#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Saturday 16 May 2026 - 0:23:12
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 230 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.3%
2420
3.4%
2469
3.9%
2872
3.3%
2384
3.4%
2460
3.4%
2468
3.8%
2750
3.9%
2841
3.2%
2326
3.5%
2584
3.8%
2787
3.6%
2625
3.8%
2780
4.4%
3233
5.4%
3939
5.8%
4237
5.2%
3762
5.4%
3924
4.3%
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4.6%
3360
4.8%
3490
5.7%
4117
4.1%
3021
3.8%
2758
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie10101024077921916987262412410 days ago"to bad he left without saying his question :)"
2 __adrian1912441925532271188 days ago"https://3v4l.org/pEp4i#v8.5.1 https://xkcd.com/583/"
3 TML15671336497522330311 days ago"I am here, pretty certain my boss is not"
4 olle53410140231518932 days ago"Oh they're actually doing it?"
5 lembron4218959202711087444 days ago"xdebug "actually start coverage, not just make it available" s..."
6 AllenJB3761611595691876 days ago"https://blog.packagist.com/composer-2-9-6-perforce-driver-comm..."
7 ant-x3101611454511193 days ago"Blondie101010, "but do you use modphp, or php-fpm?" > modphp (..."
8 monkfish3058741129484725203 days ago"is systemd-journald running? systemctl status systemd-journald"
9 guideX2237941223240284 days ago"it's a problem for whomever is using php I suppose"
10 thumbs2114610361187010 days ago"It's a great way to cheat and buy time."
11 TedFetcher1808228704637201 days ago"Nevertheless, it doesn't provide a processed subject line."
12 ceux1471510229153811 days ago"RonWhoCares: idk but why do you have 8 days of the weeks"
13 NeinstarFilmz12983639112664 days ago"It checks for both the processing category and associated mime."
14 nCrazed124176244175150 days ago"I am curious about what docs they're refering to"
15 Rockwood1209841859214 days ago"Hopefully, he’s still alive :D"
16 ljharb11771071472268 days ago"i do like stored procedures"
17 LesBoys1143875648325 days ago"But my libxml2 is from repo idk which flags they use"
18 Arutemisu108102021571794242 days ago"Can someone post a link to that, if any?"
19 GoSox107702511192244 days ago"so a “static” variable in a function will hold its value a..."
20 znf10470331347229 days ago"TML: becuase one fd is the log file php-fpm, the other is the ..."
21 tablekeyboard998910207557 days ago"My PC had 128 MB RAM years into the 2000s..."
22 regedit964918291571229 days ago"monkfish: false will not cause a deprecation?"
23 bleb95272146124126 days ago"if there is an equivalent for PHP thatd be what I want to know"
24 tuxisapenguin943836202061323 days ago"Do I need to do the annoying "try...catch" thing?"
25 anthonym90134827856346 days ago"unless the password is base64"


These didn't make it to the top:
SeriousAngel (82) jmckenna (81) jargon (77) n0xx (73) Koopz (65)
DevAntoine (62) MFFVD_ (61) ordos (61) fakuve (60) dag (58)
ShubNiggurath (56) Bombo (54) Galatasaray (54) quantum` (53) WeeBey (52)
RonWhoCares (51) hansol (49) Simplar (46) chealer (42) wavecatcher (41)
holycow (40) MarkoPolo (39) howudodat (39) Muimi (38) BadAdviceCat (37)
biberu (36) RobertoC (36) ash_worksi (36) Inline (35) reaper (35)

By the way, there were 175 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
tuxisapenguin didn't know that much either. 27.7% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was jargon, who yelled 14.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
It seems that jargon's shift-key is hanging: 5.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <jargon> :DDD ?

NeinstarFilmz just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
jargon brings happiness to the world. 27.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 24.9% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 5.3% of the time.
lembron wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.6 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.3 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.2 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 27118 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 24124 words.
Dotz0cat_ wrote an average of 44.50 words per line.
Channel average was 13.86 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 445 Blondie101010
2 there 356 sbrothy_
3 which 246 eson123
4 about 243 __adrian
5 should 197 __adrian
6 error 179 AllenJB
7 something 142 TML
8 think 133 __adrian
9 files 133 thumbs
10 because 119 eson123

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1641 AllenJB
2 TML 127 mishehu
3 __adrian 109 RonWhoCares
4 guideX 87 __adrian
5 ant-x 50 TML

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
3 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
4 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 3 AllenJB
5 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
6 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
7 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
8 https://seldo.com/posts/orm_is_an_antipattern 2 ljharb
9 http://www.conf.orig 2 Lantizia|Work
10 https://github.com/php/pecl-mail-imap 2 TedFetcher
11 https://demo.filestash.app/files/?share=kQ10iXt 2 MFFVD_
12 https://github.com/chillerlan/php-qrcode 2 anthonym
13 https://httpd.apache.org/docs/current/howto/htaccess.html 2 TML
14 https://netcut.cn/p/cb4ebcfb0c2d7299 2 LesBoys
15 https://github.com/Webklex/php-imap 2 TedFetcher

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML

elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
TML's faithful follower, litharge, kicked about 1 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 12 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 9 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 24 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times.
an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 8 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 261 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 303 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
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