| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
| 1 |
TML | 120 |  | 1963 | 3 days ago | "paperino43: How are you running PHP" |
| 2 |
Blondie101010 | 107 | | 1080 | yesterday | "why were you looking at that function?" |
| 3 |
__adrian | 77 | | 1177 | yesterday | "ok. see ceux's question - is that really the socket you want?" |
| 4 |
jmckenna | 51 | | 532 | 8 days ago | "it can be used for whatever you wish" |
| 5 |
AllenJB | 43 | | 933 | yesterday | "What's the full error message? (There's usually a reason given..." |
| 6 |
znf | 30 | | 355 | 12 days ago | "But either way, I restored the file from backup, problem fixed" |
| 7 |
Koopz | 30 | | 383 | 3 days ago | "yeah i think y'all can consider this ordeal as taken care of..." |
| 8 |
quantum` | 30 | | 247 | 5 days ago | "/var/log/php8.4-fpm.log Only shows running and shutdowns." |
| 9 |
bomb | 26 | | 190 | today | "is PhpStorm as good as it's advertised?" |
| 10 |
paperino43 | 24 | | 422 | 7 days ago | "Hello; hopefully someone can help me. I made a simple form for..." |
| 11 |
thumbs | 23 | | 173 | 5 days ago | "jmckenna: I'll add that link to our bot." |
| 12 |
nCrazed | 21 | | 273 | yesterday | "I can second most of the above, including having the AI stuff ..." |
| 13 |
TedFetcher | 19 | | 607 | yesterday | "My minimal test.php script containing *only* `var_dump(memory_..." |
| 14 |
regedit | 19 | | 226 | 12 days ago | "something just worked now 🤦♂️" |
| 15 |
Successus | 17 | | 263 | 14 days ago | "Alright thank you for your help" |
| 16 |
fakuve | 16 | | 160 | 10 days ago | "it is called parse-hover-php.php" |
| 17 |
Rockwood | 15 | | 74 | 7 days ago | "Hopefully, he’s still alive :D" |
| 18 |
ash_worksi | 15 | | 145 | 24 days ago | "maybe visibility is new since PHP4" |
| 19 |
ceux | 14 | | 76 | 3 days ago | "you probably need to include the fastcgi params" |
| 20 |
monkfish | 13 | | 276 | yesterday | "KeeperoftheKeys: perhaps look into ReflectionClass::getConstan..." |
| 21 |
n0xx | 12 | | 140 | 7 days ago | "huh, ok ill check that out!" |
| 22 |
lembron | 11 | | 312 | 3 days ago | "hm... having kind of a design issue, any smart bypass ideas? -..." |
| 23 |
dtc2 | 11 | | 120 | 8 days ago | "extension_dir = "C:\www\php7\ext"" |
| 24 |
KeeperoftheKeys | 11 | | 299 | 21 days ago | "I haven't yet looked at the code so this is just based on beha..." |
| 25 |
dag | 10 | | 86 | 25 days ago | "simplexml_load_string() and XML external entity injection" |
Is Successus stupid or just asking too many questions? 47.1% lines contained a question!
lembron didn't know that much either. 36.4% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Koopz, who yelled 10.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was lembron, who shouted 9.1% of the time!
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It seems that quantum`'s shift-key is hanging: 3.3% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<quantum`> PHP 8.4.11
TML just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 0.8% of the time.
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| Nobody beat anyone up. Everybody was friendly. |
lembron brings happiness to the world. 27.3% lines contained smiling faces. :)
n0xx isn't a sad person either, smiling 16.7% of the time.
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dtc2 seems to be sad at the moment: 9.1% lines contained sad faces. :(
regedit is also a sad person, crying 5.3% of the time.
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TedFetcher wrote the longest lines, averaging 176.7 letters per line.
#PHP average was 77.6 letters per line. |
Rockwood wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.8 characters per line.
ceux was tight-lipped, too, averaging 31.1 characters. |
TML spoke a total of 1963 words!
TML's faithful follower, __adrian, didn't speak so much: 1177 words.
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ice9 wrote an average of 36.67 words per line.
Channel average was 13.64 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| Strange, no op was given on #PHP! |
| Wow, no op was taken on #PHP! |
__adrian always lets us know what he/she's doing: 2 actions!
For example, like this:
* __adrian sits back, cracks knuckles, cackles evilly
Also, DevAntoine tells us what's up with 1 actions.
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fakuve talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times!
Another lonely one was Koopz, who managed to hit 1 times.
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| znf has quite a potty mouth. 0.3% words were foul language.
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Total number of lines: 6629.
