#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen
Statistics generated on Tuesday 21 April 2026 - 0:04:16
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 242 different nicks were represented on #PHP.
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3.3% |
3.4% |
3.9% |
3.2% |
3.4% |
3.4% |
3.6% |
3.8% |
3.3% |
3.5% |
3.7% |
3.8% |
4.0% |
4.4% |
5.4% |
6.0% |
5.2% |
5.3% |
4.5% |
4.5% |
4.8% |
5.6% |
4.1% |
3.8% |
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
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= 6-11 |
= 12-17 |
= 18-23 |
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| Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote | |
| 1 | Blondie101010 | 2534 | | 25306 | today | "that sounds like you don't want to maintain it" |
| 2 | __adrian | 2142 | | 29491 | today | "the obvious answer there is "well then don't upgrade"" |
| 3 | TML | 1586 | | 23588 | today | ""sudo -u www-data ls -al /that/path"" |
| 4 | olle | 600 | | 5812 | 6 days ago | "I don't wanna setup a stupid MVC system" |
| 5 | lembron | 497 | | 12684 | 18 days ago | "GoSox define "instances" - there is https://www.php.net/manual..." |
| 6 | AllenJB | 425 | | 10398 | 2 days ago | "https://blog.packagist.com/composer-2-9-6-perforce-driver-comm..." |
| 7 | monkfish | 325 | | 5017 | 177 days ago | "what does stat -L /dev/log show?" |
| 8 | ant-x | 310 | | 4511 | 167 days ago | "No readon at all. I am happy to talk about PHP only." |
| 9 | GoSox | 249 | | 3607 | 18 days ago | "the next server is going to be freebsd" |
| 10 | guideX | 223 | | 3240 | 258 days ago | "I couldn't figure it out, and I still can't" |
| 11 | TEX | 200 | | 1731 | 262 days ago | "i know all of that already. im asking if there's a better way :)" |
| 12 | Guess65 | 186 | | 1575 | 258 days ago | "future of walls could be - account reg with open banking" |
| 13 | thumbs | 186 | | 1628 | 21 days ago | "I bought a php book in 2002, I think." |
| 14 | TedFetcher | 180 | | 4637 | 175 days ago | "I wish I were joking/exaggerating." |
| 15 | anthonym | 168 | | 1708 | 320 days ago | "a bit like a SSO but without all the need for the extra layers" |
| 16 | Arutemisu | 149 | | 2440 | 216 days ago | "Can someone post a link to that, if any?" |
| 17 | ceux | 136 | | 1366 | 2 days ago | "im trying to rip out most of the standard library" |
| 18 | nCrazed | 134 | | 1858 | 24 days ago | "it'll fail to "compile" or hit stack/memory limit at runtime" |
| 19 | NeinstarFilmz | 129 | | 1126 | 38 days ago | "For example, no watermarks, nor markdown conversion." |
| 20 | Rockwood | 123 | | 594 | 28 days ago | "We can’t just ignore it." |
| 21 | tuxisapenguin | 121 | | 2736 | 297 days ago | "Minimal example: https://pastebin.com/raw/m3iEzrRQ" |
| 22 | ljharb | 118 | | 1490 | 242 days ago | "TML: they aren't *used* for 99%, sure, few things are" |
| 23 | n0xx | 115 | | 1098 | 67 days ago | "ljharb: i've never heard someone saying this about react" |
| 24 | LesBoys | 114 | | 648 | 299 days ago | " 367 | gdImagePtr gdImageCreateFromTga( FILE * fp );" |
| 25 | znf | 104 | | 1347 | 203 days ago | "TML: becuase one fd is the log file php-fpm, the other is the ..." |
These didn't make it to the top:
| tablekeyboard (99) | regedit (96) | bleb (95) | ipynb (89) | SeriousAngel (82) |
| Koopz (78) | jargon (77) | jmckenna (73) | BadAdviceCat (68) | dag (63) |
| Bombo (63) | DevAntoine (62) | MFFVD_ (61) | ordos (61) | fakuve (60) |
| quantum` (58) | sleeplesscoderzz (58) | ShubNiggurath (56) | Galatasaray (54) | WeeBey (52) |
| RonWhoCares (51) | hansol (49) | Blondie101010___ (49) | elmetah (49) | da_wunder (46) |
| Simplar (46) | Blondie101010_ (45) | llanhmock (43) | chealer (42) | wavecatcher (41) |
By the way, there were 187 other nicks.
