| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Blondie101010 | 1112 |  | 11672 | 21 days ago | "mapping from float in php has limitations like that" |
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__adrian | 777 | | 10778 | 7 days ago | "https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-23-1" |
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TML | 420 | | 5773 | 11 days ago | "demlak: the SIP phone is calling a webhook on my local computer?" |
| 4 |
Lore | 337 | | 4964 | 6 days ago | "Just in case, if you have Musl SSH: https://sshhole.com/" |
| 5 |
olle | 248 | | 2178 | 211 days ago | "I don't wanna setup a stupid MVC system" |
| 6 |
AllenJB | 237 | | 5516 | yesterday | "What's the full error message you're getting?" |
| 7 |
lembron | 209 | | 4946 | 16 days ago | "(you do want to set pm.max_request or so in there tho)" |
| 8 |
thumbs | 178 | | 1716 | 4 days ago | "Try nodejs or similar frameworks." |
| 9 |
NeinstarFilmz | 137 | | 1147 | 85 days ago | "It's not quite ready for public release yet." |
| 10 |
GoSox | 136 | | 2396 | 19 days ago | "at least not that i can remember offhand" |
| 11 |
tablekeyboard | 125 | | 2841 | 154 days ago | "Perhaps "its own private memory" is a better way to describe it." |
| 12 |
ceux | 119 | | 1078 | 5 days ago | "BadGuyAlex: no shame in the game" |
| 13 |
bleb | 95 | | 1241 | 205 days ago | "no language does arbitrary breakage, that goes without saying" |
| 14 |
dag | 83 | | 762 | 5 days ago | "i think thats wrong namespace" |
| 15 |
nCrazed | 74 | | 1057 | yesterday | "as far as I am concerned linkedin IS spam :P" |
| 16 |
hakre | 73 | | 1112 | 149 days ago | "which then prevents humans to learn." |
| 17 |
Koopz | 65 | | 1274 | 21 days ago | "... so what's causing the 500 then" |
| 18 |
sebbu | 62 | | 702 | 5 days ago | "yes, and it works, so all is fine ™️" |
| 19 |
Yakov | 61 | | 683 | 142 days ago | "I need nice way to communicate php and my c program" |
| 20 |
Rockwood | 56 | | 197 | 20 days ago | "Robdgreat, where are you busy now days?" |
| 21 |
ShubNiggurath | 56 | | 429 | 307 days ago | "stop giving me canned responses" |
| 22 |
ordos | 53 | | 799 | 20 days ago | "much smaller book back then it seems" |
| 23 |
ash_worksi | 52 | | 827 | 51 days ago | "is there an equally concise DateTimeImmutable variant to strto..." |
| 24 |
mishehu | 49 | | 1198 | 100 days ago | "greetings earthicans. question: I'm maintaining an ancient p..." |
| 25 |
Bombo | 47 | | 579 | 20 days ago | "i'm on console only, on a raspi, jed as editor" |
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
pertho didn't know that much either. 28.6% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Lore, who yelled 8.6% of the time!
Another old yeller was pertho, who shouted 8.6% of the time!
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It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.6% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<NeinstarFilmz> :O
pertho just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 2.9% of the time.
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deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
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Bombo brings happiness to the world. 21.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.1% of the time.
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pertho seems to be sad at the moment: 5.7% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 5.7% of the time.
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AllenJB wrote the longest lines, averaging 141.1 letters per line.
#PHP average was 76.7 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.9 characters per line.
reaper was tight-lipped, too, averaging 37.9 characters. |
Blondie101010 spoke a total of 11672 words!
Blondie101010's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 10778 words.
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znf wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.43 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 5 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian shrugs
Also, deconfed tells us what's up with 4 actions.
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Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 19 times!
Another lonely one was Lore, who managed to hit 9 times.
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Young has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
GoSox also makes sailors blush, 0.1% of the time.
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| >> CVE WARNING << **UPGRADE PHP NOW** Patched PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 **UPGRADE PHP NOW** >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.12, 8.4.27, 8.3.36, 8.2.35 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has s |
21 days ago at 17:41 by __adrian |
| <blink> >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << </blink> This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
22 days ago at 23:28 by __adrian |
| >> CVE WARNING << https://www.php.net/archive/2026.php#2026-10-20-1 >> CVE WARNING << Be prepared to update IMMEDIATELY when the security release is available! This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.9, 8.4.24, 8.3.33, 8.2.33 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links |
22 days ago at 23:24 by __adrian |
| The topic was set 8 times. |
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