#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Monday 2 March 2026 - 0:21:25
During this 1749-day reporting period, a total of 1994 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.2%
30305
3.7%
27309
3.8%
27391
3.7%
26697
3.6%
25995
3.1%
22546
3.2%
23035
3.1%
22595
3.2%
23105
3.0%
21817
3.1%
22345
3.3%
24263
4.0%
28971
4.3%
31378
4.6%
33835
5.4%
39235
5.3%
38634
5.2%
37560
5.1%
37290
5.2%
37701
5.3%
38401
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39120
4.8%
35341
4.6%
33398
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian44305123541515816281487410yesterday"was more of an amusing anecdote"
2 Blondie101010409741573423468307145873701503 days ago"try to express your throughts more clearly"
3 TML103721405774333148621524683 days ago"which changes are you referring to?"
4 jargon86395253861313221262354235 days ago"I was about to do that TML when I realized the typo."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998216 days ago"or this alternative - https://php-fpm.gkanev.com/"
6 Rockwood6307380933918113483084858 days ago"We can’t just ignore it."
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201554 days ago"you should be able to use it from vendor/"
8 AllenJB53891845250710351218793 days ago"memory usage reported by the OS"
9 olle511593030221106394823 days ago"No, fibers, because they can yield farther away"
10 Sammitch4648772204364866795103 days ago"The biggest DNS problem that I ever had was when we changed pr..."
11 stenno39241045551869139629122990 days ago"in the case of php assert, it throws AssertionException"
12 TinoDidriksen37651663115586648222393 days ago"What does that have to do with ads?"
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994130 days ago"TedFetcher, an example of the folder structure that keeps the ..."
14 biberu35501006162790842875208 days ago"at least with irc it's possible to handle without changing muc..."
15 relipse31582281126175428326860 days ago"__adrian: did you start with php 3?"
16 ash_worksi289946021559516293589721 days ago"bomb: I would just read the release page on php.net"
17 Hash28917477803371027266611350 days ago"I'm upset Ic an't even type"
18 znf28591044510130134475154 days ago"$ grep --no-messages 'memory_limit' /opt/ -R | grep 1024"
19 Albright2756326317205238356516 days ago"I found some garbage code in a package I wanted to show you al..."
20 wfpkhc22521356350546163611015 days ago"does anyone here have any really good examples of orm class fo..."
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841497 days ago"Sure, but linking is unnecessary if you're using an IDE"
22 celphi210866115669759417741671 days ago"im showing my permissions, how i pulling mp4."
23 no_gravity205482594425926422114 days ago"Hello! When I use PHP on the command line and query SQLite for..."
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148528 days ago"I dont know yet if he can do it"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533723 days ago"And then the bus returns data received."


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) entropy_ (1521) Northwoods (1512) lembron (1461)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) lunatiq (1229) dag (1221) fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) ceux (1057) nCrazed (1053)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) onizu (938) ecart (938) regedit (889)
asteele (846) NoiseEee (838) deltab (828) novns (811) last1 (809)
thumbs (770) Koopz (754) CoJaBo (730) tirnanog (722) chazy (722)

By the way, there were 1939 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> PHP IS GOING

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Hash, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with the back hand

Blondie101010 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.3 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.8 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 487410 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 370150 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.80 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10775 __adrian
2 there 10553 lembron
3 should 7549 TML
4 about 7337 __adrian
5 using 6197 Blondie101010
6 which 5493 ceux
7 something 5224 Blondie101010
8 think 4259 __adrian
9 could 4057 Blondie101010
10 array 3547 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29149 lembron
2 Error 4578 p3rL
3 __adrian 2916 lembron
4 Blondie101010 1784 NeinstarFilmz
5 TML 965 olle

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 23 da_wunder
6 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
7 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 19 AllenJB
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
12 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
13 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
14 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF was kicked by litharge

Heraes seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc waves a flipper at everyone and leaves*

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 211 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 363 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
roger21 also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 186 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 228 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 37 times.
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