| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1207 |  | 12472 | 10 days ago | "clearly lacks understanding of topics" |
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__adrian | 844 | | 11720 | yesterday | "highrate: this is not the channel for exploits. not the networ..." |
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TML | 488 | | 6754 | yesterday | "https://youtu.be/sQXFhh_PiG4?list=TLPQMDYxMDIwMjZWgHJF85rBGQ k..." |
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Lore | 310 | | 4637 | yesterday | "So, it might be the function?" |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 200 days ago | "sounds like you need xdebug" |
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AllenJB | 236 | | 5510 | yesterday | "Please speak english in this channel" |
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lembron | 221 | | 5152 | 5 days ago | "anyone with wordpresses around? - what does your .htaccess loo..." |
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thumbs | 171 | | 1673 | yesterday | "jem: Hello, you'll want to use your package manager." |
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GoSox | 147 | | 2642 | 8 days ago | "when i said short tags i meant short open tag" |
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NeinstarFilmz | 143 | | 1186 | 74 days ago | "Blondie101010, all six of my games and my game engine seem to ..." |
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tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 143 days ago | "Yeah, that's what I had. `echo $SHELL` says /bin/bash" |
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ceux | 117 | | 1067 | 8 days ago | "why would you have to reinstall the entire operaitng system" |
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bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 194 days ago | "huh I'm only seeing e-book though?" |
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hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 138 days ago | "so global or $this->xxx variable set." |
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nCrazed | 70 | | 1012 | 10 days ago | "Koopz: depending on the type of application, I'd also take a l..." |
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Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 10 days ago | "i've uhm... started building images this morning, for reasons ..." |
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ordos | 63 | | 886 | 9 days ago | "is your collection in your will?" |
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MFFVD_ | 61 | | 565 | 362 days ago | "that should solve all dependency errors" |
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Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 131 days ago | "php /opt/lampp/htdocs/prod/jApp.php cli also could be very handy" |
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ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 296 days ago | "saying "I don't know" or saying nothing are acceptable answers" |
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dag | 56 | | 549 | 9 days ago | "in this new AI-age, they will diff the patch and start exploit..." |
| 22 |
Rockwood | 56 | | 197 | 9 days ago | "i am familiar with nCrazed from laravel channel" |
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ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 40 days ago | "is `map()` understood to be a user function for examples here:..." |
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mishehu | 49 | | 1198 | 89 days ago | "or separate them out to 2 separate calls and trap on the error." |
| 25 |
Bombo | 47 | | 579 | 9 days ago | "ok but can i use the hex code somehow too?" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
pertho didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 9.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was pertho, who shouted 8.6% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> :O
pertho just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.0% of the time.
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pertho seems to be sad at the moment: 5.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 5.4% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 140.9 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.5 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.9 characters per line.
reaper was tight-lipped, too, averaging 37.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 12472 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 11720 words.
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p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.46 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 6 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian wonders why php-serialize is a requirement
Also, olle tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 20 times!
Another lonely one was Lore, who managed to hit 8 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
ceux also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s |
10 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
11 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
11 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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