Statistics generated on Thursday 7 May 2026 - 0:16:31
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 236 different nicks were represented on #PHP.
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| 3.2% |
3.3% |
3.9% |
3.3% |
3.4% |
3.4% |
3.7% |
3.9% |
3.2% |
3.5% |
3.8% |
3.7% |
3.8% |
4.4% |
5.4% |
6.0% |
5.2% |
5.4% |
4.5% |
4.6% |
4.8% |
5.7% |
4.1% |
3.8% |
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | Blondie101010 | 2575 | 25828 | yesterday | "(really meant as a real "OR".. neither exists)" | |
| 2 | __adrian | 2067 | 28683 | yesterday | "not sure why we're talking about "the database"?" | |
| 3 | TML | 1598 | 23863 | 2 days ago | "bleb: it would be unreasonable and dishonest for anyone to pro..." | |
| 4 | olle | 534 | 5189 | 23 days ago | "I do use sheets excessively, together with Jira tickets" | |
| 5 | lembron | 462 | 11909 | 35 days ago | "(like, barely tripple digit MB´s)" | |
| 6 | AllenJB | 398 | 9746 | 19 days ago | "Either explicitly `clone` the object, or use DateTimeImmutable" | |
| 7 | monkfish | 315 | 4882 | 194 days ago | "local0..local7 are basically reserved for end-user use." | |
| 8 | ant-x | 310 | 4511 | 184 days ago | "I think /this/ channel is not mentioned on php.net ." | |
| 9 | guideX | 223 | 3240 | 275 days ago | "php should somehow control this better" | |
| 10 | thumbs | 219 | 1966 | yesterday | "We just said the same things using different words, yes." | |
| 11 | GoSox | 213 | 3037 | 35 days ago | "so a “static” variable in a function will hold its value a..." | |
| 12 | TEX | 188 | 1620 | 279 days ago | "encoding is already done. space support is not my problem" | |
| 13 | Guess65 | 186 | 1575 | 275 days ago | "which is an ecommerce site and we are talking about anubis" | |
| 14 | TedFetcher | 180 | 4637 | 192 days ago | "Ugh. It took me so many hours of intense suffering just to (ba..." | |
| 15 | anthonym | 166 | 1692 | 337 days ago | "I just want to check that I'm not going crazy." | |
| 16 | ceux | 148 | 1539 | 2 days ago | "whats your opsec model if you cannot have secrets somewhere" | |
| 17 | Arutemisu | 139 | 2191 | 233 days ago | "Can someone post a link to that, if any?" | |
| 18 | nCrazed | 133 | 1846 | 41 days ago | "ok so nothing to do with 8.5 release then :D" | |
| 19 | NeinstarFilmz | 129 | 1126 | 55 days ago | "For example, no watermarks, nor markdown conversion." | |
| 20 | Rockwood | 124 | 599 | 5 days ago | "Hopefully, he’s still alive :D" | |
| 21 | ljharb | 117 | 1472 | 259 days ago | "TML: they aren't *used* for 99%, sure, few things are" | |
| 22 | n0xx | 115 | 1098 | 84 days ago | "they have just to define a common protocol" | |
| 23 | LesBoys | 114 | 648 | 316 days ago | "monkfish: thanks, i used your soultion, it no error now" | |
| 24 | znf | 104 | 1347 | 220 days ago | "$ grep --no-messages 'memory_limit' /opt/ -R | grep 1024" | |
| 25 | tablekeyboard | 99 | 2075 | 48 days ago | "That's supposed to be the only place where it breaks." |
| regedit (96) | bleb (95) | tuxisapenguin (94) | SeriousAngel (82) | jmckenna (82) |
| Koopz (78) | jargon (77) | BadAdviceCat (64) | Bombo (63) | DevAntoine (62) |
| MFFVD_ (61) | ordos (61) | dag (61) | fakuve (60) | sleeplesscoderzz (58) |
| ShubNiggurath (56) | Galatasaray (54) | quantum` (53) | WeeBey (52) | RonWhoCares (51) |
| hansol (49) | elmetah (49) | Simplar (46) | llanhmock (43) | chealer (42) |
| wavecatcher (41) | holycow (40) | MarkoPolo (39) | howudodat (39) | Muimi (38) |
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| Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
tuxisapenguin didn't know that much either. 27.7% of his/her lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was jargon, who yelled 14.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time! |
| It seems that jargon's shift-key is hanging: 5.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <jargon> :DDD ? NeinstarFilmz just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time. |
| deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag |
| Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag |
| jargon brings happiness to the world. 27.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 24.5% of the time. |
| SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 5.3% of the time. |
| TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line. #PHP average was 77.1 letters per line. |
| Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line. LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters. |
| __adrian spoke a total of 28683 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 25828 words. |
| Dotz0cat_ wrote an average of 44.50 words per line.
Channel average was 13.67 words per line. |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | would | 500 | Blondie101010 |
| 2 | there | 396 | sbrothy_ |
| 3 | which | 277 | eson123 |
| 4 | about | 274 | __adrian |
| 5 | error | 229 | AllenJB |
| 6 | should | 215 | __adrian |
| 7 | something | 163 | TML |
| 8 | think | 153 | __adrian |
| 9 | using | 139 | mikey_p |
| 10 | files | 139 | thumbs |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | php | 1703 | sbrothy_ |
| 2 | TML | 127 | mishehu |
| 3 | __adrian | 109 | RonWhoCares |
| 4 | guideX | 87 | __adrian |
| 5 | Blondie101010 | 57 | Bombo |
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | https://ms4w.com | 4 | jmckenna |
| 2 | https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& | 3 | NeinstarFilmz |
| 3 | http://127.0.0.1/dav | 3 | TML |
| 4 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php | 3 | AllenJB |
| 5 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php | 3 | paperino43 |
| 6 | https://sscce.org/ | 3 | Blondie101010 |
| 7 | https://www.philippecloutier.com/ | 3 | TML |
| 8 | https://anubis.techaro.lol | 2 | Guess65 |
| 9 | https://3v4l.org/sgFE0#veol | 2 | lembron |
| 10 | http://www.conf.orig | 2 | Lantizia|Work |
| 11 | https://stackoverflow.com/questions/79648717/hash-algorithm- | 2 | anthonym |
| 12 | http://neinstarfilmz.com/Various.png | 2 | jargon |
| 13 | https://phpc.chat | 2 | chealer |
| 14 | https://3v4l.org/ | 2 | TML |
| 15 | https://demo.filestash.app/files/?share=kQ10iXt | 2 | MFFVD_ |
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| Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received. |
| litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people. |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
| __adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 12 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian counts Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 9 actions. |
| Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 26 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times. |
| an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time. |
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| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links | 252 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian |
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