| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 2145 |     | 21535 | yesterday | "once you do, we'll be able to help a bit more" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 1762 |    | 25295 | yesterday | "only the best trolls here on #php" |
| 3 |
TML | 1577 |    | 23496 | yesterday | "I am here, pretty certain my boss is not" |
| 4 |
olle | 525 |    | 5124 | 42 days ago | "Oh they're actually doing it?" |
| 5 |
AllenJB | 358 |    | 8763 | 4 days ago | "Not sure what's going on with the escaping curly braces, but a..." |
| 6 |
lembron | 338 |     | 8543 | 5 days ago | "xdebug "actually start coverage, not just make it available" s..." |
| 7 |
ant-x | 310 |   | 4511 | 203 days ago | "If I need it, I know I can do it." |
| 8 |
monkfish | 262 |     | 4094 | 213 days ago | "and is /dev/log a proper symlink?" |
| 9 |
guideX | 223 |    | 3240 | 294 days ago | "like drupal I cannot for example" |
| 10 |
thumbs | 210 |    | 1860 | 20 days ago | "Expertise and skill come with time." |
| 11 |
TedFetcher | 180 |    | 4637 | 211 days ago | "dag: I could never survive doing this for others, no." |
| 12 |
ceux | 148 |    | 1542 | 4 days ago | "freaka? boring? try methamphpetamines" |
| 13 |
NeinstarFilmz | 141 |    | 1180 | 10 days ago | "[2026 05/15 22:53:32] <rockwood> what time is there?" |
| 14 |
ljharb | 116 |   | 1469 | 278 days ago | "like you literally just echo strings?" |
| 15 |
nCrazed | 114 |    | 1655 | 60 days ago | "TML: seeing emojis in my irrsi feels all kinds of wrong" |
| 16 |
LesBoys | 114 |   | 648 | 335 days ago | "im trying to disable expat and re-try to compile" |
| 17 |
Arutemisu | 108 |     | 1794 | 252 days ago | "I've never used Enums myself." |
| 18 |
znf | 104 |   | 1347 | 239 days ago | "last hail mary, I'm gonna do what blondie suggested and grep /" |
| 19 |
tablekeyboard | 99 |   | 2075 | 67 days ago | "#php is not the place to discuss PHP?" |
| 20 |
GoSox | 96 |    | 1765 | 54 days ago | "whats the pastebin of choice these days?" |
| 21 |
regedit | 96 |    | 1571 | 239 days ago | "i asked about the strict_types thing you mentioned" |
| 22 |
Rockwood | 95 |    | 349 | 7 days ago | "Absolute path in other words" |
| 23 |
bleb | 95 |    | 1241 | 36 days ago | "nobody who wrote any books at least" |
| 24 |
SeriousAngel | 82 |    | 1524 | 301 days ago | "Thank you for the response!" |
| 25 |
jmckenna | 81 |  | 917 | 20 days ago | "anyway, i apologize to Blondie101010" |
Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
regedit didn't know that much either. 24.0% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was Koopz, who shouted 6.2% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <NeinstarFilmz> :O
quantum` just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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lembron brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Galatasaray isn't a sad person either, smiling 22.2% of the time.
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SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 4.2% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.6 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 19.3 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters. |
__adrian spoke a total of 25295 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, TML, didn't speak so much: 23496 words.
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p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.91 words per line.
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Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
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| TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
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| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 11 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian stares
Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 8 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 24 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
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LesBoys has quite a potty mouth. 0.5% words were foul language.
Na_Klar also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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18 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian |
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271 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian |
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313 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. |
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