#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Friday 6 November 2026 - 0:59:01
During this 1998-day reporting period, a total of 2070 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
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31478
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28908
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28361
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27704
3.5%
27014
3.1%
23859
3.2%
24574
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24175
3.2%
24505
3.1%
23403
3.1%
23879
3.4%
25769
4.0%
30723
4.3%
32999
4.7%
36048
5.4%
41353
5.3%
40547
5.2%
39541
5.1%
39126
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian447321246015365163954931332 days ago"https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-23-1"
2 Blondie1010104154015922239085271470137649016 days ago"yeah I did, but such an event!"
3 TML105661413774339949801554226 days ago"as the kids say: good luck, have fun, don't die"
4 jargon86395253861313221262354131 days ago"That image outputs as all black."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998465 days ago"MarkoPolo: create example to 3v4l.org"
6 Rockwood6357383934318253503103215 days ago"lol not ba- confusing me this?"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201803 days ago"hexnewbie: what version of PHP do you use?"
8 AllenJB55601919257810601256492 days ago"Why wonder when you can just 3v4l it? https://3v4l.org/urUD0#v..."
9 olle51479313053110639722206 days ago"@param User[] for array of users, etc"
10 Sammitch466278120636516707016 days ago"it definitely takes some getting used to"
11 stenno392410455518691396291221239 days ago"oh i understand your question now, i am not sure about this"
12 TinoDidriksen3770166311568704828814 days ago"You still haven't asked a useable question."
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994379 days ago"One of which is to actually be able to read the time as-is and..."
14 biberu35501006162790842875457 days ago"Rockwood: fine, on my way to work, you?"
15 relipse315822811261754283261109 days ago"Christians and Muslims and Catholics"
16 ash_worksi293046021661116433642146 days ago"is `map()` understood to be a user function for examples here:..."
17 Hash28917477803371027266611599 days ago"Fine. I can't MAKE someoen NOT harass me. All I can do is ask."
18 znf2860104451113013451716 days ago"I've gone trough all the normal debugging steps"
19 Albright2756326317205238356765 days ago"Anyone have any tips on PHP static site generators? The most d..."
20 wfpkhc22521356350546163611264 days ago"that seems to be exactly what i am encountering right now :D"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841746 days ago"I'd still go the Docker route, but that's just me."
22 celphi210866115669759417741920 days ago"np. i wasnt aware that it had that restriction"
23 no_gravity205482594425926422363 days ago"I'll call it a day for now."
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148777 days ago"no multiplayer but it could be added"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533972 days ago"I did not know Exa thought something is not not allowed."


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) lembron (1550) entropy_ (1524) Northwoods (1512)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) dag (1274) lunatiq (1229) fffuuuL (1195)
ceux (1134) The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) nCrazed (1090)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) ecart (938) onizu (938) thumbs (918)
regedit (889) asteele (846) NoiseEee (841) deltab (828) novns (811)
last1 (809) Koopz (807) CoJaBo (733) tirnanog (722) chazy (722)

By the way, there were 2015 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> I WANT YOU DEAD

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Hash, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Blondie101010 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.4 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 493133 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 376490 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.83 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10862 __adrian
2 there 10679 GoSox
3 should 7574 jStefan
4 about 7415 Lore
5 using 6220 jStefan
6 which 5504 eson123
7 something 5250 bertieb
8 think 4275 TML
9 could 4077 TML
10 array 3556 GoSox

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29646 g0z
2 Error 4600 pertho
3 __adrian 2933 WishBoy
4 Blondie101010 1790 Bombo
5 TML 978 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 24 AllenJB
6 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
7 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 20 Lore
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
12 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
13 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
14 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
Heraes wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Heraes was kicked by litharge

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc sits and ponders over this

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 373 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
>> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s 16 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian
<blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 17 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian
>> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 17 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian
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