#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Sunday 25 January 2026 - 0:24:06
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 276 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.0%
3514
3.4%
3001
3.9%
3466
3.3%
2896
3.2%
2803
3.2%
2781
4.3%
3815
3.6%
3161
3.1%
2760
3.2%
2808
3.4%
3034
3.5%
3113
3.9%
3456
4.4%
3918
4.9%
4321
5.6%
4894
5.2%
4584
4.9%
4285
4.6%
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3577
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie1010103197956230775123632337yesterday"that only means you didn't read that man page"
2 __adrian27195331031133950357162 days ago"no - it's simply not broken."
3 TML1546140652721231642 days ago"well, at least the project is aptly named, then"
4 AllenJB626221297106155605 days ago"You wouldn't. How are you verifying the memory_limit setting? ..."
5 lembron55988782581351454516 days ago"no i dont have any of this mixing anywhere"
6 olle538964113153872 days ago"Polyglot code, code that is both valid PHP _and_ valid C"
7 tuxisapenguin4189012619310062212 days ago"error. I know that fatal errors are force-logged."
8 nsITobin3491212285181341 days ago"would that have been better to start with?"
9 monkfish325904113955501792 days ago"yes, which is expected. it's odd that logger(1) isn't working."
10 jargon325115411692272199 days ago"Well most of the cases, the typo has no bad effect."
11 ant-x310161145451182 days ago"Yes, from the hierarcy branch."
12 thumbs254161091292345yesterday"jmckenna: Hi, httpd committer here; if folks want to test your..."
13 da_wunder234681663697180 days ago"well, eg. that `$key` might not be a string"
14 Guess6522841152351890173 days ago"php.net works 100% without js"
15 guideX2237941223240173 days ago"it'll just sit there unused"
16 TEX2018891201737177 days ago"would space be seen as plus in this case?"
17 Rockwood1901058195822 days ago"Hopefully, he’s still alive :D"
18 znf18716112592405118 days ago"thumbs: eh, it's really not that dead"
19 Lore18010351313148323 days ago"I have no idea why I was banned in the first place."
20 TedFetcher180822870463790 days ago"TML: Most of those are just forks of that same Webklex lib, too."
21 GoSox1752214111236852 days ago"and my package manager doesn't have yarn installed"
22 ljharb173101592095157 days ago"lol freenode has been dead for years"
23 anthonym172406230401754235 days ago"unless the password is base64"
24 Arutemisu166162057732557131 days ago"That sucks. So young indeed. >_<"
25 BadAdviceCat159839110268194 days ago"While we can just install PHP, and then write code to perform ..."


These didn't make it to the top:
nCrazed (154) n0xx (141) ceux (140) ipynb (121) regedit (120)
LesBoys (114) ash_worksi (109) jmckenna (104) Blondie101010_ (94) DevAntoine (84)
SeriousAngel (82) alien_lappy (79) [twisti] (77) NeinstarFilmz (76) Koopz (75)
circuitbone (71) EssG (69) webs (67) phoenixz (66) llanhmock (64)
MFFVD_ (61) fakuve (60) jtreminio (59) quantum` (58) sleeplesscoderzz (58)
dag__ (57) ShubNiggurath (56) Galatasaray (54) hans_henrik (54) sstory (53)

By the way, there were 221 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is alien_lappy stupid or just asking too many questions? 32.9% lines contained a question!
TedFetcher didn't know that much either. 28.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was jtreminio, who yelled 8.5% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 7.2% of the time!
It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 5.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <NeinstarFilmz> OK! :D

Lore just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
lembron brings happiness to the world. 25.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
n0xx isn't a sad person either, smiling 14.9% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
dag__ is also a sad person, crying 3.5% of the time.
lembron wrote the longest lines, averaging 148.8 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.4 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.4 characters per line.
jargon was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.2 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 35716 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 32337 words.
samy1028b wrote an average of 70.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.74 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 680 TML
2 there 557 TML
3 which 420 ceux
4 error 373 p3rL
5 should 352 TML
6 about 350 __adrian
7 something 267 Blondie101010
8 using 244 olle
9 think 209 ceux
10 could 189 Blondie101010

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 2354 ceux
2 __adrian 140 olle
3 TML 118 olle
4 guideX 87 __adrian
5 Blondie101010 78 NeinstarFilmz

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 http://www.example.com/ 6 tuxisapenguin
2 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 5 AllenJB
3 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
4 https://3v4l.org 3 monkfish
5 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
6 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
7 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
8 https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/12/2018-guide-building-secur 3 Arutemisu
9 https://www.example.com/ 3 tuxisapenguin
10 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
11 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
12 https://anubis.techaro.lol 2 Guess65
13 https://puzzlum.org/ 2 TML
14 https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull 2 TML
15 http://hashphp.org 2 nmourey

Other interesting numbers
equinix-owner wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** equinix-owner was kicked by litharge

elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 3 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 14 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 10 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 35 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times.
an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 150 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 192 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 6 times.
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