#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Tuesday 18 November 2025 - 0:08:00
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 303 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.4%
4088
3.5%
3308
3.8%
3528
3.3%
3051
3.0%
2803
2.9%
2710
4.1%
3814
3.5%
3316
3.1%
2889
3.0%
2804
3.4%
3156
3.5%
3315
3.9%
3673
4.6%
4305
4.8%
4551
5.4%
5049
5.2%
4881
5.0%
4676
5.0%
4740
5.1%
4770
5.2%
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5329
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3864
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie10101034851043195813143435354yesterday"I guess it's good that you like your job"
2 __adrian30305171011246116639231yesterday"you won't win the battle otherwise"
3 TML1582175657729243724 days ago"my bet is that you'll find those point to different CA stores"
4 AllenJB76123438913618400yesterday"That's your problem, not mine"
5 jargon753306973505293131 days ago"Even when not using the fallback, "Various" explicity fails."
6 lembron5508665249150141643 days ago"uhmmm @bla as string in a /** phpdoc?"
7 olle4528933231455691 days ago"curl_multi_exec returns a bunch of different statuses itself"
8 tuxisapenguin4379013420410665144 days ago"Minimal example: https://pastebin.com/raw/m3iEzrRQ"
9 nsITobin3531212325251273 days ago"ljharb: no one cared about my situation before"
10 monkfish344904114271538724 days ago"(in that case, dev-log is the canonical socket file)"
11 da_wunder312892214953112 days ago"olle: so you're looking for lock component?"
12 ant-x310161145451114 days ago"TML, "he openly admitted to reverse engineering their binary p..."
13 thumbs295211151592650yesterday"ant-x: Correct. Store your non-public content outside the doc..."
14 cantelope22936401532161236 days ago"__adrian: please stop plugging YouTube in here. It's not for t..."
15 Guess6522841152351890105 days ago"maybe most prefer to sell their version on the market?"
16 TEX22599100241987109 days ago"i know all of that already. im asking if there's a better way :)"
17 guideX2237941223240105 days ago"biberu, Like I simply tried making the files all read only"
18 Rockwood221117101110019 days ago"actually he wanna sell his product location wise"
19 Arutemisu20841205889297663 days ago"__adrian, beat me to it >_<"
20 BadAdviceCat1941663112316626 days ago"eht, then you don't get to use the cookie (usually, as intende..."
21 ljharb18810174225789 days ago"lol freenode has been dead for years"
22 znf1871611259240550 days ago"I can't even write some reproduceable code, it just goes poop"
23 Lore18110351323151255 days ago"Fuck me. Right. Fuck me all."
24 TedFetcher180822870463722 days ago"I wish I were joking/exaggerating."
25 GoSox174221401123347 days ago"for this one single line, its a perfect fit"


These didn't make it to the top:
anthonym (172) NeXeN (171) dag__ (159) n0xx (153) nCrazed (141)
Sammitch (129) [twisti] (123) ipynb (121) regedit (120) DevAntoine (115)
ceux (115) LesBoys (114) circuitbone (103) Bombo (100) ash_worksi (95)
Blondie101010_ (94) jmckenna (87) SeriousAngel (82) alien_lappy (79) EssG (69)
NeXeN_ (68) Koopz (67) webs (67) llanhmock (64) ramblebamble (64)
phoenixz (64) jtreminio (62) MFFVD_ (61) kgdrenefort (61) fakuve (60)

By the way, there were 248 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is alien_lappy stupid or just asking too many questions? 32.9% lines contained a question!
TedFetcher didn't know that much either. 28.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was jtreminio, who yelled 8.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was jmckenna, who shouted 8.0% of the time!
It seems that Lore's shift-key is hanging: 3.9% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <Lore> I ASKED THEM FFS.

nsITobin just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.1% of the time.
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 27.1% lines contained smiling faces. :)
kgdrenefort isn't a sad person either, smiling 18.0% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 2.1% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.2 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.9 characters per line.
jargon was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.7 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 39231 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 35354 words.
Unit640 wrote an average of 54.86 words per line.
Channel average was 13.70 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 730 __adrian
2 there 602 lembron
3 which 445 ant-x
4 about 387 ant-x
5 should 385 __adrian
6 error 357 ant-x
7 something 277 ant-x
8 using 259 Blondie101010
9 think 226 TML
10 could 206 Blondie101010

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 __adrian 153 no_gravity
2 TML 117 ant-x
3 guideX 87 __adrian
4 Blondie101010 81 ant-x
5 nsITobin 63 BadAdviceCat

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 http://www.example.com/ 6 tuxisapenguin
2 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 5 AllenJB
3 https://3v4l.org 5 monkfish
4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo 4 tuxisapenguin
5 https://pastebin.com/HdfWt3AJ 4 jargon
6 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
7 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
8 https://phpc.chat 3 chealer
9 https://github.com/dompdf/php-font-lib 3 jargon
10 https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/12/2018-guide-building-secur 3 Arutemisu
11 https://ms4w.com 3 jmckenna
12 https://www.example.com/ 3 tuxisapenguin
13 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br3TRhdq7WA 2 jmckenna
15 https://www.php.net/manual/en/domxpath.query.php 2 Arutemisu

Other interesting numbers
cantelope wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** cantelope was kicked by litharge

Galatasaray seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 3 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 16 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 12 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 39 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 15 times.
an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 82 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 124 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 6 times.
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