| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 2061 |     | 20616 | 4 days ago | "but for your type of usecase, I'd look at lighttpd" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 1628 |    | 23691 | today | "> anymore // stacks like xampp, etc. _never were_ "in focus...." |
| 3 |
TML | 1283 |    | 18846 | 6 days ago | "I'm like the opposite of the Bun founder" |
| 4 |
olle | 508 |    | 4984 | 56 days ago | "Too many half-made integrations" |
| 5 |
AllenJB | 347 |    | 8509 | 5 days ago | "No PHP variable persists across script runs or across multiple..." |
| 6 |
ant-x | 310 |   | 4511 | 217 days ago | "TML, honesly, I found it somewhat like damn by faint praise :-)" |
| 7 |
lembron | 298 |     | 7150 | today | "something seems generally screwd up..." |
| 8 |
monkfish | 247 |     | 3934 | 227 days ago | "that paste link doesn't work for me." |
| 9 |
thumbs | 219 |    | 1943 | today | "We just said the same things using different words, yes." |
| 10 |
TedFetcher | 180 |    | 4637 | 225 days ago | "Ugh. It took me so many hours of intense suffering just to (ba..." |
| 11 |
ceux | 154 |    | 1637 | today | "maybe use a real editor ๐ญ" |
| 12 |
NeinstarFilmz | 142 |    | 1182 | 7 days ago | "It is an in-house issue, not a raw PHP issue." |
| 13 |
LesBoys | 114 |   | 648 | 349 days ago | "lesboys@lesboyswiki /m/w/php-7.4.3>" |
| 14 |
nCrazed | 111 |    | 1603 | 74 days ago | "the reason is simple: simplicity" |
| 15 |
znf | 104 |   | 1347 | 253 days ago | "setting everything up to test it properly would be a nightmare" |
| 16 |
tablekeyboard | 99 |   | 2075 | 81 days ago | "Actually, it does three "dots" first in the latter case." |
| 17 |
regedit | 96 |    | 1571 | 253 days ago | "ye... hunting it down now ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ง" |
| 18 |
GoSox | 96 |    | 1765 | 68 days ago | "oh lol that does make sense" |
| 19 |
bleb | 95 |    | 1241 | 50 days ago | "books and reading? or the negative responses?" |
| 20 |
guideX | 94 |  | 1519 | 308 days ago | "but none seem as quick and repetative and often as with php" |
| 21 |
SeriousAngel | 82 |    | 1524 | 315 days ago | "There's this `public function shape(): string`" |
| 22 |
jmckenna | 81 |  | 917 | 34 days ago | "it can be used for whatever you wish" |
| 23 |
Rockwood | 73 |     | 230 | 10 days ago | "where are you busy now days?" |
| 24 |
Arutemisu | 72 |     | 1303 | 266 days ago | "Okay, time to test database access." |
| 25 |
Koopz | 70 |   | 1144 | 6 days ago | "i must've been drunk while writing this..." |
Is Simplar stupid or just asking too many questions? 30.4% lines contained a question!
TedFetcher didn't know that much either. 28.9% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was SeriousAngel, who shouted 6.1% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <NeinstarFilmz> X(
Galatasaray just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 20.5% of the time.
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SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 4.2% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.4 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 15.8 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters. |
__adrian spoke a total of 23691 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 20616 words.
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p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.91 words per line.
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Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
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| TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
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| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 10 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian sits back, cracks knuckles, cackles evilly
Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 7 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 23 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
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LesBoys has quite a potty mouth. 0.5% words were foul language.
Na_Klar also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 ยท /msg php-bot guidelines ยท Be respectful & keep your language clean ยท Use a paste site for code ยท http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
32 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian |
| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 ยท /msg php-bot guidelines ยท Be respectful & keep your language clean ยท Use a paste site for code ยท http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
285 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian |
| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 ยท /msg php-bot guidelines ยท Be respectful & keep your language clean ยท Use a paste site for code ยท http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
327 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. |
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