| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1109 |  | 11638 | 24 days ago | "yeah I did, but such an event!" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 768 | | 10706 | 10 days ago | "that was @ the channel. i'm not "deputizing" anyone, here." |
| 3 |
TML | 405 | | 5622 | 14 days ago | "wasn't Project Glasswing supposed to save us all from this? 馃槈" |
| 4 |
Lore | 337 | | 4964 | 9 days ago | "This is an interesting article: https://phrack.org/issues/72/t..." |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 214 days ago | "Can I just use the REST API to spit out HTML to the browser?" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 237 | | 5516 | 4 days ago | "There's many async options for PHP. There are libraries for ha..." |
| 7 |
lembron | 200 | | 4669 | 19 days ago | "wasnt there some kinda typedef... to hint (phpstorm but also p..." |
| 8 |
thumbs | 178 | | 1716 | 7 days ago | "What are you going to do with the followers?" |
| 9 |
GoSox | 136 | | 2396 | 22 days ago | "homebrew failed updating php on my home server" |
| 10 |
NeinstarFilmz | 136 | | 1146 | 88 days ago | "I haven't spoke in here in quite some time." |
| 11 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 157 days ago | "Linux, CLI, 8.4. Recently, I've again been trying to solve thi..." |
| 12 |
ceux | 119 | | 1078 | 8 days ago | "php foundation released a patch and we're all good" |
| 13 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 208 days ago | "most coding endeavors are usually a waste of time" |
| 14 |
dag | 83 | | 762 | 8 days ago | "meritcybersecurity/libldif" |
| 15 |
nCrazed | 74 | | 1057 | 4 days ago | "oh seeing some trixie tags being updated a few min ago" |
| 16 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 152 days ago | "I understand, let me think." |
| 17 |
Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 24 days ago | "does anyone happen to know of a VS Code extension that has a f..." |
| 18 |
sebbu | 62 | | 702 | 8 days ago | "i read VS18 is backward compatible though ?" |
| 19 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 145 days ago | "I d better use this select FROM sqlite_schema WHERE table='sql'" |
| 20 |
Rockwood | 56 | | 197 | 23 days ago | "do you have link? is it online?" |
| 21 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 310 days ago | "no wonder this channel is dead" |
| 22 |
ordos | 53 | | 799 | 23 days ago | "top just left of middle "Programming PHP"" |
| 23 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 54 days ago | "TML: k, I got the blame up... how do I see the tags?" |
| 24 |
mishehu | 49 | | 1198 | 103 days ago | "ash_worksi: firefox seems to have a default of using its own d..." |
| 25 |
Bombo | 47 | | 579 | 23 days ago | "installed vim now, don't like the colors :)" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
pertho didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was pertho, who yelled 8.6% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 8.6% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> :O
pertho just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.5% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 6.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
pertho is also a sad person, crying 5.7% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 141.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.6 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.9 characters per line.
reaper was tight-lipped, too, averaging 37.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 11638 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 10706 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.42 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 5 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, olle tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 19 times!
Another lonely one was Lore, who managed to hit 9 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
GoSox also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has s |
24 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
25 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
25 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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