#PHP @ Libera.chat stats by TinoDidriksen

Statistics generated on Tuesday 30 June 2026 - 0:05:37
During this 365-day reporting period, a total of 209 different nicks were represented on #PHP.


Most active times
3.2%
2180
3.4%
2271
3.9%
2594
3.2%
2124
3.3%
2211
3.5%
2329
3.9%
2624
4.1%
2757
3.3%
2196
3.7%
2507
3.9%
2590
3.7%
2477
4.0%
2662
4.6%
3067
5.3%
3589
5.7%
3812
5.1%
3403
5.6%
3777
4.1%
2779
4.4%
2983
4.7%
3190
5.4%
3643
4.4%
2957
3.5%
2380
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0-5 = 0-5 6-11 = 6-11 12-17 = 12-17 18-23 = 18-23

Most active nicks
 NickNumber of linesWhen?Number of WordsLast seenRandom quote
1 Blondie101010206259820665160720970yesterday"but frankly not for us, for yourself"
2 __adrian1575382840351225623 days ago"(there would be no warning if undefined in that case)"
3 TML122110631554530176137 days ago"and never the twain should meet"
4 olle4717537620468176 days ago"I have no access/decision power for sysops"
5 AllenJB3171391314676724 days ago"Use ->modify(). You can specify relative dates."
6 ant-x3101611454511237 days ago"Several days ago, I quoted that constant to a friend, saying t..."
7 lembron262524612242656413 days ago"GoSox define "instances" - there is https://www.php.net/manual..."
8 thumbs19446856217777 days ago"Wouldn't WSL2 help with running fpm?"
9 TedFetcher1808228704637245 days ago"I wish I were joking/exaggerating."
10 monkfish178671382162913247 days ago"Blondie101010: yes, that's why I thought it was funny."
11 ceux1581811129166210 days ago"some have oauth schemas, some have app passwords, etc."
12 NeinstarFilmz146987401217yesterday"Blondie101010, it was an extension processing issue, :)"
13 tablekeyboard12511510284119 days ago"#php is not the place to discuss PHP?"
14 nCrazed108164843156894 days ago"I was wondering if all of the abandoned php6 books are in the ..."
15 znf10470331347273 days ago"writes status:200 in my fpm's access_log, then it outputs 500"
16 regedit964918291571273 days ago"that will apparently very quickly turn a "0" into a ''"
17 bleb95272146124170 days ago"no language does arbitrary breakage, that goes without saying"
18 guideX94941519328 days ago"with .net, you don't, those parts are compiled into the dll"
19 GoSox86512411151988 days ago"that found it, /usr/local/bin/timeout"
20 SeriousAngel82145991524335 days ago"IRC is a marvel not words may describe."
21 jmckenna818191754 days ago"anyway, i apologize to Blondie101010"
22 Koopz783147124814 days ago"i must've been drunk while writing this..."
23 hakre73658111214 days ago"includes the php script and the recipe to test it."
24 Arutemisu72102021211303286 days ago"Found a better one afterwards. That was it."
25 Rockwood7045518222630 days ago"have you own house or staying as tenant?"


These didn't make it to the top:
Yakov (61) MFFVD_ (61) ordos (61) fakuve (60) dag (58)
ShubNiggurath (56) Galatasaray (54) quantum` (53) WeeBey (52) RonWhoCares (46)
Simplar (46) Bombo (44) chealer (42) demlak (41) ash_worksi (40)
jargon (40) Muimi (38) biberu (36) MarkoPolo (36) RobertoC (36)
reaper (35) Inline (33) mishehu (31) ipynb (31) nullfrost (29)
DevAntoine (29) mahboubine (27) NoiseEee (26) bomb (26) paperino43 (24)

By the way, there were 154 other nicks.

Big numbers
Is Yakov stupid or just asking too many questions? 34.4% lines contained a question!
Simplar didn't know that much either. 30.4% of his/her lines were questions.
The loudest one was ShubNiggurath, who yelled 7.1% of the time!
Another old yeller was SeriousAngel, who shouted 6.1% of the time!
It seems that NeinstarFilmz's shift-key is hanging: 3.4% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
     <NeinstarFilmz> OK! :D

quantum` just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 1.9% of the time.
deconfed is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Poor Blondie101010, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * deconfed slaps Blondie101010 totally with a STATUS_CACHE_PAGE_LOCKED handbag
Galatasaray brings happiness to the world. 22.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
lembron isn't a sad person either, smiling 20.2% of the time.
SeriousAngel seems to be sad at the moment: 6.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
lembron is also a sad person, crying 3.1% of the time.
TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 147.2 letters per line.
#PHP average was 78.2 letters per line.
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 16.2 characters per line.
ShubNiggurath was tight-lipped, too, averaging 40.9 characters.
__adrian spoke a total of 22562 words!
__adrian's faithful follower, Blondie101010, didn't speak so much: 20970 words.
p3rL wrote an average of 42.00 words per line.
Channel average was 13.89 words per line.

Most used words
 Word Number of Uses Last Used by
1 would 347 Yakov
2 there 289 Yakov
3 about 184 Yakov
4 which 180 eson123
5 should 129 __adrian
6 something 113 __adrian
7 error 106 AllenJB
8 think 105 Yakov
9 because 104 hakre
10 script 95 mishehu

Most referenced nicks
 Nick Number of Uses Last Used by
1 php 1393 Blondie101010
2 __adrian 99 RonWhoCares
3 TML 94 mishehu
4 ant-x 50 TML
5 Blondie101010 40 Bombo

Most referenced URLs
 URL Number of Uses Last Used by
1 https://ms4w.com 4 jmckenna
2 https://puzzlum.org/Ink/ink.php?file=Selfies%2F*.png&w=auto& 3 NeinstarFilmz
3 https://www.philippecloutier.com/ 3 TML
4 https://www.php.net/manual/en/session.upload-progress.php 3 paperino43
5 http://127.0.0.1/dav 3 TML
6 https://sscce.org/ 3 Blondie101010
7 https://3v4l.org/ 2 TML
8 https://www.php.net/manual/en/mysqli-stmt.execute.php 2 AllenJB
9 https://www.php.net/manual/en/pdostatement.execute.php 2 AllenJB
10 https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull 2 TML
11 https://www.php.net/manual/en/fpm.status.php 2 AllenJB
12 https://bpa.st/XRXQ 2 Blondie101010
13 https://github.com/Webklex/php-imap 2 TedFetcher
14 https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.pdo-mysql.php 2 Koopz
15 https://demo.filestash.app/files/?share=kQ10iXt 2 MFFVD_

Other interesting numbers
Galatasaray wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
For example, like this:
     *** Galatasaray was kicked by TML
TML is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
Strange, no op was given on #PHP!
Wow, no op was taken on #PHP!
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 10 actions!
For example, like this:
     * __adrian shrugs

Also, Blondie101010 tells us what's up with 6 actions.
Blondie101010 talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 27 times!
Another lonely one was TML, who managed to hit 14 times.
znf has quite a potty mouth. 0.1% words were foul language.
olle also makes sailors blush, 0.0% of the time.

Latest Topics
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · /msg php-bot guidelines · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 15 days ago at 15:08 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.7, 8.4.22, 8.3.31, 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 15 days ago at 15:06 by __adrian
This is a code help channel. Stable PHP versions: 8.5.6; 8.4.21; 8.3.31; 8.2.31 · /msg php-bot guidelines · Be respectful & keep your language clean · Use a paste site for code · http://hashphp.org has some useful links 52 days ago at 19:12 by __adrian
The topic was set 6 times.
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