#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Tuesday 16 December 2025 - 0:21:08
During this 28-day reporting period, a total of 24 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.6%
157
3.6%
157
6.2%
266
3.4%
146
2.8%
123
3.0%
128
3.5%
151
3.1%
133
3.2%
138
4.0%
171
3.8%
163
3.9%
170
3.8%
163
3.9%
170
4.5%
195
6.5%
281
4.3%
185
5.5%
238
4.6%
197
5.2%
226
4.9%
212
5.0%
218
3.3%
141
4.2%
183
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie1010108441418477 days ago"anyways, that problem is long gone"
2 __adrian7650521100811 days ago"and we thought that only happened with php...! ;)"
3 Muimi383879913 days ago"hello, i'm wondering if anyone is familiar with Doctrine 1.2?"
4 lembron28422286811 days ago"rand(1000,9999) on that filename now, and ive actually got ONE..."
5 quantum`232319123 days ago"You see the database error?"
6 TML221573237 days ago"lembron: didn't you say that these are different PHP subproces..."
7 jmckenna16162157 days ago"of course, no problem to wait"
8 AllenJB168846811 days ago"memory usage reported by the OS"
9 pertho119220914 days ago"hmm uninstalling apcu seems to have lowered the memory overhead"
10 stwange101032125 days ago"Hey I've got a weird annoying problem. Trying to connect to GC..."
11 nCrazed98115712 days ago"the above reads like the error is coming from the MySQL server..."
12 deconfed883411 days ago"i throught it is for signing the ssl handshake"
13 AnrDaemon71612411 days ago"TML: The documentation fails to make it clear that it not only..."
14 thumbs532697 days ago"jmckenna: Hi, httpd committer here; if folks want to test your..."
15 DevAntoine4411819 days ago"Or maybe my exception takes the translation key as an argument?"
16 ceux333916 days ago"the boots are SICK"
17 Rockwood331025 days ago"hope you are saying anything about cloudfire"
18 phoenixz227913 days ago"Hi there, trying to use aa-logprof to allow access to a specif..."
19 ekneuss1117 days ago"!+test"
20 reb00t11118 days ago"LIST"
21 GoSox113412 days ago"is there any way, within a script, to set the time zone to wha..."
22 NeinstarFilmz11116 days ago"XD"
23 UsrBinAnnika111926 days ago"Congrats on the 8.5 release, if any contributors are around :)..."
24 Sammitch115927 days ago"The biggest DNS problem that I ever had was when we changed pr..."


Big numbers
Is TML stupid or just asking too many questions? 22.7% lines contained a question!
stwange didn't know that much either. 20.0% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was quantum`, who yelled 4.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was __adrian, who shouted 2.6% of the time!
It seems that TML's shift-key is hanging: 4.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <TML> M_E
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
lembron brings happiness to the world. 17.9% lines contained smiling faces. :)
stwange isn't a sad person either, smiling 10.0% of the time.
lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 7.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
Blondie101010 is also a sad person, crying 1.2% of the time.
AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 176.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 89.9 letters per line.
quantum` wrote the shortest lines, averaging 49.7 characters per line.
Blondie101010 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 54.2 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 1008 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, lembron, didn't speak so much: 868 words.
Sammitch wrote an average of 59.00 words per line.
Channel average was 16.16 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 there 18 __adrian
2 memory 18 AllenJB
3 would 15 AllenJB
4 mysql 15 AllenJB
5 Doctrine 14 Muimi
6 query 11 lembron
7 might 10 Blondie101010
8 access 10 phoenixz
9 about 10 Blondie101010
10 usage 10 AllenJB

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 Blondie101010 5 jmckenna

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://unofficial-tesla-tech.dark-energy.info 2 quantum`
2 https://3v4l.org/J0G3u#v8.4.14 1 AllenJB
3 https://3v4l.org/tmIuI 1 Blondie101010
4 https://3v4l.org/m9eTS#v8.4.12 1 __adrian
5 https://3v4l.org/GvUiI#v8.4.12 1 __adrian
6 https://imgur.com/a/7b5FRDy 1 TML
7 https://www.doctrine-project.org/community/index.html 1 __adrian
8 https://unofficial-tesla-tech.dark-energy.info/index.php 1 quantum`
9 https://ms4w.com/release/experimental/ms4w_5.2.0_beta6.zip 1 jmckenna
10 https://ms4w.com 1 jmckenna
11 https://www.php.net/manual/en/pcre.configuration.php 1 AllenJB
12 https://3v4l.org/djnrq#v8.4.12 1 __adrian
13 https://paste.linux.chat/?ad9a1976a5d27110#DZRhXYcabqUL8tfFj 1 stwange
14 https://3v4l.org/mvTRB#vnull 1 lembron
15 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 1 AllenJB

Other interesting numbers
Nice opers here, no one got kicked!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
deconfed always lets us know what he/she's doing: 3 actions!
For example, like this:
     * deconfed awaits money

Also, Muimi tells us what's up with 1 actions.
Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much?

Latest Topics
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