| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1537 |  | 15676 | 3 days ago | "yeah I did, but such an event!" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 974 | | 13595 | yesterday | "the real security patch is coming soon." |
| 3 |
TML | 655 | | 9370 | 3 days ago | "cool, just a standard disclaimer that needs to be issued :D" |
| 4 |
Lore | 261 | | 3995 | yesterday | "PDO should work with MariaDB." |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 193 days ago | "@param User[] for array of users, etc" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 237 | | 5571 | yesterday | "When asked not to bring up off-topic matters in this channel y..." |
| 7 |
ant-x | 234 | | 3699 | 354 days ago | "I think /this/ channel is not mentioned on php.net ." |
| 8 |
lembron | 217 | | 5041 | yesterday | "mixing short-tags in general with short-echo?" |
| 9 |
thumbs | 173 | | 1691 | 2 days ago | "jem: Then wait for the updates." |
| 10 |
GoSox | 147 | | 2642 | yesterday | "yay my home server is now running php 8.5.12" |
| 11 |
NeinstarFilmz | 143 | | 1186 | 67 days ago | "Another time, I need to go to bed." |
| 12 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 136 days ago | "But what about: if (!$status['running'])" |
| 13 |
ceux | 117 | | 1067 | yesterday | "richard_h: yeah in trixie, but my ass is running on bookworm" |
| 14 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 187 days ago | "to me maintenance means making it sure it keeps running" |
| 15 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 131 days ago | "Misguided JavaScript API: Origin Private File System" |
| 16 |
Rockwood | 72 | | 252 | 2 days ago | "1 talked with her from years" |
| 17 |
dag | 72 | | 741 | 2 days ago | "https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1" |
| 18 |
nCrazed | 70 | | 1012 | 3 days ago | "ok so nothing to do with 8.5 release then :D" |
| 19 |
Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 3 days ago | "does anyone happen to know of a VS Code extension that has a f..." |
| 20 |
ordos | 63 | | 886 | 2 days ago | "is your collection in your will?" |
| 21 |
MFFVD_ | 61 | | 565 | 355 days ago | "__adrian: sorry for the late reaction" |
| 22 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 124 days ago | "I did not ignore, i remember 1) string 2) IPC 3) tcp/ip" |
| 23 |
Simplar | 60 | | 1098 | 3 days ago | "Will diff account for the time of 'cancelled_at'?" |
| 24 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 289 days ago | "nah! C++ is always good, no matter what :)))" |
| 25 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 33 days ago | "I'm surprised nobody but Lore cared about the unserialize warn..." |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
Simplar didn't know that much either. 31.7% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 10.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> :O
ShubNiggurath just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.8% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 18.9% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 5.5% lines contained sad faces. :(
ash_worksi is also a sad person, crying 3.8% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 153.8 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.7 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 17.0 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 15676 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 13595 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.52 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 6 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, deconfed tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 26 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 7 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
ceux also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s |
3 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
4 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
4 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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