| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 2158 |     | 21654 | 2 days ago | "not clear enough what is your VARNAME" |
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__adrian | 1758 |    | 25266 | 3 days ago | "it's trustworthy. but what, exactly, do you think it solves?" |
| 3 |
TML | 1577 |    | 23496 | 3 days ago | "that seems like it should be fixed :D" |
| 4 |
olle | 525 |    | 5124 | 44 days ago | "But old bugs keep piling up" |
| 5 |
AllenJB | 358 |    | 8763 | 6 days ago | "No PHP variable persists across script runs or across multiple..." |
| 6 |
lembron | 336 |     | 8490 | 7 days ago | "only 25359 more issues to go lol ;D" |
| 7 |
ant-x | 310 |   | 4511 | 205 days ago | "I and need an account on Github to do that." |
| 8 |
monkfish | 262 |     | 4094 | 215 days ago | "(in that case, dev-log is the canonical socket file)" |
| 9 |
guideX | 216 |   | 3197 | 296 days ago | "but none seem as quick and repetative and often as with php" |
| 10 |
thumbs | 210 |    | 1860 | 22 days ago | "And yes, who is allowed to upload also matters." |
| 11 |
TedFetcher | 180 |    | 4637 | 213 days ago | "I guess everyone used the now-removed imap_* functions." |
| 12 |
ceux | 148 |    | 1542 | 6 days ago | "RonWhoCares: idk but why do you have 8 days of the weeks" |
| 13 |
NeinstarFilmz | 141 |    | 1180 | 12 days ago | "[2026 05/15 22:53:32] <rockwood> what time is there?" |
| 14 |
ljharb | 116 |   | 1469 | 280 days ago | "human maintainability trumps any level of technical complexity" |
| 15 |
nCrazed | 114 |    | 1655 | 62 days ago | "lembron: dumb down your data providers, if there's some logic ..." |
| 16 |
LesBoys | 114 |   | 648 | 337 days ago | "monkfish: i already did -std=gnu17, still..." |
| 17 |
Arutemisu | 108 |     | 1794 | 254 days ago | "Oh not shells oil, shells vpn." |
| 18 |
znf | 104 |   | 1347 | 241 days ago | "That's normal though, its at the top of the file" |
| 19 |
tablekeyboard | 99 |   | 2075 | 69 days ago | "That's what it says for the "false" test for me." |
| 20 |
GoSox | 96 |    | 1765 | 56 days ago | "aaaaaaand the error is timeout command not found" |
| 21 |
regedit | 96 |    | 1571 | 241 days ago | "Ye... Mariadb. But I already insanity-checked & confirmed that..." |
| 22 |
bleb | 95 |    | 1241 | 38 days ago | "hullo. can anyone recommend a book for learning classic php t..." |
| 23 |
Rockwood | 95 |    | 349 | 9 days ago | "TML how are you? after very long time" |
| 24 |
SeriousAngel | 82 |    | 1524 | 303 days ago | "And the particular, actual, API search IDs are not exposed." |
| 25 |
jmckenna | 81 |  | 917 | 22 days ago | "anyway, it is not for you." |
Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
regedit didn't know that much either. 24.0% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was Koopz, who shouted 6.2% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <NeinstarFilmz> XD
Galatasaray just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 21.7% of the time.
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SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 4.2% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.6 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 19.3 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters. |
__adrian spoke a total of 25266 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, TML, didn't speak so much: 23496 words.
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p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.91 words per line.
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Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
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| TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
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| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 11 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian sits back, cracks knuckles, cackles evilly
Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 8 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 24 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
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LesBoys has quite a potty mouth. 0.5% words were foul language.
znf also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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20 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian |
| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
273 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian |
| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
315 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. |
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