#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen
Statistics generated on Tuesday 27 October 2026 - 1:17:52
During this 7-day reporting period, a total of 76 different nicks were represented on #PHP.
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3.0% |
2.2% |
3.2% |
2.5% |
1.3% |
3.0% |
2.5% |
3.4% |
3.0% |
3.3% |
4.9% |
4.1% |
6.4% |
6.2% |
8.9% |
6.6% |
7.8% |
5.2% |
5.4% |
4.8% |
3.5% |
3.1% |
3.3% |
2.4% |
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
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= 6-11 |
= 12-17 |
= 18-23 |
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | Lore | 114 | | 1530 | yesterday | "Regarding recent "2shell": https://broccoli2shell.com/" |
| 2 | GoSox | 56 | | 1011 | 4 days ago | "ill be back when its time for the main event . . ." |
| 3 | __adrian | 51 | | 750 | 3 days ago | "as web devs y'all are fairly high-value targets" |
| 4 | Numline1 | 46 | | 447 | 5 days ago | "I've been refreshing php.net for like an hour" |
| 5 | Young | 33 | | 376 | 6 days ago | "Happy Doomsday, you mean..." |
| 6 | jStefan | 28 | | 325 | 6 days ago | "btw, /topic needs an update? "Stable versions" ?" |
| 7 | parvizazimov | 27 | | 570 | 6 days ago | "i never saw a github thread refresh in real time" |
| 8 | dag | 27 | | 314 | 5 days ago | "so, write user data into session file, get RCE on deserialize" |
| 9 | txk2048 | 27 | | 217 | 6 days ago | "some distros have had early access to the patches" |
| 10 | AllenJB | 25 | | 623 | 4 days ago | "Please speak english in this channel" |
| 11 | ceux | 22 | | 122 | 4 days ago | "oh this is way less bad than log4j" |
| 12 | nCrazed | 21 | | 283 | 6 days ago | "ceux: the double-free on masto? yeah :D" |
| 13 | TheWild | 19 | | 328 | 2 days ago | "https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.weakmap.php" |
| 14 | lembron | 19 | | 398 | yesterday | "(you do want to set pm.max_request or so in there tho)" |
| 15 | TML | 18 | | 214 | 6 days ago | "maybe it's just buildhost timing" |
| 16 | thumbs | 16 | | 150 | 5 days ago | "You should remove the old code and use prepared statements." |
| 17 | pagios | 15 | | 157 | 4 days ago | "thumbs: why so pesimestic?" |
| 18 | WishBoy | 14 | | 132 | 6 days ago | "Young tá varado sem dormir?" |
| 19 | BlackBishop | 13 | | 132 | 6 days ago | "TML: we're on IRC so .. https://xkcd.com/1782/" |
| 20 | matiss | 11 | | 173 | 5 days ago | "People often when they see my home office ask, why do I need a..." |
| 21 | bertieb | 10 | | 198 | 5 days ago | "TML: I can't share code as I can't repro PHPCS flagging up the..." |
| 22 | BadGuyAlex | 9 | | 153 | 5 days ago | "Laravel iis still throwing cute mottos, but still no comprehen..." |
| 23 | de-facto | 9 | | 100 | 6 days ago | "i guess this is the end for php services on my servers" |
| 24 | Koopz | 9 | | 145 | 6 days ago | "depends on how detailed your logs are" |
| 25 | SDr | 9 | | 67 | 6 days ago | "patiently awaiting for a guy in fuck-knows-where" |
These didn't make it to the top:
| jtreminio (8) | mini (8) | DrNach (8) | s1gyn (7) | ordos (7) |
| kerchhow_ (7) | jem (6) | hdb2 (5) | richard_h (5) | Bombo (5) |
| f451 (5) | Sylhouette (5) | xSavitar (4) | jmckenna (4) | Blondie101010 (4) |
| beneroth (3) | TEX (3) | particleflux (3) | Simplar (3) | d4n13L (3) |
| tradar (3) | jome (2) | Bhyve (2) | highrate (2) | KnownSyntax (2) |
| awoo (2) | foobar1112323 (2) | FightingFalcon (2) | netpipe (2) | jonnj (2) |
By the way, there were 21 other nicks.
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| Is lembron stupid or just asking too many questions? 63.2% lines contained a question!
pagios didn't know that much either. 40.0% of his/her lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was Young, who yelled 27.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 11.4% of the time! |
| It seems that txk2048's shift-key is hanging: 3.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <txk2048> AFAIK |
| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
| lembron brings happiness to the world. 31.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
BlackBishop isn't a sad person either, smiling 23.1% of the time. |
| WishBoy seems to be sad at the moment: 14.3% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 5.3% of the time. |
| AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 152.1 letters per line. #PHP average was 78.7 letters per line. |
| ceux wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.0 characters per line. txk2048 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 51.6 characters. |
| Lore spoke a total of 1530 words!
Lore's faithful follower, GoSox, didn't speak so much: 1011 words. |
| znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.43 words per line. |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | there | 43 | GoSox |
| 2 | would | 27 | __adrian |
| 3 | docker | 26 | txk2048 |
| 4 | about | 24 | Lore |
| 5 | still | 24 | lembron |
| 6 | images | 18 | nCrazed |
| 7 | people | 16 | GoSox |
| 8 | exploit | 15 | jome |
| 9 | patch | 15 | hdb2 |
| 10 | debian | 14 | DrNach |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | GoSox | 17 | Lore |
| 2 | __adrian | 11 | WishBoy |
| 3 | TheWild | 8 | Lore |
| 4 | Lore | 7 | TML |
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-21-5 | 5 | AllenJB |
| 2 | https://github.com/ikow/php2shell-poc | 3 | TEX |
| 3 | https://www.vincentschmalbach.com/cve-2026-109618-and-cve-20 | 2 | Young |
| 4 | https://php2shell.aikido.io | 2 | Numline1 |
| 5 | https://gist.github.com/serious-angel/43168cd795b1189185c1de | 2 | Lore |
| 6 | https://packages.debian.org/bookworm/php8.2 | 2 | jStefan |
| 7 | https://github.com/docker-library/php/blob/e3eaff845f7a9f725 | 1 | Lore |
| 8 | https://jackalsyn.com/posts/php-up-2026.html | 1 | dag |
| 9 | https://x.com/j4ck3lsyn/status/2112703096443097263 | 1 | d4n13L |
| 10 | https://discord.phpc.social | 1 | AllenJB |
| 11 | https://php.github.io/pie/#docs/supported-extensions | 1 | Koopz |
| 12 | https://ma.ttias.be/php-cve-2026-109618-patch/#package-statu | 1 | Numline1 |
| 13 | https://hub.docker.com/layers/library/php/8.4.27-fpm-alpine/ | 1 | txk2048 |
| 14 | https://github.com/docker-library/php/actions/runs/396158697 | 1 | TEX |
| 15 | https://www.php2shell.com/ | 1 | Lore |
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
| No actions in #PHP! |
| Lore talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times!
Another lonely one was SDr, who managed to hit 1 times. |
| ceux has quite a potty mouth. 0.8% words were foul language.
GoSox also makes sailors blush, 0.3% of the time. |
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s | 6 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 1 times. | |
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