|  | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote | 
| 1 | Blondie101010 | 217 |     | 2135 | yesterday | "and I proved that a few times to sceptics" | 
| 2 | __adrian | 75 |   | 1091 | yesterday | "> one-time functions in one file   // maybe" | 
| 3 | Simplar | 46 |  | 921 | 6 days ago | "While in fact it's marked for deletion at" | 
| 4 | TedFetcher | 45 |  | 1205 | 4 days ago | "I think I get what you mean. Hrm... not pretty, though." | 
| 5 | ant-x | 44 |    | 881 | yesterday | "__adrian, even one-time functions local to the .php file?" | 
| 6 | TML | 38 |   | 690 | yesterday | "There are three alternatives to Webklex/PHP-IMAP" | 
| 7 | Rockwood | 16 |  | 55 | yesterday | "where are you busy now days?" | 
| 8 | dag | 16 |   | 192 | 5 days ago | "i never really properly learned how xml works" | 
| 9 | DevAntoine | 10 |   | 159 | yesterday | "1) I pass the current user to the canBeCancelled() method." | 
| 10 | pthreat | 9 |  | 108 | 3 days ago | "Listen to Blondie101010 tho, he has a very valid point" | 
| 11 | ramblebamble | 5 |   | 111 | 5 days ago | "dag, may I ask the use-case? usually e.g. soap-clients provide..." | 
| 12 | thumbs | 4 |  | 30 | yesterday | "ant-x: Correct.  Store your non-public content outside the doc..." | 
| 13 | goredos | 4 |   | 45 | yesterday | "DevAntoine: I can't comment on laravel etc., but if you want t..." | 
| 14 | Coffee2Code | 2 |  | 5 | 2 days ago | "Hello :)" | 
| 15 | AllenJB | 2 |  | 70 | 4 days ago | "Unless PSR says something, I know of no standard. I've always ..." | 
| 16 | Furai | 1 |  | 40 | 4 days ago | "Should php short echo tags use semicolon? Is there any PSR, co..." | 
| 17 | monkfish | 1 |  | 19 | 6 days ago | "you can import into simplexml and use https://www.php.net/manu..." | 
| 18 | s17 | 1 |  | 6 | 6 days ago | "asked GPT and still struggling 😂" | 
   
   
| Is ant-x stupid or just asking too many questions?  31.8% lines contained a question! Rockwood didn't know that much either.  31.2% of his/her lines were questions.
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| The loudest one was ant-x, who yelled 2.3% of the time! Another old yeller was Blondie101010, who shouted 1.4% of the time!
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| Everybody had their shift-key under control.  :) | 
| Nobody beat anyone up.  Everybody was friendly. | 
| Rockwood brings happiness to the world.  6.2% lines contained smiling faces.  :) __adrian isn't a sad person either, smiling 4.0% of the time.
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| Nobody is sad in #PHP!  What a happy channel.  :-) | 
| TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 153.8 letters per line. #PHP average was 81.9 letters per line.
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| Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 17.2 characters per line. Blondie101010 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 51.9 characters.
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| Blondie101010 spoke a total of 2135 words! Blondie101010's faithful follower, TedFetcher, didn't speak so much: 1205 words.
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| Furai wrote an average of 40.00 words per line. Channel average was 14.48 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! | 
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! | 
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! | 
| TML always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions! For example, like this:
 * TML hums "you only get what you give"
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| Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot.  He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 6 times! Another lonely one was DevAntoine, who managed to hit 1 times.
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| Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP!  Get out much? | 
   
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