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| Is TedFetcher stupid or just asking too many questions? 28.9% lines contained a question!
tuxisapenguin didn't know that much either. 27.3% of his/her lines were questions. |
| The loudest one was jargon, who yelled 14.3% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time! |
| It seems that jargon's shift-key is hanging: 5.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <jargon> :DDD ? NeinstarFilmz just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 3.9% of the time. |
| deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag |
| Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times. For example, like this: * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag |
| jargon brings happiness to the world. 27.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 24.5% of the time. |
| SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
tuxisapenguin is also a sad person, crying 4.1% of the time. |
| TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line. #PHP average was 77.2 letters per line. |
| Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 26.7 characters per line. LesBoys was tight-lipped, too, averaging 39.9 characters. |
| __adrian spoke a total of 29491 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 25306 words. |
| Dotz0cat_ wrote an average of 44.50 words per line.
Channel average was 13.69 words per line. |
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| Word | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | would | 501 | TML |
| 2 | there | 402 | bleb |
| 3 | which | 277 | tablekeyboard |
| 4 | about | 268 | bleb |
| 5 | error | 250 | AllenJB |
| 6 | Should | 221 | TML |
| 7 | something | 168 | TML |
| 8 | think | 153 | __adrian |
| 9 | using | 145 | mikey_p |
| 10 | people | 126 | __adrian |
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| Nick | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | php | 1792 | TML |
| 2 | TML | 127 | mishehu |
| 3 | __adrian | 109 | RonWhoCares |
| 4 | guideX | 87 | __adrian |
| 5 | Blondie101010 | 57 | Bombo |
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| URL | Number of Uses | Last Used by | |
| 1 | https://ms4w.com | 4 | jmckenna |
| 2 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php | 3 | AllenJB |
| 3 | https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& | 3 | NeinstarFilmz |
| 4 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php | 3 | paperino43 |
| 5 | http://127.0.0.1/dav | 3 | TML |
| 6 | https://sscce.org/ | 3 | Blondie101010 |
| 7 | https://paragonie.com/blog/2017/12/2018-guide-building-secur | 3 | Arutemisu |
| 8 | https://www.philippecloutier.com/ | 3 | TML |
| 9 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/mysqli-stmt.execute.php | 2 | AllenJB |
| 10 | https://doc.tiki.org/Requirements | 2 | chealer |
| 11 | https://github.com/Webklex/php-imap | 2 | TedFetcher |
| 12 | https://demo.filestash.app/files/?share=kQ10iXt | 2 | MFFVD_ |
| 13 | https://phpc.chat | 2 | chealer |
| 14 | https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.xmlrpc-decode.php | 2 | Blondie101010 |
| 15 | https://anubis.techaro.lol | 2 | Guess65 |
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| Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times! For example, like this: *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML elmetah seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received. |
| litharge is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
litharge's faithful follower, TML, kicked about 1 people. |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
| __adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 11 actions! For example, like this: * __adrian shrugs Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 8 actions. |
| Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 26 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 13 times. |
| an_64 has quite a potty mouth. 0.6% words were foul language.
LesBoys also makes sailors blush, 0.5% of the time. |
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| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.12, 8.3.25, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links | 235 days ago at 20:12 by __adrian |
| This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.4.10, 8.3.23, 8.2.29, 8.1.33 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links | 277 days ago at 20:31 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 4 times. | |
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