| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 143 |  | 2017 | today | "no, but you're ignorant and arrogant so go troll elsewhere" |
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hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 12 days ago | "includes the php script and the recipe to test it." |
| 3 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 5 days ago | "i narrowed all possible variants to one I really need" |
| 4 |
__adrian | 60 | | 910 | yesterday | "(well... you don't NEED to... but you probably WANT to ;)" |
| 5 |
demlak | 41 | | 672 | 22 days ago | "thumbs: https://sourceforge.net/projects/xampplite/" |
| 6 |
thumbs | 35 | | 350 | 5 days ago | "It is delivered solely as a functional test suite." |
| 7 |
tablekeyboard | 26 | | 766 | 17 days ago | "I have an LLM-unresolvable problem related to signal and shutd..." |
| 8 |
AllenJB | 19 | | 404 | 2 days ago | "Yakov: socket_create returns a Socket object (in current versi..." |
| 9 |
ceux | 14 | | 147 | 8 days ago | "Blondie101010: because you can doesnot mean one should, erhaps" |
| 10 |
Bombo | 14 | | 191 | 12 days ago | "probably should do that only for the one upload form page ;)" |
| 11 |
Koopz | 13 | | 231 | 12 days ago | "does anyone happen to know of a VS Code extension that has a f..." |
| 12 |
wavecatcher | 11 | | 221 | 13 days ago | "I'll ask my question here:" |
| 13 |
TML | 9 | | 108 | 5 days ago | "thumbs: "!+" to get the bot to say the answer publicly" |
| 14 |
SeaRock23g | 6 | | 111 | 7 days ago | "Anyways, thanks for answering :)" |
| 15 |
mishehu | 5 | | 224 | 2 days ago | "greetings earthicans. question: I'm maintaining an ancient p..." |
| 16 |
phix_ | 5 | | 33 | 8 days ago | "first step is ready: pastebin" |
| 17 |
UsrBinAnnika | 4 | | 52 | 8 days ago | "http://i.abackstrom.com/share/2026/06/sqlite.php.txt" |
| 18 |
afiore | 4 | | 21 | 18 days ago | "Every day I look forward to hearing something dumb." |
| 19 |
[twisti] | 4 | | 114 | 9 days ago | "everyone tells me to use mise or asdf to manage multiple php v..." |
| 20 |
dvl | 3 | | 29 | 14 days ago | "I just changed my dev website from php84 to php85 - so far, no..." |
| 21 |
NeinstarFilmz | 3 | | 26 | 3 days ago | "Blondie101010, all six of my games and my game engine seem to ..." |
| 22 |
JosephTZ | 2 | | 8 | today | "anyone to help to study php" |
| 23 |
BadGuyAlex | 2 | | 28 | 11 days ago | "New version is available at psysh.org/psysh (current: v0.12.22..." |
| 24 |
lembron | 2 | | 29 | 11 days ago | "anyone with up2date phpunit+coverage? -> does a `if(that())\n ..." |
| 25 |
phix | 2 | | 27 | 8 days ago | "how to make home server from old amd ryzen laptop when behind ..." |
Is tablekeyboard stupid or just asking too many questions? 46.2% lines contained a question!
Yakov didn't know that much either. 34.4% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was thumbs, who yelled 2.9% of the time!
Another old yeller was Blondie101010, who shouted 2.8% of the time!
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It seems that __adrian's shift-key is hanging: 1.7% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<__adrian> 3 2 1 BACKUP
Yakov just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.6% of the time.
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.4% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Koopz isn't a sad person either, smiling 7.7% of the time.
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tablekeyboard seems to be sad at the moment: 3.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
__adrian is also a sad person, crying 1.7% of the time.
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tablekeyboard wrote the longest lines, averaging 166.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 84.8 letters per line. |
thumbs wrote the shortest lines, averaging 52.3 characters per line.
ceux was tight-lipped, too, averaging 58.4 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 2017 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, hakre, didn't speak so much: 1112 words.
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mishehu wrote an average of 44.80 words per line.
Channel average was 15.11 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
afiore always lets us know what he/she's doing: 2 actions!
For example, like this:
* afiore nods again
Also, Yakov tells us what's up with 1 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 4 times!
Another lonely one was hakre, who managed to hit 2 times.
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| Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much? |
Total number of lines: 4447.
