#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Wednesday 10 June 2026 - 0:04:00
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 217 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.2%
2207
3.3%
2286
3.9%
2658
3.2%
2232
3.3%
2267
3.4%
2359
3.9%
2692
4.0%
2785
3.2%
2235
3.7%
2556
3.9%
2683
3.7%
2525
3.8%
2620
4.5%
3097
5.4%
3708
5.7%
3954
5.2%
3555
5.5%
3791
4.1%
2816
4.5%
3112
4.7%
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5.5%
3805
4.4%
3023
3.7%
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie1010102061596203652610206164 days ago"but for your type of usecase, I'd look at lighttpd"
2 __adrian162837085340223691today"> anymore // stacks like xampp, etc. _never were_ "in focus...."
3 TML1283107585560188466 days ago"I'm like the opposite of the Bun founder"
4 olle5089438331498456 days ago"Too many half-made integrations"
5 AllenJB3471511395785095 days ago"No PHP variable persists across script runs or across multiple..."
6 ant-x3101611454511217 days ago"TML, honesly, I found it somewhat like damn by faint praise :-)"
7 lembron2985248148507150today"something seems generally screwd up..."
8 monkfish247714197383934227 days ago"that paste link doesn't work for me."
9 thumbs21946115571943today"We just said the same things using different words, yes."
10 TedFetcher1808228704637225 days ago"Ugh. It took me so many hours of intense suffering just to (ba..."
11 ceux15415110291637today"maybe use a real editor ๐Ÿ˜ญ"
12 NeinstarFilmz1429564011827 days ago"It is an in-house issue, not a raw PHP issue."
13 LesBoys1143875648349 days ago"lesboys@lesboyswiki /m/w/php-7.4.3>"
14 nCrazed111165143160374 days ago"the reason is simple: simplicity"
15 znf10470331347253 days ago"setting everything up to test it properly would be a nightmare"
16 tablekeyboard998910207581 days ago"Actually, it does three "dots" first in the latter case."
17 regedit964918291571253 days ago"ye... hunting it down now ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง"
18 GoSox96592511176568 days ago"oh lol that does make sense"
19 bleb95272146124150 days ago"books and reading? or the negative responses?"
20 guideX94941519308 days ago"but none seem as quick and repetative and often as with php"
21 SeriousAngel82145991524315 days ago"There's this `public function shape(): string`"
22 jmckenna818191734 days ago"it can be used for whatever you wish"
23 Rockwood7348518223010 days ago"where are you busy now days?"
24 Arutemisu72102021211303266 days ago"Okay, time to test database access."
25 Koopz70313911446 days ago"i must've been drunk while writing this..."


These didn't make it to the top:
DevAntoine (62) ordos (61) MFFVD_ (61) fakuve (60) dag (58)
ShubNiggurath (56) Galatasaray (54) quantum` (53) WeeBey (52) RonWhoCares (51)
Simplar (46) chealer (42) wavecatcher (41) jargon (41) demlak (41)
holycow (40) ash_worksi (40) Muimi (38) tuxisapenguin (37) MarkoPolo (36)
RobertoC (36) biberu (36) reaper (35) Bombo (34) Inline (33)
ipynb (31) Na_Klar (31) nullfrost (29) mahboubine (27) BadAdviceCat (27)

By the way, there were 162 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Simplar stupid or just asking too many questions? 30.4% lines contained a question!
TedFetcher didn't know that much either. 28.9% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was SeriousAngel, who shouted 6.1% of the time!
It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <NeinstarFilmz> X(

Galatasaray just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 20.5% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
GoSox is also a sad person, crying 4.2% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.4 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 15.8 characters per line.
LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 23691 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 20616 words.
p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.91 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 372 Blondie101010
2 there 307 demlak
3 which 188 eson123
4 about 174 __adrian
5 error 131 AllenJB
6 should 129 __adrian
7 think 110 __adrian
8 something 107 TML
9 using 94 mikey_p
10 because 90 eson123

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1396 hakre
2 TML 100 mishehu
3 __adrian 99 RonWhoCares
4 ant-x 50 TML
5 Blondie101010 40 Bombo

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
3 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
4 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
5 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
6 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
7 https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull 2 TML
8 https://unofficial-tesla-tech.dark-energy.info 2 quantum`
9 https://github.com/lamskoy/arch-phpbs/blob/master/timezonedb 2 monkfish
10 https://demo.filestash.app/files/?share=kQ10iXt 2 MFFVD_
11 http://neinstarfilmz.com/Various.png 2 jargon
12 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 2 AllenJB
13 https://phptherightway.com/ 2 ordos
14 http://www.conf.orig 2 Lantizia|Work
15 https://puzzlum.org/ 2 TML

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 10 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian sits back, cracks knuckles, cackles evilly

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 7 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 23 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
LesBoys has quite a potty mouth. 0.5% words were foul language.
Na_Klar also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 ยท /msg php-bot guidelines ยท Be respectful & keep your language clean ยท Use a paste site for code ยท http://hashphp.org has some useful links 32 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 ยท /msg php-bot guidelines ยท Be respectful & keep your language clean ยท Use a paste site for code ยท http://hashphp.org has some useful links 285 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 ยท /msg php-bot guidelines ยท Be respectful & keep your language clean ยท Use a paste site for code ยท http://hashphp.org has some useful links 327 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian
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