#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Wednesday 9 September 2026 - 0:14:51
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 190 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.2%
2006
4.0%
2496
3.9%
2425
2.9%
1827
3.0%
1856
3.5%
2147
4.1%
2555
4.2%
2592
3.3%
2065
3.8%
2368
3.8%
2370
3.7%
2293
3.9%
2412
4.3%
2670
5.2%
3205
5.6%
3442
4.9%
3057
5.4%
3355
4.4%
2701
4.6%
2845
4.6%
2840
5.5%
3415
4.5%
2798
3.6%
2201
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie10101017574852035265431781237 days ago"if you eliminate NaN blindly, you lose a lot of valuable info"
2 __adrian10252814992431448628 days ago"maybe you're thinking of isset()"
3 TML84786313284021234013 days ago"that seems like it should be fixed :D"
4 ant-x3101611454511309 days ago"TML: do you say BitKeeper were right to revoke the license?"
5 olle248531952178148 days ago"Or @param array<string, User> for hash table string-to-user"
6 AllenJB245105994057392 days ago"Possibly "BadAdviceCat" - I think they may have gone by other ..."
7 lembron18135407333429647 days ago"are you looking for "+3 workdays" or such?"
8 thumbs17348596516352 days ago"You should probably just ask your actual php question."
9 NeinstarFilmz155102745126222 days ago"The issue was a Windows/Unix bug."
10 TedFetcher1307321363383317 days ago"I guess everyone used the now-removed imap_* functions."
11 tablekeyboard12511510284191 days ago"Yeah, that's what I had. `echo $SHELL` says /bin/bash"
12 ceux11020864104361 days ago"like postfix, etc. then y in php you can use sendmail."
13 Koopz98405817445 days ago"... so what's causing the 500 then"
14 monkfish97478141425319 days ago"you can throw in -f to follow the journal in realtime"
15 bleb952721461241142 days ago"if there is an equivalent for PHP thatd be what I want to know"
16 GoSox91562411163165 days ago"so i have an http request that returns a big json result, whic..."
17 Rockwood86503313215 days ago"lol not ba- confusing me this?"
18 jmckenna838397750 days ago"speaking of IRC, someone should change the channel topic here ..."
19 hakre73658111286 days ago"and probably some HTTP state management."
20 nCrazed729253710465 days ago"as in you allowed the n% changes and dropped the rest?"
21 MFFVD_61456565310 days ago"with sabreDAV defaults, the server works normally"
22 Yakov6128153668379 days ago"I did not ignore, i remember 1) string 2) IPC 3) tcp/ip"
23 ordos60261816852225 days ago"is your collection in your will?"
24 ShubNiggurath564214429244 days ago"stop giving me canned responses"
25 Galatasaray5454512324 days ago""I’ve never seen anything this ridiculous in my life.""


These didn't make it to the top:
dag (53) quantum` (53) mishehu (49) Simplar (46) RonWhoCares (46)
ash_worksi (44) Bombo (42) demlak (41) mosaid (40) Lore (39)
Muimi (38) RobertoC (36) MarkoPolo (36) reaper (35) Inline (33)
ipynb (31) znf (30) nullfrost (29) mahboubine (27) bomb (26)
irked (24) s17 (24) paperino43 (24) sebbu (23) ultramage (23)
NoiseEee (22) strk (22) chiselfuse (21) DevAntoine (21) maxzor (20)

By the way, there were 135 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
Simplar didn't know that much either. 30.4% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was NeinstarFilmz, who shouted 5.2% of the time!
It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.2% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <NeinstarFilmz> :O

quantum` just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Bombo isn't a sad person either, smiling 21.4% of the time.
lembron seems to be sad at the moment: 3.9% lines contained sad faces. :(
ash_worksi is also a sad person, crying 2.3% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 149.8 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.0 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 18.8 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters.
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 17812 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 14486 words.
p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.46 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 212 Yakov
2 there 191 Blondie101010
3 about 150 mosaid
4 which 113 eson123
5 error 84 Blondie101010
6 because 82 hakre
7 script 80 mishehu
8 should 75 __adrian
9 something 75 __adrian
10 Windows 56 thumbs

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1011 sebbu
2 TML 69 mishehu
3 __adrian 51 RonWhoCares
4 ant-x 50 TML
5 Blondie101010 33 Bombo

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
3 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
4 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
5 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
6 https://puzzlum.org/ 2 TML
7 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 2 Lore
8 https://www.php.net/manual/en/function.xmlrpc-decode.php 2 Blondie101010
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.pdo-mysql.php 2 Koopz
10 https://www.dokuwiki.org/install 2 Blondie101010
11 https://unofficial-tesla-tech.dark-energy.info 2 quantum`
12 https://bpa.st/XRXQ 2 Blondie101010
13 https://justpaste.it/cpmdm 2 Galatasaray
14 https://httpd.apache.org/docs/current/howto/htaccess.html 2 TML
15 https://github.com/lamskoy/arch-phpbs/blob/master/timezonedb 2 monkfish

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 9 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, deconfed tells us what's up with 4 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 27 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 9 times.
znf has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
olle also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 37 days ago at 01:48 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 87 days ago at 15:08 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 87 days ago at 15:06 by __adrian
The topic was set 4 times.
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