| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Lore | 97 |  | 1224 | today | "__adrian, I don't see on the official statement the "keep" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 62 | | 881 | yesterday | "there are no further technical details at this point." |
| 3 |
GoSox | 56 | | 1011 | 2 days ago | "its so enjoyable to code in it, compared to javascript etc" |
| 4 |
Numline1 | 46 | | 447 | 3 days ago | "hey Claude, find internet's poweroff button, make no mistakes" |
| 5 |
dag | 34 | | 386 | 3 days ago | "never heard of it, are u sure its not an arch thingie" |
| 6 |
Young | 33 | | 376 | 4 days ago | "morrendo de sono aqui tch锚!" |
| 7 |
AllenJB | 31 | | 752 | 2 days ago | "Please speak english in this channel" |
| 8 |
jStefan | 28 | | 325 | 4 days ago | "nCrazed, i can see the files for stable and oldstable Debian" |
| 9 |
txk2048 | 27 | | 217 | 4 days ago | "looks like the build process is still happening" |
| 10 |
parvizazimov | 27 | | 570 | 4 days ago | "poor PECL is being bombareded again" |
| 11 |
ceux | 22 | | 122 | 2 days ago | "TML: no it was supposed to generate marketing" |
| 12 |
nCrazed | 21 | | 283 | 4 days ago | "oh seeing some trixie tags being updated a few min ago" |
| 13 |
lembron | 20 | | 404 | 2 days ago | "seems "most (if not all) large requests" i麓m getting hit the ..." |
| 14 |
thumbs | 19 | | 171 | 3 days ago | "You should remove the old code and use prepared statements." |
| 15 |
TheWild | 19 | | 299 | yesterday | "PHP has got WeakReference, but it's pretty half-baked. Why I c..." |
| 16 |
TML | 19 | | 235 | 4 days ago | "wasn't Project Glasswing supposed to save us all from this? 馃槈" |
| 17 |
pagios | 15 | | 157 | 2 days ago | "i wake up u are pessimestic, i sleep you are pessimistic" |
| 18 |
WishBoy | 14 | | 132 | 4 days ago | "Young t谩 varado sem dormir?" |
| 19 |
BlackBishop | 13 | | 132 | 4 days ago | "Lore: didn't look more, no ... I guess" |
| 20 |
mini | 11 | | 124 | 2 days ago | "https://fedi.katze.sh/@elise/117479383739450605 馃槶" |
| 21 |
matiss | 11 | | 173 | 3 days ago | "Seems to be amplified by AI as well." |
| 22 |
bertieb | 10 | | 198 | 3 days ago | "I'm guessing it's been a little busier in here than usual today" |
| 23 |
SDr | 9 | | 67 | 4 days ago | "makes ten thousand hacking agents go brrrrrr" |
| 24 |
BadGuyAlex | 9 | | 153 | 3 days ago | "Laravel iis still throwing cute mottos, but still no comprehen..." |
| 25 |
Koopz | 9 | | 145 | 4 days ago | "i've uhm... started building images this morning, for reasons ..." |
Is lembron stupid or just asking too many questions? 50.0% lines contained a question!
pagios didn't know that much either. 40.0% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Young, who yelled 27.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 13.4% of the time!
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It seems that txk2048's shift-key is hanging: 3.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<txk2048> AFAIK
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
lembron brings happiness to the world. 35.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
BlackBishop isn't a sad person either, smiling 23.1% of the time.
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WishBoy seems to be sad at the moment: 14.3% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 10.0% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 146.6 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.7 letters per line. |
ceux wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.0 characters per line.
txk2048 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 51.6 characters. |
Lore spoke a total of 1224 words!
Lore's faithful follower, GoSox, didn't speak so much: 1011 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.30 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
awoo always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
* awoo would be shocked if it wasn't. LLMs are ridiculously good at finding stuff like this though
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Lore talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times!
Another lonely one was dag, who managed to hit 1 times.
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ceux has quite a potty mouth. 0.8% words were foul language.
Young also makes sailors blush, 0.3% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has s |
4 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
5 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
5 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. |
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