#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Friday 6 February 2026 - 0:24:30
During this 1725-day reporting period, a total of 1987 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.2%
30186
3.8%
27200
3.8%
27294
3.7%
26601
3.6%
25854
3.1%
22406
3.2%
22905
3.1%
22479
3.2%
22984
3.0%
21667
3.1%
22198
3.3%
24096
4.0%
28833
4.3%
31174
4.6%
33635
5.4%
39061
5.3%
38446
5.1%
36959
5.1%
37126
5.2%
37550
5.3%
38193
5.3%
38441
4.9%
35191
4.6%
33279
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian442481234415141162514865083 days ago"(and is less important anyway)"
2 Blondie10101040914157272346827114570369494yesterday"it's much better to set up a message queue and status checks"
3 TML103511402774332848471522222 days ago"ceux: that seems like a particularly extreme approach, lol"
4 jargon86395253861313221262354211 days ago"I overlooked the stray /../ at first."
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998192 days ago"olle: so you're looking for lock component?"
6 Rockwood6307380933918113483084834 days ago"Hopefully, he’s still alive :D"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201530 days ago"do the same think in your workspace"
8 AllenJB53851844250410351217922 days ago"The links to the imap extension in PECL work for me. The GH re..."
9 olle509592030121106393142 days ago"Then add details in the class def."
10 Sammitch464877220436486679579 days ago"Blondie101010: how dare you. even as a joke."
11 stenno39241045551869139629122966 days ago"and i agreed, you should not catch those"
12 TinoDidriksen37651663115586648222369 days ago"Query cache? If you run the same query multiple times, only th..."
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994106 days ago"The LDAP server example is a perfect one."
14 biberu35501006162790842875184 days ago"tearsfornations: if you had a function that formatted a single..."
15 relipse31582281126175428326836 days ago"i think they used to be called irc bouncers"
16 ash_worksi28944602155951624357904 days ago"and then another 3:00 because of a summer turnover?"
17 Hash28917477803371027266611326 days ago"Sometimes I purposefully do things the fucked up way"
18 znf28591044510130134475130 days ago"but it's not running 7.4, so that doesn't really matter"
19 Albright2756326317205238356492 days ago"Akismet's pricing page is horrifying"
20 wfpkhc2252135635054616361991 days ago"OMG you are reading my mind :D"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841473 days ago"IntelliJ also has trashy remote support"
22 celphi210866115669759417741647 days ago"yup the dot thing fixd the error in browser."
23 no_gravity20548259442592642290 days ago"Hello! When I use PHP on the command line and query SQLite for..."
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148504 days ago"Im trying to find out if it can be done first"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533699 days ago"I mean, from 0 to 255 but it advances by 2 bits instead of 1."


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) entropy_ (1521) Northwoods (1512) lembron (1428)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) lunatiq (1229) dag (1221) fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) DevAntoine (1099) ceux (1057) nCrazed (1047)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) onizu (938) ecart (938) regedit (889)
asteele (846) NoiseEee (838) deltab (828) novns (811) last1 (809)
thumbs (768) Koopz (750) CoJaBo (730) tirnanog (722) chazy (722)

By the way, there were 1932 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> PHP IS GOING

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
Sammitch is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * Sammitch slaps Albright with a large trout.

filename can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag

Hash seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.5% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.2 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.8 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 486508 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 369494 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.80 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10767 Blondie101010
2 there 10549 TML
3 should 7549 TML
4 about 7337 __adrian
5 using 6197 Blondie101010
6 which 5493 ceux
7 something 5224 Blondie101010
8 think 4259 __adrian
9 could 4057 Blondie101010
10 array 3547 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29121 taylan
2 Error 4578 p3rL
3 __adrian 2916 lembron
4 Blondie101010 1784 NeinstarFilmz
5 TML 965 olle

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 23 da_wunder
6 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
7 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 19 AllenJB
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
12 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
13 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
14 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
Heraes wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Heraes was kicked by litharge

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc waves a flipper at everyone and leaves*

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 210 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 361 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 201 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
roger21 also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 162 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 204 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 37 times.
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