| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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__adrian | 37 |  | 487 | yesterday | "php-fpm should log somewhere in /var/log also (again, depending)" |
| 2 |
quantum` | 30 | | 247 | 5 days ago | "Why would it be trying to connect to php5?" |
| 3 |
Koopz | 30 | | 383 | 3 days ago | "i must've been drunk while writing this..." |
| 4 |
TML | 26 | | 407 | 3 days ago | "just another reason I don't like ORMs :D" |
| 5 |
Blondie101010 | 17 | | 171 | yesterday | "not forcibly... the version on top is the indicator for that" |
| 6 |
ceux | 14 | | 76 | 3 days ago | "is that really your socket though. php5?" |
| 7 |
AllenJB | 11 | | 215 | yesterday | "FYI I filed an issue about the lack of available downloads: ht..." |
| 8 |
TedFetcher | 10 | | 232 | yesterday | "Blondie101010: What was what I linked to if not the man page?" |
| 9 |
monkfish | 9 | | 198 | yesterday | "it's clearly mistaken but the chances of running into a phpsta..." |
| 10 |
lembron | 6 | | 251 | 3 days ago | "hm... having kind of a design issue, any smart bypass ideas? -..." |
| 11 |
PTNapivoski | 5 | | 28 | 2 days ago | "Is it just me or can some not download .chm manuals?" |
| 12 |
[twisti] | 4 | | 77 | yesterday | "is there a modern version of boris (PHP REPL that doesnt, like..." |
| 13 |
GrandPa-G | 3 | | 90 | yesterday | "I am on raspberry pi (bookworm). If I do $now = new DateTime()..." |
| 14 |
nCrazed | 2 | | 18 | yesterday | "what's your monthly holy water bill like?" |
| 15 |
nmourey | 1 | | 34 | 2 days ago | " I have both docker images with solr and zookeeper configured ..." |
| 16 |
thumbs | 1 | | 6 | 5 days ago | "It sounds like a #nginx issue." |
| 17 |
bomb | 1 | | 15 | today | "I mean, FrankenPHP is cool and all, but apt install caddy php-..." |
Is __adrian stupid or just asking too many questions? 27.0% lines contained a question!
Blondie101010 didn't know that much either. 23.5% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Koopz, who yelled 10.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was Blondie101010, who shouted 5.9% of the time!
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It seems that quantum`'s shift-key is hanging: 3.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<quantum`> PHP 8.4.11
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
TML brings happiness to the world. 23.1% lines contained smiling faces. :)
__adrian isn't a sad person either, smiling 5.4% of the time.
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quantum` seems to be sad at the moment: 3.3% lines contained sad faces. :(
__adrian is also a sad person, crying 2.7% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 133.7 letters per line.
#PHP average was 81.5 letters per line. |
ceux wrote the shortest lines, averaging 31.1 characters per line.
quantum` was tight-lipped, too, averaging 52.1 characters. |
__adrian spoke a total of 487 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, TML, didn't speak so much: 407 words.
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lembron wrote an average of 41.83 words per line.
Channel average was 14.18 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 1 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
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Koopz talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 1 times!
Another lonely one was Blondie101010, who managed to hit 1 times.
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| Nobody is foul-mouthed in #PHP! Get out much? |
Total number of lines: 1935.
