#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Saturday 26 September 2026 - 0:32:22
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 183 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.3%
2013
4.0%
2425
3.3%
1968
3.0%
1796
2.9%
1763
3.5%
2095
4.2%
2516
4.3%
2591
3.4%
2030
3.8%
2306
3.8%
2288
3.7%
2255
4.0%
2428
4.3%
2600
5.2%
3150
5.6%
3390
5.0%
3013
5.6%
3369
4.3%
2623
4.6%
2776
4.7%
2818
5.6%
3403
4.6%
2760
3.5%
2106
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie10101017254852035135241747154 days ago"ok: shouldn't sqrt(4); return 2 values? :)"
2 __adrian1014285489238141699 days ago""newer php versions" --written 4 years ago"
3 TML82986313163961199130 days ago"you are trying to write a TCP client in PHP?"
4 ant-x3101611454511326 days ago"TML, honesly, I found it somewhat like damn by faint praise :-)"
5 olle248531952178165 days ago"But old bugs keep piling up"
6 AllenJB244110934057345 days ago"Possibly "BadAdviceCat" - I think they may have gone by other ..."
7 lembron18135407333429664 days ago"> why < i just write, not me reading it so not in my control"
8 thumbs16947556616118 days ago"Still sounds like a xy issue."
9 NeinstarFilmz155102745126239 days ago"It's not quite ready for public release yet."
10 tablekeyboard125115102841108 days ago"Blondie101010: I'm just talking about stdout and stderr, though."
11 TedFetcher1217318303008334 days ago"Ugh. It took me so many hours of intense suffering just to (ba..."
12 ceux11020864104378 days ago"nmourey: theres a driver for mysql you can use"
13 Lore1031114631517854 days ago"ash_worksi, I am surprised I am not yet banned."
14 Koopz984058174422 days ago"this might be a silly question but i can't serve a ZipArchive ..."
15 bleb952721461241159 days ago"but why is it a waste of time"
16 monkfish94478111361336 days ago"(even with a filter in effect)"
17 GoSox91562411163182 days ago"so i have an http request that returns a big json result, whic..."
18 jmckenna838397767 days ago"but it exists, was really my point"
19 Rockwood7943331227222 days ago"Robdgreat, where are you busy now days?"
20 hakre736581112103 days ago"includes the php script and the recipe to test it."
21 MFFVD_61456565327 days ago"in both auth.php and acl.php"
22 Yakov6128153668396 days ago"can you print $socket = socket_create var?"
23 nCrazed617223189722 days ago"they'd have MITM the mysql server to do that then"
24 ShubNiggurath564214429261 days ago"I didn't mean to overwhelm you, Blondie101010"
25 ordos56261614795242 days ago"Assid: definitely the latter, if only from a security perspect..."


These didn't make it to the top:
Galatasaray (54) quantum` (53) ash_worksi (52) mishehu (49) RonWhoCares (46)
Simplar (46) dag (43) Bombo (42) demlak (41) mosaid (40)
Muimi (38) MarkoPolo (36) RobertoC (36) pertho (35) reaper (35)
ipynb (31) znf (30) Inline (30) nullfrost (29) mahboubine (27)
s17 (25) paperino43 (24) irked (24) sebbu (24) ultramage (23)
strk (22) NoiseEee (22) DevAntoine (21) chiselfuse (21) denisbr (20)

By the way, there were 128 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
Simplar didn't know that much either. 30.4% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 9.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <NeinstarFilmz> :O

quantum` just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Bombo isn't a sad person either, smiling 21.4% of the time.
lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 3.9% lines contained sad faces. :(
ash_worksi is also a sad person, crying 3.8% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 144.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.2 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.7 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters.
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 17471 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 14169 words.
p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.46 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 204 ash_worksi
2 there 185 Blondie101010
3 about 150 mosaid
4 which 109 eson123
5 error 92 pertho
6 because 82 hakre
7 should 75 __adrian
8 something 75 __adrian
9 script 69 mishehu
10 Windows 56 thumbs

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 975 thumbs
2 TML 69 mishehu
3 __adrian 51 RonWhoCares
4 ant-x 50 TML
5 Blondie101010 33 Bombo

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
3 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
4 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
5 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
6 https://unofficial-tesla-tech.dark-energy.info 2 quantum`
7 https://www.php.net/manual/en/migration80.php 2 ordos
8 https://3v4l.org/dQ46X 2 Blondie101010
9 https://puzzlum.org/ 2 TML
10 https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull 2 TML
11 https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.xmlrpc-decode.php 2 Blondie101010
12 https://3v4l.org/ 2 TML
13 https://github.com/lamskoy/arch-phpbs/blob/master/timezonedb 2 monkfish
14 https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.pdo-mysql.php 2 Koopz
15 https://bpa.st/XRXQ 2 Blondie101010

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 9 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, olle tells us what's up with 4 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 27 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 9 times.
znf has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
olle also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 54 days ago at 01:48 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 104 days ago at 15:08 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 104 days ago at 15:06 by __adrian
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