#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Sunday 25 October 2026 - 1:00:19
During this 1986-day reporting period, a total of 2069 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.1%
31420
3.8%
28852
3.7%
28295
3.6%
27665
3.5%
26967
3.1%
23733
3.2%
24515
3.2%
24126
3.2%
24445
3.1%
23336
3.1%
23780
3.4%
25687
4.0%
30648
4.3%
32906
4.7%
35926
5.4%
41249
5.3%
40422
5.2%
39443
5.1%
38959
5.2%
39436
5.2%
40038
5.3%
40720
4.8%
36935
4.5%
34572
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian44726124571536516392492973yesterday"https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-23-1"
2 Blondie101010415401592223908527147013764904 days ago"but even float is a bit limited"
3 TML105531409774339949711552384 days ago"Yakov: from what I see in the scrollback, it sounds like at on..."
4 jargon86395253861313221262354119 days ago"Well most of the cases, the typo has no bad effect."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998453 days ago"I would say it's ok to use ORM for certain things, and not to ..."
6 Rockwood635738393431825350310323 days ago"oops Blondie101010 not available"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201791 days ago"monkeyPlus: do you know anything about PHP?"
8 AllenJB55561919257810561255562 days ago"FYI for discussion about the vulnerabilities you may also want..."
9 olle51479313053110639722194 days ago"No, fibers, because they can yield farther away"
10 Sammitch46627812063651670704 days ago"there's a lot of surface area there"
11 stenno392410455518691396291221227 days ago"you cannot do letsencrypt for ips"
12 TinoDidriksen377016631156870482882 days ago"Why is the data stored untrimmed?"
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994367 days ago"At least, that's my experience."
14 biberu35501006162790842875445 days ago"guideX: but if someone gains access to your server they could ..."
15 relipse315822811261754283261097 days ago"Christians and Muslims and Catholics"
16 ash_worksi293046021661116433642134 days ago"I am always surprised at the distain people have of adding a t..."
17 Hash28917477803371027266611587 days ago"Sometimes I purposefully do things the fucked up way"
18 znf286010445111301345174 days ago"It's cheap and low maintenance"
19 Albright2756326317205238356753 days ago"hendry: If the PHP code doesn't set some response code other t..."
20 wfpkhc22521356350546163611252 days ago"thank you for that link - i respect you enough to read it"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841734 days ago"It will work in Chrome, when you tell your webserver to use th..."
22 celphi210866115669759417741908 days ago"no error except what i showed in image"
23 no_gravity205482594425926422351 days ago"And stores a bit of stuff in MariaDB."
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148765 days ago"Im trying to find out if it can be done first"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533960 days ago"There's "newInstance" and "newInstanceArgs" stated/"


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) lembron (1546) entropy_ (1524) Northwoods (1512)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) dag (1272) lunatiq (1229) fffuuuL (1195)
ceux (1133) The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) nCrazed (1090)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) ecart (938) onizu (938) thumbs (916)
regedit (889) asteele (846) NoiseEee (841) deltab (828) novns (811)
last1 (809) Koopz (807) CoJaBo (733) chazy (722) tirnanog (722)

By the way, there were 2014 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> LIKE

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
filename is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Sammitch can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * Viper-7 slaps a large trout around a bit with Blondie101010

Hash seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.0% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.4 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 492973 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 376490 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.82 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10862 __adrian
2 there 10679 GoSox
3 should 7574 jStefan
4 about 7410 mini
5 using 6220 jStefan
6 which 5507 Lore
7 something 5250 bertieb
8 think 4275 TML
9 could 4077 TML
10 array 3556 GoSox

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29633 DPA2
2 Error 4600 pertho
3 __adrian 2933 WishBoy
4 Blondie101010 1790 Bombo
5 TML 978 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 24 AllenJB
6 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
7 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 20 Lore
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
12 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
13 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
14 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
Heraes wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Heraes was kicked by litharge

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc hugs TML and runs out of the room*

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 373 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
WeeWee also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
>> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s 4 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian
<blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 5 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian
>> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 5 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian
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