingie" |
| 10 |
Numline1 | 7 | | 75 | 6 days ago | "hey Claude, find internet's poweroff button, make no mistakes" |
| 11 |
Bombo | 5 | | 92 | 6 days ago | "hi" |
| 12 |
f451 | 5 | | 49 | 4 days ago | "lembron: (the article only makes reference to the latter)" |
| 13 |
DrNach | 5 | | 57 | 6 days ago | "https://wiki.debian.org/UsrMerge" |
| 14 |
thumbs | 4 | | 35 | 6 days ago | "You should remove the old code and use prepared statements." |
| 15 |
ceux | 4 | | 23 | 5 days ago | "php foundation released a patch and we're all good" |
| 16 |
bertieb | 4 | | 85 | 6 days ago | "TML: I can't share code as I can't repro PHPCS flagging up the..." |
| 17 |
matiss | 3 | | 52 | 6 days ago | "People often when they see my home office ask, why do I need a..." |
| 18 |
particleflux | 3 | | 27 | 6 days ago | "not sure if that is true or if they just stopped testing there" |
| 19 |
physikoi | 2 | | 38 | 6 days ago | "Good luck to anyone having to do remediation effort today. Jus..." |
| 20 |
netpipe | 2 | | 25 | 4 days ago | "https://github.com/netpipe/miniPHP/tree/main made one of these..." |
| 21 |
KnownSyntax | 2 | | 27 | 6 days ago | "pretty quiet, too many people fixing the vuln to talk" |
| 22 |
Bhyve | 2 | | 30 | 5 days ago | "can't say I've had any problems with homebrew" |
| 23 |
highrate | 2 | | 15 | 4 days ago | "anyone have the exploit? i wanna check it out" |
| 24 |
Rockwood | 2 | | 7 | 6 days ago | "Whiskey, o/" |
| 25 |
mini | 2 | | 36 | 5 days ago | "Lore: we run all of our PHP development environments in docker..." |
Is lembron stupid or just asking too many questions? 68.8% lines contained a question!
pagios didn't know that much either. 40.0% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 8.6% of the time!
Another old yeller was AllenJB, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
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| Everybody had their shift-key under control. :) |
| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
lembron brings happiness to the world. 31.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
__adrian isn't a sad person either, smiling 20.0% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 6.2% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 1.8% of the time.
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__adrian wrote the longest lines, averaging 144.7 letters per line.
#PHP average was 90.5 letters per line. |
pagios wrote the shortest lines, averaging 55.1 characters per line.
Lore was tight-lipped, too, averaging 88.0 characters. |
Lore spoke a total of 1111 words!
Lore's faithful follower, GoSox, didn't speak so much: 1011 words.
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DPA2 wrote an average of 25.00 words per line.
Channel average was 15.47 words per line.
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Total number of lines: 1491.
