Statistics generated on Sunday 25 January 2026 - 0:24:06
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 276 different nicks were represented on #PHP.
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| 4.0% |
3.4% |
3.9% |
3.3% |
3.2% |
3.2% |
4.3% |
3.6% |
3.1% |
3.2% |
3.4% |
3.5% |
3.9% |
4.4% |
4.9% |
5.6% |
5.2% |
4.9% |
4.6% |
5.1% |
5.1% |
5.6% |
4.4% |
4.1% |
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | Blondie101010 | 3197 | 32337 | yesterday | "that only means you didn't read that man page" | |
| 2 | __adrian | 2719 | 35716 | 2 days ago | "no - it's simply not broken." | |
| 3 | TML | 1546 | 23164 | 2 days ago | "well, at least the project is aptly named, then" | |
| 4 | AllenJB | 626 | 15560 | 5 days ago | "You wouldn't. How are you verifying the memory_limit setting? ..." | |
| 5 | lembron | 559 | 14545 | 16 days ago | "no i dont have any of this mixing anywhere" | |
| 6 | olle | 538 | 5387 | 2 days ago | "Polyglot code, code that is both valid PHP _and_ valid C" | |
| 7 | tuxisapenguin | 418 | 10062 | 212 days ago | "error. I know that fatal errors are force-logged." | |
| 8 | nsITobin | 349 | 5181 | 341 days ago | "would that have been better to start with?" | |
| 9 | monkfish | 325 | 5017 | 92 days ago | "yes, which is expected. it's odd that logger(1) isn't working." | |
| 10 | jargon | 325 | 2272 | 199 days ago | "Well most of the cases, the typo has no bad effect." | |
| 11 | ant-x | 310 | 4511 | 82 days ago | "Yes, from the hierarcy branch." | |
| 12 | thumbs | 254 | 2345 | yesterday | "jmckenna: Hi, httpd committer here; if folks want to test your..." | |
| 13 | da_wunder | 234 | 3697 | 180 days ago | "well, eg. that `$key` might not be a string" | |
| 14 | Guess65 | 228 | 1890 | 173 days ago | "php.net works 100% without js" | |
| 15 | guideX | 223 | 3240 | 173 days ago | "it'll just sit there unused" | |
| 16 | TEX | 201 | 1737 | 177 days ago | "would space be seen as plus in this case?" | |
| 17 | Rockwood | 190 | 958 | 22 days ago | "Hopefully, he’s still alive :D" | |
| 18 | znf | 187 | 2405 | 118 days ago | "thumbs: eh, it's really not that dead" | |
| 19 | Lore | 180 | 3148 | 323 days ago | "I have no idea why I was banned in the first place." | |
| 20 | TedFetcher | 180 | 4637 | 90 days ago | "TML: Most of those are just forks of that same Webklex lib, too." | |
| 21 | GoSox | 175 | 2368 | 52 days ago | "and my package manager doesn't have yarn installed" | |
| 22 | ljharb | 173 | 2095 | 157 days ago | "lol freenode has been dead for years" | |
| 23 | anthonym | 172 | 1754 | 235 days ago | "unless the password is base64" | |
| 24 | Arutemisu | 166 | 2557 | 131 days ago | "That sucks. So young indeed. >_<" | |
| 25 | BadAdviceCat | 159 | 2681 | 94 days ago | "While we can just install PHP, and then write code to perform ..." |
| nCrazed (154) | n0xx (141) | ceux (140) | ipynb (121) | regedit (120) |
| LesBoys (114) | ash_worksi (109) | jmckenna (104) | Blondie101010_ (94) | DevAntoine (84) |
| SeriousAngel (82) | alien_lappy (79) | [twisti] (77) | NeinstarFilmz (76) | Koopz (75) |
| circuitbone (71) | EssG (69) | webs (67) | phoenixz (66) | llanhmock (64) |
| MFFVD_ (61) | fakuve (60) | jtreminio (59) | quantum` (58) | sleeplesscoderzz (58) |
| dag__ (57) | ShubNiggurath (56) | Galatasaray (54) | hans_henrik (54) | sstory (53) |
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| Is alien_lappy stupid or just asking too many questions? 32.9% lines contained a question!
TedFetcher didn't know that much either. 28.9% of his/her lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was jtreminio, who yelled 8.5% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 7.2% of the time! |
| It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 5.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <NeinstarFilmz> OK! :D Lore just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time. |
| deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag |
| Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag |
| lembron brings happiness to the world. 25.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
n0xx isn't a sad person either, smiling 14.9% of the time. |
| SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
dag__ is also a sad person, crying 3.5% of the time. |
| lembron wrote the longest lines, averaging 148.8 letters per line. #PHP average was 77.4 letters per line. |
| Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.4 characters per line. jargon was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.2 characters. |
| __adrian spoke a total of 35716 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 32337 words. |
| samy1028b wrote an average of 70.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.74 words per line. |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | would | 680 | TML |
| 2 | there | 557 | TML |
| 3 | which | 420 | ceux |
| 4 | error | 373 | p3rL |
| 5 | should | 352 | TML |
| 6 | about | 350 | __adrian |
| 7 | something | 267 | Blondie101010 |
| 8 | using | 244 | olle |
| 9 | think | 209 | ceux |
| 10 | could | 189 | Blondie101010 |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | php | 2354 | ceux |
| 2 | __adrian | 140 | olle |
| 3 | TML | 118 | olle |
| 4 | guideX | 87 | __adrian |
| 5 | Blondie101010 | 78 | NeinstarFilmz |
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | http://www.example.com/ | 6 | tuxisapenguin |
| 2 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php | 5 | AllenJB |
| 3 | https://ms4w.com | 4 | jmckenna |
| 4 | https://3v4l.org | 3 | monkfish |
| 5 | http://127.0.0.1/dav | 3 | TML |
| 6 | https://www.philippecloutier.com/ | 3 | TML |
| 7 | https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& | 3 | NeinstarFilmz |
| 8 | https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/12/2018-guide-building-secur | 3 | Arutemisu |
| 9 | https://www.example.com/ | 3 | tuxisapenguin |
| 10 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php | 3 | paperino43 |
| 11 | https://sscce.org/ | 3 | Blondie101010 |
| 12 | https://anubis.techaro.lol | 2 | Guess65 |
| 13 | https://puzzlum.org/ | 2 | TML |
| 14 | https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull | 2 | TML |
| 15 | http://hashphp.org | 2 | nmourey |
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| equinix-owner wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** equinix-owner was kicked by litharge elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received. |
| litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 3 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people. |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
| __adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 14 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian shrugs Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 10 actions. |
| Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 35 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times. |
| an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time. |
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| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links | 150 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian |
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