| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
| 1 |
Lore | 158 |  | 2210 | yesterday | "lembron, no idea what that is." |
| 2 |
__adrian | 72 | | 1057 | yesterday | "it's up to everyone to apply it :)" |
| 3 |
GoSox | 56 | | 1011 | yesterday | "this little crisis aside, ive been using php since about 2003 ..." |
| 4 |
lembron | 47 | | 1057 | yesterday | "(as in, other than throwing stubs elsewhere that is - so inline)" |
| 5 |
AllenJB | 47 | | 1052 | yesterday | "Yes, something like: https://3v4l.org/K3usN#v" |
| 6 |
Numline1 | 46 | | 447 | 2 days ago | "OWASP Core Rule Set seems like a joke" |
| 7 |
dag | 34 | | 386 | 2 days ago | "Upcoming Critical PHP Security Release" |
| 8 |
Young | 33 | | 376 | 3 days ago | "Remote shell is a playground for hackers. Endless possibilities!" |
| 9 |
thumbs | 30 | | 293 | 2 days ago | "lembron: There is #wordpress" |
| 10 |
nCrazed | 29 | | 359 | 3 days ago | "in terms of drive-by questions, I would def put it in a bucket..." |
| 11 |
jStefan | 28 | | 325 | 3 days ago | "nCrazed, i can see the files for stable and oldstable Debian" |
| 12 |
TML | 28 | | 519 | 3 days ago | "I am considering a new policy on repos I own and would like to..." |
| 13 |
txk2048 | 27 | | 217 | 3 days ago | "yeah they are aliases to the more specific versions" |
| 14 |
parvizazimov | 27 | | 570 | 3 days ago | "jtreminio, https://x.com/dok2001/status/2112811965735202970" |
| 15 |
ceux | 26 | | 132 | yesterday | "TML: well I'm not taking the blame" |
| 16 |
TheWild | 16 | | 233 | 2 days ago | "heh, long time ago we had <marquee>馃弾</marquee>" |
| 17 |
pagios | 15 | | 157 | yesterday | "i wake up u are pessimestic, i sleep you are pessimistic" |
| 18 |
Simplar | 14 | | 177 | 3 days ago | "Greets! Is there a way to check whether a string is a PHP / SQ..." |
| 19 |
WishBoy | 14 | | 132 | 3 days ago | "Young t谩 varado sem dormir?" |
| 20 |
BadGuyAlex | 14 | | 199 | 2 days ago | "Laravel iis still throwing cute mottos, but still no comprehen..." |
| 21 |
BlackBishop | 13 | | 132 | 3 days ago | "parvizazimov: maybe drupal, wordpress has issues :|" |
| 22 |
matiss | 11 | | 173 | 2 days ago | "People often when they see my home office ask, why do I need a..." |
| 23 |
mini | 11 | | 124 | yesterday | "https://fedi.katze.sh/@elise/117479383739450605 馃槶" |
| 24 |
bertieb | 10 | | 198 | 2 days ago | "TML: I can't share code as I can't repro PHPCS flagging up the..." |
| 25 |
Koopz | 9 | | 145 | 3 days ago | "depends on how detailed your logs are" |
Is pagios stupid or just asking too many questions? 40.0% lines contained a question!
TheWild didn't know that much either. 37.5% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Young, who yelled 27.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was Lore, who shouted 10.1% of the time!
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It seems that txk2048's shift-key is hanging: 3.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<txk2048> AFAIK
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
lembron brings happiness to the world. 25.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
BlackBishop isn't a sad person either, smiling 23.1% of the time.
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WishBoy seems to be sad at the moment: 14.3% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 10.6% of the time.
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lembron wrote the longest lines, averaging 136.0 letters per line.
#PHP average was 81.5 letters per line. |
ceux wrote the shortest lines, averaging 24.7 characters per line.
txk2048 was tight-lipped, too, averaging 51.6 characters. |
Lore spoke a total of 2210 words!
Lore's faithful follower, lembron, didn't speak so much: 1057 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.88 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
awoo always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
* awoo would be shocked if it wasn't. LLMs are ridiculously good at finding stuff like this though
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Lore talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 4 times!
Another lonely one was GoSox, who managed to hit 1 times.
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ceux has quite a potty mouth. 0.8% words were foul language.
Young also makes sailors blush, 0.3% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has s |
3 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
4 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 路 Be respectful & keep your language clean 路 Use a paste site for code 路 /msg php-bot guidelines 路 http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
4 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. |
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