#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Thursday 7 May 2026 - 0:16:31
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 236 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.2%
2436
3.3%
2517
3.9%
2921
3.3%
2511
3.4%
2535
3.4%
2530
3.7%
2787
3.9%
2930
3.2%
2441
3.5%
2665
3.8%
2825
3.7%
2790
3.8%
2885
4.4%
3298
5.4%
4054
6.0%
4482
5.2%
3949
5.4%
4055
4.5%
3380
4.6%
3437
4.8%
3641
5.7%
4283
4.1%
3058
3.8%
2826
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie101010257582220470984025828yesterday"(really meant as a real "OR".. neither exists)"
2 __adrian206744367100655128683yesterday"not sure why we're talking about "the database"?"
3 TML1598143666753238632 days ago"bleb: it would be unreasonable and dishonest for anyone to pro..."
4 olle53410140231518923 days ago"I do use sheets excessively, together with Jira tickets"
5 lembron4628975222761190935 days ago"(like, barely tripple digit MB´s)"
6 AllenJB39816617060974619 days ago"Either explicitly `clone` the object, or use DateTimeImmutable"
7 monkfish3158941130554882194 days ago"local0..local7 are basically reserved for end-user use."
8 ant-x3101611454511184 days ago"I think /this/ channel is not mentioned on php.net ."
9 guideX2237941223240275 days ago"php should somehow control this better"
10 thumbs21946104681966yesterday"We just said the same things using different words, yes."
11 GoSox213221552511303735 days ago"so a “static” variable in a function will hold its value a..."
12 TEX1888087191620279 days ago"encoding is already done. space support is not my problem"
13 Guess65186152341575275 days ago"which is an ecommerce site and we are talking about anubis"
14 TedFetcher1808228704637192 days ago"Ugh. It took me so many hours of intense suffering just to (ba..."
15 anthonym166366228401692337 days ago"I just want to check that I'm not going crazy."
16 ceux148161022915392 days ago"whats your opsec model if you cannot have secrets somewhere"
17 Arutemisu139102052572191233 days ago"Can someone post a link to that, if any?"
18 nCrazed133256245184641 days ago"ok so nothing to do with 8.5 release then :D"
19 NeinstarFilmz12983639112655 days ago"For example, no watermarks, nor markdown conversion."
20 Rockwood124984225995 days ago"Hopefully, he’s still alive :D"
21 ljharb11771071472259 days ago"TML: they aren't *used* for 99%, sure, few things are"
22 n0xx1154112377109884 days ago"they have just to define a common protocol"
23 LesBoys1143875648316 days ago"monkfish: thanks, i used your soultion, it no error now"
24 znf10470331347220 days ago"$ grep --no-messages 'memory_limit' /opt/ -R | grep 1024"
25 tablekeyboard998910207548 days ago"That's supposed to be the only place where it breaks."


These didn't make it to the top:
regedit (96) bleb (95) tuxisapenguin (94) SeriousAngel (82) jmckenna (82)
Koopz (78) jargon (77) BadAdviceCat (64) Bombo (63) DevAntoine (62)
MFFVD_ (61) ordos (61) dag (61) fakuve (60) sleeplesscoderzz (58)
ShubNiggurath (56) Galatasaray (54) quantum` (53) WeeBey (52) RonWhoCares (51)
hansol (49) elmetah (49) Simplar (46) llanhmock (43) chealer (42)
wavecatcher (41) holycow (40) MarkoPolo (39) howudodat (39) Muimi (38)

By the way, there were 181 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
tuxisapenguin didn't know that much either. 27.7% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was jargon, who yelled 14.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
It seems that jargon's shift-key is hanging: 5.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <jargon> :DDD ?

NeinstarFilmz just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
jargon brings happiness to the world. 27.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 24.5% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 5.3% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.1 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 28683 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 25828 words.
Dotz0cat_ wrote an average of 44.50 words per line.
Channel average was 13.67 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 500 Blondie101010
2 there 396 sbrothy_
3 which 277 eson123
4 about 274 __adrian
5 error 229 AllenJB
6 should 215 __adrian
7 something 163 TML
8 think 153 __adrian
9 using 139 mikey_p
10 files 139 thumbs

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1703 sbrothy_
2 TML 127 mishehu
3 __adrian 109 RonWhoCares
4 guideX 87 __adrian
5 Blondie101010 57 Bombo

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
3 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
4 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 3 AllenJB
5 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
6 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
7 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
8 https://anubis.techaro.lol 2 Guess65
9 https://3v4l.org/sgFE0#veol 2 lembron
10 http://www.conf.orig 2 Lantizia|Work
11 https://stackoverflow.com/questions/79648717/hash-algorithm- 2 anthonym
12 http://neinstarfilmz.com/Various.png 2 jargon
13 https://phpc.chat 2 chealer
14 https://3v4l.org/ 2 TML
15 https://demo.filestash.app/files/?share=kQ10iXt 2 MFFVD_

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML

elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 12 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian counts

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 9 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 26 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times.
an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 252 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 294 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 4 times.
Total number of lines: 75291.