| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1335 |  | 13703 | 7 days ago | "clearly lacks understanding of topics" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 938 | | 13040 | 4 days ago | "you probably won't. this is the "oooh now i own another server..." |
| 3 |
TML | 623 | | 8739 | 7 days ago | "demlak: I'll be a third voice saying "Just use a web server"" |
| 4 |
Lore | 293 | | 4498 | today | "// Created Date: 2026-10-21T17:08:02Z" |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 197 days ago | "Wouldn't that require generics?" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 235 | | 5501 | 5 days ago | "Please speak english in this channel" |
| 7 |
lembron | 221 | | 5152 | 2 days ago | "on this topic - anyone implemented those broader multipart res..." |
| 8 |
ant-x | 210 | | 3374 | 358 days ago | "Yes, from the hierarcy branch." |
| 9 |
thumbs | 173 | | 1691 | 6 days ago | "blondie101010: Hrm, you had left this network, I assumed." |
| 10 |
GoSox | 147 | | 2642 | 5 days ago | "crap i installed php without db support" |
| 11 |
NeinstarFilmz | 143 | | 1186 | 71 days ago | "Blondie101010, the spooks shut down some assets on my device." |
| 12 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 140 days ago | "Java is garbage. I can only assume you're kidding." |
| 13 |
ceux | 117 | | 1067 | 5 days ago | "yada yadda hurry up debian lol" |
| 14 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 191 days ago | "or at least none that yall are aware of" |
| 15 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 135 days ago | "yes, this happens to the best of us." |
| 16 |
Rockwood | 70 | | 249 | 6 days ago | "1 talked with her from years" |
| 17 |
nCrazed | 70 | | 1012 | 7 days ago | "yeah was about to ping __adrian about it ^" |
| 18 |
Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 7 days ago | "...i suppose i could do a quick phpinfo() to check" |
| 19 |
ordos | 63 | | 886 | 6 days ago | "depending on where you stay there will be a nearby service" |
| 20 |
MFFVD_ | 61 | | 565 | 359 days ago | "sorry, that is a different class" |
| 21 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 128 days ago | "Blondie, btw, where are you from?" |
| 22 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 293 days ago | "I didn't mean to overwhelm you, Blondie101010" |
| 23 |
dag | 56 | | 549 | 6 days ago | "Upcoming Critical PHP Security Release" |
| 24 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 37 days ago | "I'm surprised nobody but Lore cared about the unserialize warn..." |
| 25 |
mishehu | 49 | | 1198 | 86 days ago | "TML's been around here for AGES" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
tablekeyboard didn't know that much either. 27.2% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 8.9% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> X(
ShubNiggurath just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.8% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.0% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 5.4% lines contained sad faces. :(
ash_worksi is also a sad person, crying 3.8% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 141.3 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.6 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 17.3 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 13703 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 13040 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.48 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 6 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, olle tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 20 times!
Another lonely one was Lore, who managed to hit 7 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
ceux also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s |
7 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
8 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
8 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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