| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1608 |  | 16293 | 79 days ago | "clearly lacks understanding of topics" |
| 2 |
__adrian | 951 | | 13287 | yesterday | "`-r` executes a string as php code" |
| 3 |
TML | 714 | | 10332 | yesterday | "re going to PR to me, hide the AI credit."" |
| 4 |
ant-x | 310 | | 4511 | 351 days ago | "If I need it, I know I can do it." |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 190 days ago | "No, fibers, because they can yield farther away" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 222 | | 5178 | yesterday | "Why wonder when you can just 3v4l it? https://3v4l.org/urUD0#v..." |
| 7 |
lembron | 202 | | 4754 | yesterday | "anyone with up2date phpunit+coverage? -> does a `if(that())\n ..." |
| 8 |
Lore | 175 | | 2925 | 5 days ago | "Thank you, TML... heartfelt..." |
| 9 |
thumbs | 158 | | 1551 | yesterday | "WSL2 is better for you then." |
| 10 |
NeinstarFilmz | 143 | | 1186 | 64 days ago | "Another time, I need to go to bed." |
| 11 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 133 days ago | "That part sadly didn't do any difference, so I didn't keep it." |
| 12 |
TedFetcher | 111 | | 2776 | 359 days ago | "Asking questions about PHP isn't "whining"." |
| 13 |
ceux | 99 | | 970 | 5 days ago | "like postfix, etc. then y in php you can use sendmail." |
| 14 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 184 days ago | "but at least you learn things" |
| 15 |
GoSox | 91 | | 1631 | 107 days ago | "or, did i not explain the question in a comprehensible way?" |
| 16 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 128 days ago | "includes the php script and the recipe to test it." |
| 17 |
Rockwood | 70 | | 245 | 13 days ago | "oops Blondie101010 not available" |
| 18 |
Koopz | 68 | | 1361 | 47 days ago | "oops, consider the forward slash escaped" |
| 19 |
monkfish | 64 | | 789 | 361 days ago | "and is /dev/log a proper symlink?" |
| 20 |
MFFVD_ | 61 | | 565 | 352 days ago | "that should solve all dependency errors" |
| 21 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 121 days ago | "do you have .so lib you made with your hands?" |
| 22 |
Simplar | 57 | | 1078 | 7 days ago | "Will diff account for the time of 'cancelled_at'?" |
| 23 |
ordos | 56 | | 795 | 267 days ago | "this was mentioned earlier i just scanned the above" |
| 24 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 286 days ago | "nah! C++ is always good, no matter what :)))" |
| 25 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 30 days ago | "that does surpised me but ok" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
Simplar didn't know that much either. 29.8% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 7.4% of the time!
Another old yeller was ShubNiggurath, who shouted 7.1% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.5% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> X(
ShubNiggurath just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.8% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.4% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 17.8% of the time.
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lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 5.4% lines contained sad faces. :(
ash_worksi is also a sad person, crying 3.8% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 145.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.1 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 17.0 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 16293 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 13287 words.
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p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.60 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 7 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, deconfed tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 26 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 8 times.
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| olle has quite a potty mouth. 0.1% words were foul language.
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| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
yesterday at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
yesterday at 23:24 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
yesterday at 23:22 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 7 times. |
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