#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Friday 29 May 2026 - 0:04:12
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 221 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.2%
2310
3.3%
2367
3.8%
2720
3.2%
2288
3.4%
2402
3.4%
2411
3.8%
2728
4.0%
2826
3.2%
2298
3.6%
2578
3.9%
2775
3.7%
2613
3.8%
2738
4.5%
3215
5.4%
3850
5.8%
4162
5.1%
3660
5.4%
3872
4.4%
3110
4.6%
3250
4.8%
3401
5.6%
4019
4.2%
3020
3.7%
2631
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie1010102158631203686638216542 days ago"not clear enough what is your VARNAME"
2 __adrian1758388902465252663 days ago"it's trustworthy. but what, exactly, do you think it solves?"
3 TML1577132647766234963 days ago"that seems like it should be fixed :D"
4 olle5259939531512444 days ago"But old bugs keep piling up"
5 AllenJB3581551485587636 days ago"No PHP variable persists across script runs or across multiple..."
6 lembron33654491745984907 days ago"only 25359 more issues to go lol ;D"
7 ant-x3101611454511205 days ago"I and need an account on Github to do that."
8 monkfish2627141112384094215 days ago"(in that case, dev-log is the canonical socket file)"
9 guideX216941223197296 days ago"but none seem as quick and repetative and often as with php"
10 thumbs2104610360186022 days ago"And yes, who is allowed to upload also matters."
11 TedFetcher1808228704637213 days ago"I guess everyone used the now-removed imap_* functions."
12 ceux148151023015426 days ago"RonWhoCares: idk but why do you have 8 days of the weeks"
13 NeinstarFilmz14195639118012 days ago"[2026 05/15 22:53:32] <rockwood> what time is there?"
14 ljharb11671071469280 days ago"human maintainability trumps any level of technical complexity"
15 nCrazed114165344165562 days ago"lembron: dumb down your data providers, if there's some logic ..."
16 LesBoys1143875648337 days ago"monkfish: i already did -std=gnu17, still..."
17 Arutemisu108102021571794254 days ago"Oh not shells oil, shells vpn."
18 znf10470331347241 days ago"That's normal though, its at the top of the file"
19 tablekeyboard998910207569 days ago"That's what it says for the "false" test for me."
20 GoSox96592511176556 days ago"aaaaaaand the error is timeout command not found"
21 regedit964918291571241 days ago"Ye... Mariadb. But I already insanity-checked & confirmed that..."
22 bleb95272146124138 days ago"hullo. can anyone recommend a book for learning classic php t..."
23 Rockwood95705183499 days ago"TML how are you? after very long time"
24 SeriousAngel82145991524303 days ago"And the particular, actual, API search IDs are not exposed."
25 jmckenna818191722 days ago"anyway, it is not for you."


These didn't make it to the top:
n0xx (70) Koopz (65) DevAntoine (62) ordos (61) MFFVD_ (61)
fakuve (60) dag (58) ShubNiggurath (56) Galatasaray (54) quantum` (53)
WeeBey (52) RonWhoCares (51) Simplar (46) anthonym (46) chealer (42)
wavecatcher (41) jargon (41) ash_worksi (40) holycow (40) Muimi (38)
tuxisapenguin (37) BadAdviceCat (37) RobertoC (36) MarkoPolo (36) biberu (36)
reaper (35) Inline (35) Bombo (34) bzh (34) ipynb (31)

By the way, there were 166 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
regedit didn't know that much either. 24.0% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was Koopz, who shouted 6.2% of the time!
It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <NeinstarFilmz> XD

Galatasaray just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 21.7% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 4.2% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.6 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 19.3 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 25266 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, TML, didn't speak so much: 23496 words.
p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.91 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 418 galvao
2 there 330 sbrothy_
3 which 220 eson123
4 about 217 __adrian
5 should 176 __adrian
6 error 144 AllenJB
7 think 133 __adrian
8 files 125 thumbs
9 something 121 TML
10 because 112 eson123

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1531 strk
2 TML 127 mishehu
3 __adrian 109 RonWhoCares
4 guideX 87 __adrian
5 ant-x 50 TML

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
3 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
4 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
5 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
6 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 3 AllenJB
7 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
8 https://php.net/ds 2 __adrian
9 https://bpa.st/KHIQ 2 Blondie101010
10 https://www.dokuwiki.org/install 2 Blondie101010
11 https://paragonie.com/blog/2015/10/how-securely-allow-users- 2 Arutemisu
12 https://justpaste.it/cpmdm 2 Galatasaray
13 https://gist.github.com/devantoine/9b7cf93a481f345610fe6bf42 2 DevAntoine
14 https://3v4l.org/sgFE0#veol 2 lembron
15 https://pastie.dev/rV5IA9.awk 2 znf

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 11 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian sits back, cracks knuckles, cackles evilly

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 8 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 24 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
LesBoys has quite a potty mouth. 0.5% words were foul language.
znf also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 20 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 273 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 315 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
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