#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Friday 18 July 2025 - 0:03:52
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 335 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.3%
4458
3.7%
3749
3.3%
3359
3.1%
3181
2.9%
2974
2.9%
2978
3.7%
3747
3.2%
3330
3.3%
3390
3.1%
3194
3.2%
3285
3.6%
3678
4.4%
4468
4.5%
4573
4.9%
4990
5.7%
5880
5.9%
6056
4.9%
4997
5.0%
5143
4.9%
5028
5.1%
5218
5.5%
5639
4.6%
4715
4.4%
4488
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie101010453112572061201186745389yesterday"so you're about to waste time for nothing with that packet trace"
2 __adrian35125211101612126944065yesterday"i would expect any tag to compile"
3 jargon10524439848572278 days ago"This is the first time I have asked for help in 3 months."
4 AllenJB95432447415422817yesterday"Are you sure that's the first error that appears in the output?"
5 TML92612634145214415yesterday"and URI has nothing to do with curl"
6 kgdrenefort674430230120229 days ago"I'll dive into it, I should miss something, then, thanks."
7 olle622167424315697yesterday"curl_multi_exec returns a bunch of different statuses itself"
8 lembron613676530717415745yesterday"apache can follow symlinks, but i think its off by default"
9 da_wunder49913187293802610 days ago"see eg. https://github.com/CuyZ/Valinor"
10 Unit640486133924319112645223 days ago"I wish I could better keep track of what parts of my PHP scrip..."
11 monkfish4565552143206722921 days ago"strace --relative-timestamps php -r 'echo date("Y-m-d H:i:s");'"
12 tuxisapenguin437901342041066521 days ago"__adrian: So what I gave as an example is not what you meant?"
13 nsITobin3531212325251150 days ago"because autism is MY fault even when they say it isn'tt"
14 Arutemisu308831309144608 days ago"In other words, you programmed your code to allow that. :)"
15 lunatiq296911289104262478 days ago"You all always save the day, I swear"
16 BadAdviceCat294488016152096 days ago"amigojapan, こんばんは。:D"
17 thumbs292391021492693yesterday"So your network administrator blocked it, try another?"
18 Sammitch244729162390125 days ago"out its maintainers, among other things."
19 Rockwood235126105116428 days ago"could be true products many to many relational?"
20 cantelope22936401532161113 days ago"you will need to brush up on them"
21 anthonym22863913143227144 days ago"a bit like a SSO but without all the need for the extra layers"
22 Guess652214115228185069 days ago"CF advantage is their size"
23 DevAntoine212801239262728 days ago"And I don't think it's intuitive to use the FooUpdater class"
24 TEX204988420178624 days ago"index.tpl sounds like https://www.smarty.net"
25 ash_worksi19130159241279 days ago"(which should have been 4:00)"


These didn't make it to the top:
sixpiece (190) GoSox (187) Lore (181) ljharb (180) znf (172)
circuitbone (171) NeXeN (171) dag__ (164) n0xx (164) Valkyria50 (158)
last1 (151) ceux (150) guideX (129) ramblebamble (128) [twisti] (124)
TinoDidriksen (123) nCrazed (122) kc8hfi (117) LesBoys (114) Bombo (103)
JnvSor (102) Koopz (100) Blondie101010_ (94) ipynb (90) no_gravity (88)
viva (80) alien_lappy (79) jtreminio (74) melkorpu (73) regedit (70)

By the way, there were 280 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is no_gravity stupid or just asking too many questions? 39.8% lines contained a question!
alien_lappy didn't know that much either. 32.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was kc8hfi, who yelled 10.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 7.2% of the time!
It seems that Lore's shift-key is hanging: 3.9% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <Lore> MY FREKAING DEAR I WON"T EVEN READ THAT

nsITobin just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.1% of the time.
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 31.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
kgdrenefort isn't a sad person either, smiling 13.1% of the time.
lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 2.3% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 2.1% of the time.
Unit640 wrote the longest lines, averaging 151.4 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.4 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.3 characters per line.
jargon was tight-lipped, too, averaging 38.7 characters.
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 45389 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 44065 words.
tradar wrote an average of 57.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.73 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 990 nCrazed
2 there 739 nmourey
3 should 550 TML
4 about 487 olle
5 Which 468 __adrian
6 error 431 nmourey
7 using 391 __adrian
8 something 311 TML
9 think 250 nCrazed
10 could 248 TML

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 __adrian 121 olle
2 Blondie101010 107 tuxisapenguin
3 da_wunder 72 [twisti]
4 TML 65 __adrian
5 nsITobin 63 BadAdviceCat

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 http://www.example.com/ 6 tuxisapenguin
2 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 5 AllenJB
3 https://3v4l.org 5 AllenJB
4 https://pastebin.com/HdfWt3AJ 4 jargon
5 https://www.example.com/ 4 tuxisapenguin
6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo 4 tuxisapenguin
7 https://www.php.net/manual/en/install.fpm.configuration.php 3 dag__
8 https://symfony.com/doc/current/components/console.html 3 da_wunder
9 https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/12/2018-guide-building-secur 3 Arutemisu
10 https://beis1.com/contact.php 3 sixpiece
11 https://github.com/dompdf/php-font-lib 3 jargon
12 https://pastebin.com/NuF9E0df 3 jargon
13 https://www.php.net/manual/en/zip.examples.php 3 viva
14 https://notams.goneflying.com.au 3 anthonym
15 https://gist.github.com 2 AllenJB

Other interesting numbers
equinix-owner wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** equinix-owner was kicked by litharge

melkorpu seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 4 people!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 19 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, BadAdviceCat tells us what's up with 10 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 54 times!
Another lonely one was jargon, who managed to hit 22 times.
an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links yesterday at 20:31 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.7, 8.3.21, 8.2.28, 8.1.32 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 70 days ago at 16:28 by __adrian
The topic was set 5 times.
Total number of lines: 102600.