#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Friday 12 June 2026 - 0:04:40
During this 1850-day reporting period, a total of 2016 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
4.1%
30782
3.7%
27799
3.7%
27745
3.6%
27124
3.6%
26395
3.1%
23053
3.2%
23660
3.1%
23232
3.2%
23638
3.0%
22489
3.1%
22992
3.3%
24846
4.0%
29583
4.3%
31954
4.7%
34747
5.4%
40134
5.3%
39302
5.2%
38325
5.1%
37791
5.2%
38312
5.3%
39029
5.4%
39771
4.9%
36073
4.6%
33881
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 __adrian44610124241530416370491429yesterday"if you're looking at them in a browser, that's the issue. brow..."
2 Blondie10101041310158772375842414634373579yesterday"if you want a web server, you should use a web serber"
3 TML105191409774337749591546268 days ago"and never the twain should meet"
4 jargon86395253861313221262354336 days ago"__adrian, this part is the issue: readfile($fallback);"
5 da_wunder816041725655008129998317 days ago"or this alternative - https://php-fpm.gkanev.com/"
6 Rockwood6332383134018113503091112 days ago"hope you are saying anything about cloudfire"
7 Naktibalda62372234343448959201655 days ago"you should be able to use it from vendor/"
8 AllenJB54541880252810441233607 days ago"(I personally always keep FPM and php.ini error logs separate)"
9 olle5147931305311063972258 days ago"sounds like you need xdebug"
10 Sammitch4649772204364966798101 days ago"PHP.net needs to step up its game to compete"
11 stenno392410455518691396291221091 days ago"and you should use phpunit instead of assert probably"
12 TinoDidriksen3767166311558684824836 days ago"Query cache? If you run the same query multiple times, only th..."
13 BadAdviceCat3604998349806145158994231 days ago""from a bunch of folks on IRC" IKR?! IRC is basically the same..."
14 biberu35501006162790842875309 days ago"tearsfornations: if you had a function that formatted a single..."
15 relipse31582281126175428326961 days ago"if there is no php cli on my server, is it safe to install one..."
16 ash_worksi290346021559916293593020 days ago"I am always surprised at the distain people have of adding a t..."
17 Hash28917477803371027266611451 days ago"I'm upset Ic an't even type"
18 znf28591044510130134475255 days ago"But either way, I restored the file from backup, problem fixed"
19 Albright2756326317205238356617 days ago"This is not my code if that's not clear"
20 wfpkhc22521356350546163611116 days ago"it has clearly been down the road i am travelling right now"
21 Byteflux2169804185399781332841598 days ago"It's actually not. It costs less than Netflix"
22 celphi210866115669759417741772 days ago"i see because . and .. are in list"
23 no_gravity205482594425926422215 days ago"Ok, thanks for all the infos!"
24 sumthing1980196461238031166115148629 days ago"Im considering bribing the chinese guy"
25 Artfaith190836939871143024533824 days ago"Ave reading! Ave mind developing! Ave self-confidence!"


These didn't make it to the top:
Nekomander (1907) freeman_h (1587) entropy_ (1521) Northwoods (1512) lembron (1496)
velix (1402) teresko (1360) dag (1238) lunatiq (1229) fffuuuL (1195)
The_Blode (1133) TrippyJ (1124) ceux (1099) DevAntoine (1099) nCrazed (1057)
Arutemisu (1013) paule32 (1000) onizu (938) ecart (938) regedit (889)
asteele (846) NoiseEee (841) thumbs (839) deltab (828) novns (811)
last1 (809) Koopz (770) CoJaBo (730) chazy (722) tirnanog (722)

By the way, there were 1961 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Slartibart stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.2% lines contained a question!
arash didn't know that much either. 39.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was panella32, who yelled 18.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was Angels, who shouted 12.1% of the time!
It seems that nsITobin's shift-key is hanging: 3.1% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <nsITobin> ALL OF YOU

WeeWee2 just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
Sammitch is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * Sammitch smacks ss23 with a rolled up newspaper.

filename can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor Hash, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * filename slaps Hash with a laptop

Blondie101010 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 2 times.
lembron brings happiness to the world. 26.1% lines contained smiling faces. :)
velix isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
CoJaBo seems to be sad at the moment: 6.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
TrippyJ is also a sad person, crying 4.4% of the time.
TuxJobs wrote the longest lines, averaging 159.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 66.3 letters per line.
Rockwood_ wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.6 characters per line.
Rockwood was tight-lipped, too, averaging 26.7 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 491429 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 373579 words.
addiks wrote an average of 80.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.81 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 10820 tablekeyboard
2 there 10607 __adrian
3 should 7561 __adrian
4 about 7375 __adrian
5 using 6200 mikey_p
6 which 5504 eson123
7 something 5243 __adrian
8 think 4259 __adrian
9 Could 4062 maxzor
10 array 3552 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 29368 __adrian
2 Error 4589 AllenJB
3 __adrian 2922 RonWhoCares
4 Blondie101010 1790 Bombo
5 TML 978 mishehu

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://3v4l.org 120 monkfish
2 https://php.net/htmlspecialchars 28 __adrian
3 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo 27 BadAdviceCat
4 https://phptherightway.com 26 TinoDidriksen
5 https://phpdelusions.net/pdo/mysqli_comparison 23 __adrian
6 https://www.php.net/supported-versions.php 23 da_wunder
7 https://packagist.org 23 Arutemisu
8 http://d22.puzzlum.org/ 22 jargon
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 19 AllenJB
10 https://perfect.productions/sitedisk.php 18 Blondie101010
11 https://getcomposer.org/ 17 Arutemisu
12 http://puzzlum.org/markdown.php 17 jargon
13 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_at_a_distance_(computer 17 Arutemisu
14 https://regex101.com/ 17 Arutemisu
15 https://mypastebin.com/9cqAv 14 entropy_

Other interesting numbers
Heraes wasn't very popular, getting kicked 2 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Heraes was kicked by litharge

xFCFFDFFFFEFFFAF seemed to be hated too: 2 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 13 people!
litharge's faithful follower, __adrian, kicked about 2 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
wfpkhc always lets us know what he/she's doing: 254 actions!
For example, like this:
     * wfpkhc sits quietly*

Also, __adrian tells us what's up with 214 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 366 times!
Another lonely one was __adrian, who managed to hit 202 times.
WeeWee2 has quite a potty mouth. 0.7% words were foul language.
an_64 also makes sailors blush, 0.6% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 34 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 287 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 329 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
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