| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1128 |  | 11799 | 14 days ago | "ie: you should isolate what you test" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 804 | | 11128 | today | "hashes are not supposed to match. that's why they take a salt" |
| 3 |
TML | 427 | | 5832 | 4 days ago | "sebbu: you verify sodium_crypto_pwhash_scryptsalsa208sha256_st..." |
| 4 |
Lore | 331 | | 4901 | today | "Kevin! You should pass salt through Margaret, not John!" |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 204 days ago | "Or @param array<string, User> for hash table string-to-user" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 226 | | 5239 | 5 days ago | "Please speak english in this channel" |
| 7 |
lembron | 221 | | 5152 | 9 days ago | "(as in, other than throwing stubs elsewhere that is - so inline)" |
| 8 |
thumbs | 168 | | 1625 | 5 days ago | "__adrian: I did stress to pagios to take xampp offline too, yes." |
| 9 |
GoSox | 147 | | 2642 | 12 days ago | "php and db are up and running and sooooooo up to date" |
| 10 |
NeinstarFilmz | 143 | | 1186 | 78 days ago | "755/644 seems to work as intended." |
| 11 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 147 days ago | "I have to guess what you're saying from fragments." |
| 12 |
ceux | 117 | | 1067 | 12 days ago | "you can write queries as you like" |
| 13 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 198 days ago | "thanks for engaging thus far, have a nice day" |
| 14 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 142 days ago | "yes, no proc can handle kill signal. you only see php shutdown." |
| 15 |
nCrazed | 70 | | 1012 | 14 days ago | "ceux: the double-free on masto? yeah :D" |
| 16 |
Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 14 days ago | "does anyone happen to know of a VS Code extension that has a f..." |
| 17 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 135 days ago | "is there a way to send data from c program to php ?" |
| 18 |
dag | 56 | | 549 | 13 days ago | "so, write user data into session file, get RCE on deserialize" |
| 19 |
Rockwood | 56 | | 197 | 13 days ago | "hope you are saying anything about cloudfire" |
| 20 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 300 days ago | "still, it works and it's very easy to lift stuff up" |
| 21 |
ordos | 53 | | 799 | 13 days ago | "themed sub-shelves, heighted in each" |
| 22 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 44 days ago | "erm... any "non-serializable" string" |
| 23 |
sebbu | 52 | | 592 | today | "and yes, a VM uses too much RAM" |
| 24 |
mishehu | 49 | | 1198 | 93 days ago | "it's the wrong tool for the overall scenario to begin with." |
| 25 |
Bombo | 47 | | 579 | 13 days ago | "is there syntax hilighting in nanO?" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
pertho didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 8.8% of the time!
Another old yeller was pertho, who shouted 8.6% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> :O
pertho just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.0% of the time.
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pertho seems to be sad at the moment: 5.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 5.4% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 140.3 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.9 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.9 characters per line.
reaper was tight-lipped, too, averaging 37.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 11799 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 11128 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.50 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 5 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, deconfed tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 19 times!
Another lonely one was Lore, who managed to hit 9 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
olle also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s |
14 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
15 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
15 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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