#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Friday 17 April 2026 - 0:22:48
During this 28-day reporting period, a total of 33 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
2.9%
126
3.9%
172
2.5%
110
1.9%
81
2.4%
104
3.2%
138
3.4%
147
3.4%
150
4.0%
175
4.5%
198
4.7%
204
3.9%
172
4.1%
179
4.3%
189
9.2%
400
8.6%
377
3.9%
172
4.4%
194
2.7%
117
4.0%
173
4.7%
206
3.8%
168
6.2%
269
3.3%
144
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 TML9012771057yesterday"also, that chat is just utter noise"
2 GoSox745024123914 days ago"its installed via homebrew i believe"
3 Blondie1010107057136335 days ago"going to test your commented out stuff"
4 __adrian642241679yesterday"someone here might know; otherwise try #httpd"
5 tablekeyboard444478727 days ago"Yeah, that's what I had. `echo $SHELL` says /bin/bash"
6 AllenJB40291019262 days ago"That's the Apache module (mod_php) package"
7 nullfrost292161139817 days ago"yup xdebug or any other profiler/debugger will give you what y..."
8 mishehu262669520 days ago"oh that's why I said that github is being misused here."
9 ultramage23122672yesterday"well it is being automatically parsed from the raw auth header"
10 chiselfuse212130716 days ago"i'm learning php and i'm trying to document the main ways php ..."
11 s7r202018017 days ago"TML, no containers, the full path is $HOME/statistics/hourly"
12 maxzor2017327022 days ago"I am trying to figure this out"
13 dag1714314614 days ago"can u make a self-contained sample"
14 lembron128422314 days ago"GoSox define "instances" - there is https://www.php.net/manual..."
15 thumbs10106617 days ago"Sorry, Jon Snow will retire now."
16 wink444116 days ago"AllenJB: I would not call fcgi old, it just means you weren't ..."
17 RonWhoCares44442 days ago"What is wrong with this multi dementional array?"
18 nCrazed_447520 days ago"iirc, Nextcloud specificallty, has some built-in OTL support"
19 ice9447412 days ago"after that accessing any link inside nextcloud is very fast"
20 Koopz448927 days ago"... so what's causing the 500 then"
21 Jonuz334921 days ago"is there way to make use of backticks strings to throw error o..."
22 ldgoforlaunch312452 days ago"I went to look at Laravel after a while and the installation c..."
23 NoiseEee331727 days ago"lets hope its kept out of code everything :\"
24 Rockwood33524 days ago"o/"
25 denisbr22327 days ago"I have a legacy application from php 5.6 and to migration to 7..."


These didn't make it to the top:
olle (2) mikey_p (2) Robdgreat (2) _null (2) ceux (2)
irked (1) rexlu (1) nCrazed (1)

Big numbers
Is lembron stupid or just asking too many questions? 33.3% lines contained a question!
chiselfuse didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was nullfrost, who yelled 6.9% of the time!
Another old yeller was maxzor, who shouted 5.0% of the time!
It seems that GoSox's shift-key is hanging: 1.4% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <GoSox> DOH!
Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 41.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
__adrian isn't a sad person either, smiling 6.2% of the time.
s7r seems to be sad at the moment: 15.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
maxzor is also a sad person, crying 5.0% of the time.
ultramage wrote the longest lines, averaging 169.6 letters per line.
#PHP average was 84.3 letters per line.
thumbs wrote the shortest lines, averaging 36.4 characters per line.
Blondie101010 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 48.9 characters.
GoSox spoke a total of 1239 words!
GoSox's faithful follower, TML, didn't speak so much: 1057 words.
rexlu wrote an average of 35.00 words per line.
Channel average was 14.72 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 timeout 19 GoSox
2 script 17 GoSox
3 Apache 15 TML
4 i’m 13 GoSox
5 would 12 TML
6 fastcgi 11 AllenJB
7 there 10 __adrian
8 mod_php 9 AllenJB
9 sleep 8 tablekeyboard
10 command 8 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 TML 8 mishehu
2 AllenJB 7 chiselfuse
3 nullfrost 5 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.escapeshellarg.php 1 lembron
2 https://fly.io/blog/youre-all-nuts/ 1 _null
3 https://httpd.apache.org/docs/current/howto/htaccess.html 1 TML
4 https://gitlab.archlinux.org/archlinux/packaging/packages/ph 1 chiselfuse
5 https://paste.rs/56yoJ.php 1 maxzor
6 https://blog.packagist.com/composer-2-9-6-perforce-driver-co 1 __adrian
7 https://github.com/indutny/no-ai-in-nodejs-core 1 NoiseEee
8 https://paste.debian.net/hidden/7ad509f7 1 RonWhoCares
9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0 1 __adrian
10 https://pastebin.support.one/view/b11f4e78 1 GoSox
11 https://pastebin.com/XWbkXU7P 1 GoSox
12 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP#Implementations:~:text=%5B 1 chiselfuse
13 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP#Implementations:~:text=PHP 1 chiselfuse
14 https://archlinux.org/packages/extra/x86_64/php-apache/#:~:t 1 chiselfuse
15 https://malus.sh/ 1 TML

Other interesting numbers
Nice opers here, no one got kicked!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, Robdgreat tells us what's up with 1 actions.
GoSox talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 4 times!
Another lonely one was chiselfuse, who managed to hit 1 times.
Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much?

Latest Topics
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