| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 2062 |     | 20970 | yesterday | "but frankly not for us, for yourself" |
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__adrian | 1575 |    | 22562 | 3 days ago | "(there would be no warning if undefined in that case)" |
| 3 |
TML | 1221 |     | 17613 | 7 days ago | "and never the twain should meet" |
| 4 |
olle | 471 |    | 4681 | 76 days ago | "I have no access/decision power for sysops" |
| 5 |
AllenJB | 317 |    | 7672 | 4 days ago | "Use ->modify(). You can specify relative dates." |
| 6 |
ant-x | 310 |   | 4511 | 237 days ago | "Several days ago, I quoted that constant to a friend, saying t..." |
| 7 |
lembron | 262 |     | 6564 | 13 days ago | "GoSox define "instances" - there is https://www.php.net/manual..." |
| 8 |
thumbs | 194 |    | 1777 | 7 days ago | "Wouldn't WSL2 help with running fpm?" |
| 9 |
TedFetcher | 180 |    | 4637 | 245 days ago | "I wish I were joking/exaggerating." |
| 10 |
monkfish | 178 |     | 2913 | 247 days ago | "Blondie101010: yes, that's why I thought it was funny." |
| 11 |
ceux | 158 |    | 1662 | 10 days ago | "some have oauth schemas, some have app passwords, etc." |
| 12 |
NeinstarFilmz | 146 |    | 1217 | yesterday | "Blondie101010, it was an extension processing issue, :)" |
| 13 |
tablekeyboard | 125 |   | 2841 | 19 days ago | "#php is not the place to discuss PHP?" |
| 14 |
nCrazed | 108 |    | 1568 | 94 days ago | "I was wondering if all of the abandoned php6 books are in the ..." |
| 15 |
znf | 104 |   | 1347 | 273 days ago | "writes status:200 in my fpm's access_log, then it outputs 500" |
| 16 |
regedit | 96 |    | 1571 | 273 days ago | "that will apparently very quickly turn a "0" into a ''" |
| 17 |
bleb | 95 |    | 1241 | 70 days ago | "no language does arbitrary breakage, that goes without saying" |
| 18 |
guideX | 94 |  | 1519 | 328 days ago | "with .net, you don't, those parts are compiled into the dll" |
| 19 |
GoSox | 86 |    | 1519 | 88 days ago | "that found it, /usr/local/bin/timeout" |
| 20 |
SeriousAngel | 82 |    | 1524 | 335 days ago | "IRC is a marvel not words may describe." |
| 21 |
jmckenna | 81 |  | 917 | 54 days ago | "anyway, i apologize to Blondie101010" |
| 22 |
Koopz | 78 |   | 1248 | 14 days ago | "i must've been drunk while writing this..." |
| 23 |
hakre | 73 |   | 1112 | 14 days ago | "includes the php script and the recipe to test it." |
| 24 |
Arutemisu | 72 |     | 1303 | 286 days ago | "Found a better one afterwards. That was it." |
| 25 |
Rockwood | 70 |     | 226 | 30 days ago | "have you own house or staying as tenant?" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
Simplar didn't know that much either. 30.4% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was SeriousAngel, who shouted 6.1% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.4% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <NeinstarFilmz> OK! :D
quantum` just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 20.2% of the time.
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SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 3.1% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.2 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.2 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters. |
__adrian spoke a total of 22562 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 20970 words.
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p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.89 words per line.
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Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
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| TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
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| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 10 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian shrugs
Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 6 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 27 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
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znf has quite a potty mouth. 0.1% words were foul language.
olle also makes sailors blush, 0.0% of the time.
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15 days ago at 15:08 by __adrian |
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15 days ago at 15:06 by __adrian |
| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
52 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 6 times. |
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