#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Saturday 18 April 2026 - 0:22:14
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 243 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
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2555
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3005
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2499
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2609
3.4%
2595
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2767
3.8%
2946
3.3%
2544
3.5%
2697
3.6%
2806
3.8%
2936
4.0%
3100
4.4%
3395
5.4%
4158
5.9%
4559
5.1%
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie1010102487798188663838249516 days ago"the shell ends way before the php process"
2 __adrian21124111011038562290372 days ago":) it's even good for performance"
3 TML1582141653752234732 days ago"also, that chat is just utter noise"
4 olle6001134563158123 days ago"Oh they're actually doing it?"
5 lembron4979280234911268415 days ago"hm threading the needle for xdebug.mode seems kinda fugly for ..."
6 AllenJB43017918663105183 days ago"See the "migrating" guides: https://php.net/appendices"
7 monkfish3259041139555017174 days ago"(but supports 'forwarding' for other implementations)"
8 ant-x3101611454511164 days ago"Been getting many new users?"
9 GoSox249221912511360715 days ago"Question: What is the most efficient way to create arbitrary c..."
10 guideX2237941223240255 days ago"it's essentially soemones web application"
11 TEX2008891191731259 days ago"...more work than i anticipated... thanks :D"
12 thumbs1861210568162818 days ago"Reminds me of folks with 7 layers of proxies."
13 Guess65186152341575255 days ago"well go to their site with o js and see"
14 TedFetcher1808228704637172 days ago"Sendgrid isn't software but a paid *service*."
15 anthonym168366230401708317 days ago"oh and set_password is https://pastebin.com/4YYWCqpS"
16 Arutemisu150112052672442213 days ago"Okay, time to test database access."
17 nCrazed134256246185821 days ago"olle: what makes you say that?"
18 ceux13416902713443 days ago"RonWhoCares: idk but why do you have 8 days of the weeks"
19 NeinstarFilmz12983639112635 days ago"In otherwords, using patterns for full paths was badly broken."
20 Rockwood12610042260225 days ago"have you own house or staying as tenant?"
21 tuxisapenguin12138644332736294 days ago"I'm trying to not make it generate pointless errors."
22 ljharb11871071490239 days ago"like you literally just echo strings?"
23 n0xx1154112377109864 days ago"at the end it's just text and it will for ever be just text"
24 LesBoys1143875648296 days ago"monkfish: this is c not c++"
25 znf10470331347200 days ago"That's normal though, its at the top of the file"


These didn't make it to the top:
tablekeyboard (99) regedit (96) ipynb (89) SeriousAngel (82) Koopz (78)
jargon (77) jmckenna (73) BadAdviceCat (68) dag (63) Bombo (63)
DevAntoine (62) MFFVD_ (61) ordos (61) fakuve (60) quantum` (58)
sleeplesscoderzz (58) ShubNiggurath (56) Galatasaray (54) WeeBey (52) RonWhoCares (51)
Blondie101010___ (49) elmetah (49) hansol (49) bleb (48) da_wunder (46)
Simplar (46) Blondie101010_ (45) llanhmock (43) chealer (42) wavecatcher (41)

By the way, there were 188 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
tuxisapenguin didn't know that much either. 27.3% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was jargon, who yelled 14.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
It seems that jargon's shift-key is hanging: 5.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <jargon> :DDD ?

NeinstarFilmz just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
jargon brings happiness to the world. 27.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 24.5% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 4.1% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.3 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.5 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 29037 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 24951 words.
Dotz0cat_ wrote an average of 44.50 words per line.
Channel average was 13.70 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 495 TML
2 there 386 __adrian
3 which 277 tablekeyboard
4 about 255 Koopz
5 error 250 AllenJB
6 Should 221 TML
7 something 160 TML
8 think 153 __adrian
9 using 145 mikey_p
10 people 126 __adrian

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1760 Blondie101010
2 TML 127 mishehu
3 __adrian 109 RonWhoCares
4 guideX 87 __adrian
5 Blondie101010 57 Bombo

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
3 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
4 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 3 AllenJB
5 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
6 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
7 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
8 https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/12/2018-guide-building-secur 3 Arutemisu
9 https://www.php.net/download-docs.php 2 PTNapivoski
10 https://gist.github.com/devantoine/9b7cf93a481f345610fe6bf42 2 DevAntoine
11 https://www.php.net/manual/en/types.comparisons.php 2 Blondie101010
12 https://phpc.chat 2 chealer
13 https://basedbin.fly.dev/p/le1Bp8.php 2 SeriousAngel
14 https://httpd.apache.org/docs/current/howto/htaccess.html 2 TML
15 https://justpaste.it/cpmdm 2 Galatasaray

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML

elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people.
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 11 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 8 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 26 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times.
an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 232 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 274 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
The topic was set 4 times.
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