| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1120 |  | 11759 | 17 days ago | "because 1/0 should rarely be considered equal to 1000000/0" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 798 | | 11010 | 3 days ago | "that guy jack made a real nice ascii skull and rose though" |
| 3 |
TML | 420 | | 5773 | 7 days ago | "clearly that just means no one is having any issues with PHP" |
| 4 |
Lore | 337 | | 4964 | 2 days ago | "It supports more adequate handling." |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 207 days ago | "Or @param array<string, User> for hash table string-to-user" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 234 | | 5466 | yesterday | "Please speak english in this channel" |
| 7 |
lembron | 211 | | 4972 | 12 days ago | "have there been any meaningfull news? - especially regarding t..." |
| 8 |
thumbs | 178 | | 1716 | today | "Jeebus, stop jumping to those silly conclusions." |
| 9 |
GoSox | 147 | | 2642 | 15 days ago | "thats how i learned back in 2003" |
| 10 |
NeinstarFilmz | 143 | | 1186 | 81 days ago | "755/644 seems to work as intended." |
| 11 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 150 days ago | "Go/Rust/Python/Node + JS aren't suitable alternatives IMO." |
| 12 |
ceux | 119 | | 1078 | yesterday | "richard_h: yeah in trixie, but my ass is running on bookworm" |
| 13 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 201 days ago | "I can program just don't know any php" |
| 14 |
dag | 83 | | 762 | yesterday | "and it has namespace MeritCyberSecurity; at top of file" |
| 15 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 145 days ago | "as you learned it must return fast, not do something." |
| 16 |
nCrazed | 71 | | 1019 | yesterday | "TML: seeing emojis in my irrsi feels all kinds of wrong" |
| 17 |
Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 17 days ago | "they make use of the class in this file" |
| 18 |
sebbu | 62 | | 702 | yesterday | "and yes, a VM uses too much RAM" |
| 19 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 138 days ago | "php /opt/lampp/htdocs/prod/jApp.php cli also could be very handy" |
| 20 |
Rockwood | 56 | | 197 | 16 days ago | "suddenly she left from here :(" |
| 21 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 303 days ago | "still, it works and it's very easy to lift stuff up" |
| 22 |
ordos | 53 | | 799 | 16 days ago | "you could easily get the ebook printed and bound" |
| 23 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 47 days ago | "is there a use case for `goto`? why hasn't that been deprecated?" |
| 24 |
mishehu | 49 | | 1198 | 96 days ago | "sorry, couldn't help but be negative. sqrt(-4) that is." |
| 25 |
Bombo | 47 | | 579 | 16 days ago | "i see utf8 german umlauts but not utf8 quotes e.g." |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
pertho didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 8.6% of the time!
Another old yeller was pertho, who shouted 8.6% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> OK! :D
pertho just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.0% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 5.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
pertho is also a sad person, crying 5.7% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 141.3 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.6 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.9 characters per line.
reaper was tight-lipped, too, averaging 37.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 11759 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 11010 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.43 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 5 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, deconfed tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 19 times!
Another lonely one was Lore, who managed to hit 9 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
olle also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s |
17 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
18 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
18 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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