#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Sunday 15 November 2026 - 0:57:48
During this 2006-day reporting period, a total of 2071 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.1%
31560
3.8%
28967
3.7%
28452
3.6%
27795
3.5%
27079
3.1%
23943
3.2%
24679
3.2%
24259
3.2%
24588
3.1%
23480
3.1%
23969
3.4%
25897
4.0%
30801
4.3%
33085
4.7%
36139
5.4%
41450
5.3%
40630
5.2%
39627
5.1%
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4.8%
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34784
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian4473212460153651639549313310 days ago"maybe not hardest but certainly fastest-paced :)"
2 Blondie1010104154015922239085271470137649024 days ago"it allows scaling /0 as it is usually implemented"
3 TML1056614137743399498015542214 days ago"Yakov: from what I see in the scrollback, it sounds like at on..."
4 jargon86395253861313221262354139 days ago"When I swap in "Ariel.png" it works just fine."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998473 days ago"for me that looks like something that how things was done like..."
6 Rockwood6357383934318253503103223 days ago"lol not ba- confusing me this?"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201811 days ago"iterate the result and build whatever structure you want"
8 AllenJB55681920257810671258424 days ago"That could just mean both functions are broken =P"
9 olle51479313053110639722214 days ago"Or @param array<string, User> for hash table string-to-user"
10 Sammitch466278120636516707024 days ago"someone doing that won't be issuing a preceding OPTIONS"
11 stenno392410455518691396291221247 days ago"and i agreed, you should not catch those"
12 TinoDidriksen3770166311568704828822 days ago"You still haven't asked a useable question."
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994387 days ago"Providers not making PHP 8 available... I'd take that as a sig..."
14 biberu35501006162790842875465 days ago"i don't think php had enums when i did this last, fun :D"
15 relipse315822811261754283261117 days ago"i just wanted it for my website for my C++ apps"
16 ash_worksi293046021661116433642154 days ago"bomb: I would just read the release page on php.net"
17 Hash28917477803371027266611607 days ago"Fine. I can't MAKE someoen NOT harass me. All I can do is ask."
18 znf2860104451113013451724 days ago"Ever seen a case where, running as php-fpm, the php-fpm access..."
19 Albright2756326317205238356773 days ago"It appears to be some sort of supercookie or something"
20 wfpkhc22521356350546163611272 days ago"I just got banned again from ##chat"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841754 days ago"I'd have to double check, but not crazy or unusual."
22 celphi210866115669759417741928 days ago"can someone help me why my videos are not rendering onto page?..."
23 no_gravity205482594425926422371 days ago"I'll try to just "*" everything ..."
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148785 days ago"and have the extension as .so file next to it?"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533980 days ago"Yes! it does exactly that!"


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) lembron (1550) entropy_ (1524) Northwoods (1512)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) dag (1299) lunatiq (1229) fffuuuL (1195)
ceux (1135) The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) nCrazed (1094)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) ecart (938) onizu (938) thumbs (928)
regedit (889) asteele (846) NoiseEee (841) deltab (828) novns (811)
last1 (809) Koopz (807) CoJaBo (733) tirnanog (722) chazy (722)

By the way, there were 2016 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> DO

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with the back hand

Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Hash, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Blondie101010 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.4 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 493133 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 376490 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.82 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10862 __adrian
2 there 10679 GoSox
3 should 7574 jStefan
4 about 7415 Lore
5 using 6220 jStefan
6 which 5504 eson123
7 something 5250 bertieb
8 think 4275 TML
9 could 4077 TML
10 array 3556 GoSox

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29683 AllenJB
2 Error 4608 hydrian
3 __adrian 2933 WishBoy
4 Blondie101010 1790 Bombo
5 TML 978 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 24 AllenJB
6 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
7 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 20 Lore
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
12 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
13 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
14 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF was kicked by litharge

Heraes seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc wanders into the chat

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 373 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
an_64 also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
>> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s 24 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian
<blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 25 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian
>> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 25 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian
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